A whole lotta nope.

If you're looking for a good set of nipple clamps, look some place else. If you want a cheap pretty chain you can use for other stuff, well here you go.
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Pros
Durable, High Safety Rating
Cons
Not useful at all.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Clamping the Brat.

When I am putting nipple clamps on the girlfriend, it's most likely because I am wanting to be dominant, and my female person is a brat, so she will mock things. Things like the clamps slipping off is one of those sort of things she will be mocking, and guess what these clamps do? SO yes I got mocked endlessly the day we decided to bust these out...

First Impressions

When we first got these I really liked them, I did. They felt great and were long enough to reach between each of Krissy's nipples which is impressive as she is quite busty. But as I sat and fiddled with them, I realized to adjust the tightness you have to pinch them completely closed. Now this just me, but I would think the point of adjustable clamps is that you need not close them completely to be able to adjust them. Imagine if your belt worked this way; you have to put it in the smallest it could go before you could adjust it to where you want it to be. Sounds like fun right? No, of course not. Well that is how these stupid things are designed to work because the adjuster will not slide unless you pinch them completely closed. If you've read any of my other reviews, I've explained that my sub fights me, so trying to pull of this epic trick of not pinching too hard on her nipple while I work to get the adjustment just right on her is nearly impossible, it would be easier to fly a kite in a hurricane while being on fire. So I finally get them on via some sort of magic I can't explain, and they instantly pop off her nipples. Which makes her laugh, and will almost instantly throw her out of sub space which is very hard to get her into in the first place, so I have to start this complex process all over again. After three attempts, I pulled the plastic bits off. (It's fine, Krissy's breasts are nearly indestructible.)I pinched them on as tight as possible, and they fell off instantly. They're in the closet some where; I can't find them anymore because I threw them pretty hard.

The Facts

Food grade steel, and durable, these are a 9 on the Eden Fantasy safety scale. It doesn't say what the plastic parts are made from; I'm guessing PVC plastic, so you can boil those, but you can boil the clamps and chain. I can't tell you the chain length; I am sorry, but I can't find the damn things. The packaging is not recyclable; I don't think any of the 2 heart packaging is recyclable which is kinda crappy. The package is not plastered with nude women, but it does say in bold letters, NIPPLE PLAY on the top, so there is that. The backing doesn't give instructions on how to safely use these so, just guess, I suppose. All in all, not that great.
Follow-up commentary
These are still pretty much useless for us. I do however use the chain to hold, lock and cuff keys, and it does that very well. I never found these to be completely useless for everyone, just very much useless for us.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bdsm
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Nipples
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for the review, sorry to hear these didn't workout
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