Rude boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by married with children

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Rude boy

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very rude indeed!

This is a pretty good quality toy. Just because this did not work for me, does not automatically label it as a bad toy. It could work for you. If you have had luck finding your p-spot, then what do you have to lose with getting and trying Rude Boy out.
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Pros:
price, 100% silicone
Cons:
did not work for me, the seam running down the entire length of the toy.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator is used for p-spot massages. The tip gets inserted into your anus, while the base with the bullet vibrates your taint. The insertable portion is curved, so that when inserted it is pointed right toward your p-spot. This is a pretty simple toy. No other uses for this one. The bullet can be removed for your female partner, but this toy as a whole can not be used by her. So it is very limited in its function.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This is made from 100% silicone. The bullet is the typical chrome plated plastic. That should be fine by most shoppers, because the bullet is inserted in the dildo. So it does not come in contact with your body during normal play.

The only texture on this, would be the seam from where they molded it together. Its not too pronounced, but you can feel it. I wish they had done a better job in this department. Rough areas on anal toys are not a good thing. There are 7 small bumps on the portion of this toy that sits against your taint. They do not really add much to the pleasure. I could see them aiding in the transfer of vibrations, but even that is iffy.

The material has not smell of taste to it. It has a almost velvety smooth feel to it. There is some give to the firmness, but not anywhere close enough to cause it to flop around. It is flexible enough to bend with little effort, and it always returns back to its original shape.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Like stated above, this is designed to stimulate a guys p-spot. This is shaped like a giant curved finger, that is pointed right toward your p-spot. (or the general area)

This has a diameter of about 1 1/8 inches. It is on the smaller side of anal toys. Enough to fill up a beginner or someone more advanced in anal play. But if you are into girth, this one will fall short. The insertable length is about 6 inches. I found that to bee too long to hit the p-spot and still tease your taint.

The bullet is a one speed kind of deal. Basic and cheap. You can insert a new bullet of your choosing at any time. Should this one break, or the vibrations do not work for you.
    • Beginner

Performance

This is another one of those p-spot toys that did not work for me. I have had no luck finding my p-spot. The closest I have come was with my Buddy But Plug. That felt like it was close to hitting my p-spot. I do not believe it is by fault of this toy, though.

The toy has held up well, I have had it for about 2 years. There are no signs of wear and tear. The bullet is still going strong. In fact, the wife uses the bullet all the time for clit stimulation. So over all it has performed nicely. I can not dock it any stars for my lack of ability to find my p-spot.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is about the easiest material to clean. It is non porous, making it simple to sterilize. You can boil it in water for a few minutes. You can run it through the dishwasher, on the top shelf. You can wash it in a bleach solution. you can use warm water and soap. You can even use some toy cleaner. So many options, you are sure to find one you like.

I do nothing special to store my toy. He gets washed after each use, dried off with a towel, and thrown in the closet. This is where he sits until called upon for action. At which time, if he is dusty or has lint clinging to him; he will get a quick rinse and he is ready to go.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I cant remember off the top of my head, but I believe he came in a clear plastic box. You could see the dildo through the box, so it was not the most discreet looking package. I wont get to into this section, it was along time ago when I first received this toy.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Like stated in my original review, this is a bigger p-spot toy. At least for me. So he does not get much use. Add that to me not being very good at finding my p-spot during self pleasure, it just makes this toy not very useful to use. Don't get me wrong. It is a great toy. High quality, and built to last. It just does not work with my body. I wish it did, but it has not to date.
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Comments
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review. I hate it when good toys don't work out.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    i like mine but do not use it too often either, still want to try and use it during seated sex.
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Great review!!!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for reading. hope the review helped.

    I have never tried it during seated sex, because we get a little too physical. Would be worried about hurting my back side.
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great review....have heard a lot about this one...some good, some bad....
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Never found any toy (besides wife's wonderful fingers) that actually get the right spot on my prostate. I am wondering if this might be the one??
  • spunkmonkey
    spunkmonkey  
    Great review. I will have to take your word on this one. Not into anal play.
  • cricket
    cricket  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Artishok
    Artishok  
    Thanks for the review!
  • britanny0620
    britanny0620  
    Thanks for the review
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