Illusions spank her

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As Cute As Discipline Gets!

This is a great slapper for mild to moderate discipline/BDSM, and you can expect this one to last thanks to quality materials. The Illusions Slap Her is also a perfect toy for feminine dominants and all others that like to look pretty when wielding their weapons.
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Pros:
Durable, great design, broad handle easy to grip, leather construction, tight stitching.
Cons:
If you can think of one, let me know!
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Girls and boys, whoever told you being tough and pretty weren't compatible hasn't yet met this fine hunk of hide. One of the most frustrating misconceptions about dominance is that it has to grunt, snarl and stomp around in steel-toe boots. Now, while I love to stomp in a pair of Doc Martins as much as the next 90s child, they just don't suit me in the bedroom. With multi-colored and distressed iridescent sheen, this slapper is plenty cute while still managing to be nothing you'd want to cross alone in a dark ally. Feel free to reclaim your right to be pretty while administering a memorable spanking!

This slapper is one of the best I've seen. Those with words like "SLUT" and "BITCH" engraved in them sound wonderful in theory, but after several strokes the victim's butt looks more like alphabet soup than anything else. Trust me, if you want to send someone's bum a message, the Illusions slapper will get it done with far fewer typos. About 10 inches in length not counting the handle, you can feel confident taking on backsides of all shapes and sizes. Its range is ideal for cross-cheek spankings, right across the crack, which I find are one of the stingy-est places to land blows. With a handy hanging loop, you can dangle this one off an unassuming nail above the bed. It's pretty enough to serve as eye-pleasing decor, and tough enough to lay down the law with.

Additionally, its broad handle also means easier gripping, much less slipping. Nothing is worse than the losing control of your tool of discipline when *you're* the one that's supposed to be in control! Plus it's crafted out of leather, and goodness knows that nothing beats the smell, the sound, the sensation or the longevity of leather. If you're vegan or vegetarian this isn't for you, but durability IS one of this slapper's strong suits and the leather is to thank. You can expect the Illusions Slap Her to last you with proper care (soap and warm water to clean when necessary), and to mean business the whole time. It also makes an incredibly pleasing "Crrrrack!" sound when it falls upon helpless booties, which is another thing you can thank the leather for.
Follow-up commentary
I still think this is a great introductory level toy for BDSM play, although I maintain that more advanced players may be somewhat bored. I had a chance last weekend to break this out on someone that had never received a kinky paddle on the behind (imagine!) and they were very pleased. I don't use it much with my steady partner because we're a bit past its use, but I love to have it on hand for secondary partners that are new to paddles.
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  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    The colours of this one.. I can't tell whether I like it or hate it. LOL Your review was easy to read. Very light on the brain
  • Owl Identified
    Owl Identified  
    I actually felt the exact same way about the colors. I settled on love, as I find them rather quirky. And thanks...maybe? Light on the brain denotes a certain kind of empty fluff-ishness.
  • Miss Madeline
    Miss Madeline  
    I think it's a good review. Not complicated but not dull either.

    I'm not sure about the colors either. I've got a very indulgent Owner and far too many of our toys are pink, lol. But this one looks a bit too... insert adjective here... for even me.

    I'm just not sure, lol.
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Excellent review.
  • sexplorative
    sexplorative  
    I really enjoyed your review but I have a concern. I'm not sure I'd recommend cleaning leather with soap and water. Aren't leather cleaners usually better for that? I used to work in a store that sold leather jackets and suggesting something like that was blasphemy, so it makes it a bit curious as to whether that's really an okay way to clean it.
  • pleasurehunter
    pleasurehunter  
    thanks
  • fishbat
    fishbat  
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thanks, great review!
  • Various
    Various  
    Thanks for the review!
  • geliebt
    geliebt  
    Thank you!
  • Kat and Aaron(aaron)
    Kat and Aaron(aaron)  
    Great review, thank you for sharing.
  • shotjuan
    shotjuan  
    Interesting. Too bad it's discontinued.
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