You need a new name, Mr. Anal Starter.
This toy needs a better name, ‘Mr.Floppy’! Not only was the toy floppy, the pleasure was a flop too. I was hoping for a cheap buy but this was a tad too cheap for me. This toy was a struggle to use, and next time I'll look more into the toy I buy.Published: May 15, 2009
Pros:
Appearance is satisfying, cheap price.
Cons:
Small, lack of firmness, safety concerns, bad taste and smell
When the box arrived at my door, I was so excited to have my new toy. It was a sprint to get the scissors. Those scissors opened the box, I grabbed the plastic container, and had my first sight of the real toy. I was pretty disappointed when I looked at the toy from the plastic. My first impression of the Blush UR3® anal starter was "Well that's kind of small!". Then I got the scissors out to start opening the annoying plastic container. After I finished struggling with the plastic container, I was engulfed by the harsh smell coming from the toy. This smell also made a horrible taste to this toy.
I held it in my hand, I like the textured feeling of it but I was not satisfied with its floppy movements. The size of this toy is a tad of a problem since I am a bigger girl. Once I was in the mood, I got my lubricant and tried to penetrate but I failed. It was quite too soft to do much, let alone get in me. After trying multiple times, I finally managed to get the toy into my body. The lubricant made this toy much too hard to use. I was not feeling any pleasure while using this toy. My attempt to find any pleasure from this toy was not a success.
While the pleasure is a concern, there are also some other major concerns to notify. This material is UR3® which it’s porous. This material is the most porous toy material of all toys. If you were to use this toy with a partner, a condom is most certainly needed.
I would recommend not getting this toy for many reasons. One is that this toy is pretty small. A second reason is that it’s totally lacking firmness to use this toy to penetrate. Third, I have found the smell and taste to be horrid. The fourth and final reason is the safety concerns to be noticed. This was not quite a good experience nor a pleasurable time. It was quite difficult to get in and once it did there were no sparks.
I held it in my hand, I like the textured feeling of it but I was not satisfied with its floppy movements. The size of this toy is a tad of a problem since I am a bigger girl. Once I was in the mood, I got my lubricant and tried to penetrate but I failed. It was quite too soft to do much, let alone get in me. After trying multiple times, I finally managed to get the toy into my body. The lubricant made this toy much too hard to use. I was not feeling any pleasure while using this toy. My attempt to find any pleasure from this toy was not a success.
While the pleasure is a concern, there are also some other major concerns to notify. This material is UR3® which it’s porous. This material is the most porous toy material of all toys. If you were to use this toy with a partner, a condom is most certainly needed.
I would recommend not getting this toy for many reasons. One is that this toy is pretty small. A second reason is that it’s totally lacking firmness to use this toy to penetrate. Third, I have found the smell and taste to be horrid. The fourth and final reason is the safety concerns to be noticed. This was not quite a good experience nor a pleasurable time. It was quite difficult to get in and once it did there were no sparks.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
One thing I forgot to mention on my review was that a condom is extremely needed, due to its porous material. It is quite an unsanitary object, and impossible to clean. After buying this product, I've found this toy has no use for me. This was a beginners mistake, and next time I will look more into the product before buying.
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I'm a little ... confused. Or if I'm just being sensitve, ok, someone say so.
But I recently reviewed the "Blush UR3 anal starter probe". Giving it no stars and what I would consider a very detailed review of everything that's wrong with it. And yet:
1 votes useful
2 votes worth reading, but not useful
I just want to make sure people are voting on the review, and not the product! Because my point of course, was that the product was not useful - so far my feedback has not reflected what was so poor about my review. So, a little help here. If my review was truly all that bad, tell me what you felt was lacking so that I can improve.
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I'm not sure what is up with that but I have particular things I look for in all reviews and you covered pretty much all of it. You talked about the texture, smell, type of material, the length and width of the toy, and gave your experience with it. The only thing you didn't mention was suggesting the use of a condom on the toy seeing as it is madde of a porous material and cannot be sanitized but overall it was rather good. Don't worry about it we all get a few of those.
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Don't worry about it. I did for a while after every single review was hit with "not useful at all" votes but I got over it. You just have to let it roll off your back. Some people vote down for numerous different things so just keep yourself open to feedback and start threads such as "how can I improve", etc. We'll be honest.
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Did you use this for anal or vaginal penetration? How was cleaning up after use?
Aside from not receiving pleasure did this stay in pretty well once you managed to get it in? How big was "Mr. Floppy" ? I think just from the look of him alone that I'd be detoured. Realistic isn't my style, but whats with the pink tip? Lol.
This doesn't sound like something that I would want...a flop????
Thanks for the review..
Sorry I'm didn't answer in a while, I've been busy. This was used for anal penetration and Mr. Floppy was pretty small about 5 inches. Despite how it looks on the picture its actually clear.
Well, this toy sounds like an all-around bust.