Smackers triple kisser paddle by Cal Exotics - review by Gabe

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A simple paddle with potential for fun

A minimalistically designed paddle, the Smackers Triple Kisser Paddle provides a range of light to moderate stingy pain. It will appeal to those folks who are looking for a light weight, no-frills, pain delivery vehicle.
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Pros:
Simple design, lightweight.
Cons:
Handle isn't great.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

You know, I don't mind fancy paddles. But the truth is, the point of a paddle is to spank. And the fact of the matter is that it doesn't always take fanciness to get the job done. The Smackers Triple Kisser Paddle gets the job done. Other than the kiss symbols (which, while entertaining, don't actually have any function), this paddle is incredibly minimalistic. It's a single piece of coated plastic that is relatively inflexible. It's a foot long in all, roughly two inches wide, and probably a quarter inch thick. It weighs all of a fifth of a pound, so we're talking a really light paddle.

So no, it's not fancy. But, like I said, it gets the job done. In fact, its minimalist design means it gets the job done damn well. It's light enough that my partner could swing it quickly on my ass and, man, did it hurt. This is definitely stingy pain--there isn't enough heft to the paddle to be anything else--but it's stingy pain that you can feel. It'll be good for kinksters new and old, though, since the intensity can be moderated by the intensity with which your partner or you wields it. For seasoned players, I would likely think of this as a warm up toy, rather than the main event.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Light play
    • Spanking
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Play party

Design / Craftsmanship / Size / Material / Features

As I said above, the design of this paddle is very minimalistic. The material feels smooth to the touch, and the paddle is pretty firm. I would expect it to last a long time if taken care of well. On the other hand, I would discourage folks from trying to bend it, in case the core isn't flexible in that way.

The size was actually perfect in my opinion. It was wide enough to not feel stingy like a whip, while being narrow enough to have the directed pain of a ruler.

The only thing I wasn't crazy about was the handle. It's covered in the same material as the rest of the paddle, and gets a little slippery in sweaty hands. I wish there had been a different material on this part, with better grip.
    • Lightweight
    • Minimal

Performance

This toy met my expectations well. I was hoping for a lightweight paddle that would deliver stingy pain without starting out too intense. The design of this paddle allowed my partner to start more lightly and then move up in intensity.
    • Stingy

Care and Maintenance

Wash this material with warm water or soap and toy cleaner. You can use any kind of lube with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I am glad this toy meets your expectations!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'll Miss You EF :(  
    How did your paddle survive use?
  • digit88
    digit88  
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