Nipple teaser - nipple pump by Cal Exotics - review by Nora

I have huge nipples, so sadly, this didn’t work out for me. My partner has tiny nipples; like most men, and it didn't work very well for him either. I suppose a woman with significantly smaller nipples would have no trouble if she could get the suction to work reliably. For the two of us though, it was a letdown because it wouldn’t suction without pushing harder than was comfortable against the sensitive skin around our nipples.

The vibrations from the small egg were a definite surprise! It being around the size of a large marble, I was not expecting much from it. Without the Jelly cover, it was shockingly strong, with the Jelly piece though, the vibrations were reduced to barely noticeable.

I would think this is more for someone interested in extremely light nipple play and not anyone who has moved beyond a little nipple licking.

The vibrating egg and controls for this toy are hard plastic and the textured cover (where all the nipple teasing action happens) is made from Jelly.

For the plastic piece, keep it as far from water as possible. This is not waterproof! It is recommended to clean it before and after each use, so toy wipes or even baby wipes might make a better cleaner for this portion. The Jelly end may be washed with warm water and antibacterial soap in the sink, your favorite toy cleaner, or a wipe. Just make sure everything is dry before reassembling your teaser. Due to the “sticky” nature of Jelly products, everything under the sun sticks to it, so be sure to wipe it down before use. I have cats and a dog, not to mention a house that doesn’t get dusted nearly as often as it should...the Jelly portion of this teaser picks up all of it!

The Jelly part itself smelled horrible straight out of the package. In fact, it made the entire room smell like a Jelly toy for a few days while it aired out. It was also very sticky feeling and left a film on our hands that lasted through many washings (of the toy, not our hands)! It still feels a bit tacky, but it isn’t so bad that I can’t handle it now. It still smells heavily of chemicals, but the room no longer carries the heavy scent.

As far as texturing on the nipple teaser, there is a small cup shape on the end and below that, wrapped around the micro-egg, are 6 to 7 raised “rings”. While in use, these rings give you something to grip with your fingertips.

I would like this toy more if the cup shaped end was twice as big; at just over an inch (1-1/8”) in diameter, it is just too small for me.

When I could get the suction to work; it was only on my nipples once. (it really isn't a turn on to have this vibrating while suctioned to my palm or thigh) It was extremely difficult and I ended up licking it to get it to suction properly. When we attempted to get it to suction to my partner, it was equally difficult. That being said, it is very easy to get the suction to release, just wiggle a little!

As I mentioned above, my nipples are rather large. The cup barely fit over my nipple, leaving the surrounding area untouched and unaffected. The Nipple Teaser did “tease”, but it teased in the “aren't you glad you wanted to try this thing?” kind of way, rather than in the way we were hoping it would tease.

The control for this toy is a simple dial, but I really didn't notice much of a difference in vibration strength from where it is turned on than in the highest setting. It is very quiet though! For its size, I was impressed with the strength of the vibrations when I first put batteries in it.

In this case, though, it appears size does matter! As soon as the Jelly portion was over the egg, the vibrations nearly vanished. Muffled by the jelly material most likely.

The hard plastic part is not waterproof, so keep this one away from the sink (bucket, bowl, whatever happens to contain your water). There are several toy wipe options. If you’re like me, and can’t stomach your sex toys smelling like baby wipes, you may not want to use baby wipes, but they work as well.

Keep the Jelly portion away from any non-jelly toys. It is best stored in a cool, dark place. Somewhere where it is least likely to attract all of the lint in your home, because it will if given the chance.

While looking for a particular type of toy that fits with our “naked adventures”, it seems I have hit on many toys recently that just aren't working for us! We are still on the search for something that works well for us.

In the meantime, through a comedy of errors, I’m beginning to feel like I don't have many nice things to say about the items I've reviewed. This is, unfortunately, another miss for us, but at least it isn't broken yet! Maybe I’m just not using it right? It will go in the “use sometimes” stash until I decide what the issue is with it.