Mini nipple suckers by Cal Exotics - review by Darling Jen

That's right, folks, gather 'round and hear all about this product that you'll be begging for. It's for beginners to nipple play through it's cute and easy to use design but still satisfying to more seasoned players with its awesome sucking power too! Just place these little guys on your nipples and squeeze! Yup, that's it! Squeezing the cap while it's placed over your skin pushes the air out so when you release, it'll refill the cavity with your nipple! But don't feel limited! If you're brave, you can try suction play on your buttocks, belly, genitals, or anywhere else you want stimulation. Just be careful and if it starts to hurt or go numb, remove them!

(If you were wondering why these little things were so bulbous and resembled a clown nose, there is a reason! Without the extra space in the cavity, you couldn't control how much air you wanted to squeeze out for softer or harder suction. After all, if it fit right over your nipple with no air, how will it suck? So they may look ridiculous but there is a rhyme and reason!)

Suction not only teases the area underneath instantly but it helps increase the blood flow, and therefore the sensitivity, to the area as well when using and removing. So if you don't like the "squishy protective corner cover of children's playground equipment" look or just move way too much for them to hang on, you can use it ahead of time and just increase your tenderness. So while this little nipple suction cup isn't the same sensation as a mouth sucking on your body part of choice, it's still sensation-packed!

If you're the type to move around a lot during sex or masturbation, you might have difficulty keeping these little suckers on your body at low or moderate pressure. Without creating a perfect suction to a sealed and unmoving surface (a "vacuum" for all you more scientific folk out there), air will eventually seep in as your body moves. But if you like more intense suction and really squeeze all the air out of cap, it'll stick on very impressively strong! In fact, it could shock you with how powerful it is, but don't panic! Your nipple is not in danger! If you try to "rip" it off, that will really give you a bruise. Instead, re-squeeze the cap, lessening the pressure on your skin, and slowly lift off while still squeezing.

I even tested out the strength of the suckers on my chest above my breasts. I have no idea why I was so impatient as to just -plop- stick it to my chest like that (and at max power to boot) but boy did it suck! When I removed it, I noticed I had a little red mark. Now, I have insanely sensitive skin and that didn't surprise me, but when it was still there the next day it did! And now I've had these suckers for about 3 months and that 3-month old mark is still faintly visible. Now that's power!

But that's not all folks! For its low, low price you get two suckers of soft, yet firm material - PVC! It's phthalate free and water resistant. Though it's porous and is therefore not possible to sterilize, under normal circumstances you won't need to! Just make sure you only share this product, especially after contact with your bodily fluids, with that special someone(s) with whom you are willing to share everything. Otherwise, this is super easy to clean! Toy cleaner or just mild soap and water will do the trick.

And did I mention the cute packaging it comes in? It may not be suitable for storage but it's easy to open with its molded blister pack. And it's considerably more 'modest' than the packaging that is usually adorned with naked people mid-coitus. Though there's not any extra information included, I found I didn't need much. Another thing I approve of? The packaging is recyclable! You can pleasure yourself and help save the world all in the same day!

Though I think anyone and everyone could use a little extra stimulation from time to time, I do not recommend trying to wear these around for extended periods of time. After a while, the blood flow to the body part will decrease due to the pressure and that will obvious not be pleasurable or safe. So use caution when sucking. If it doesn't feel good, stop! Also, this should go without saying but I know there are people out there somewhere wondering, don't insert this - anywhere! You can't suck your G or P-spot into orgasm with these things! And in the process, you might lose them inside yourself. Eek!

But other than that, have fun with it! These useful, easily hidden, very affordable little suckers are worth the money! The pleasure that a little suction could provide your body is not a limited time offer!