Ouch impressions paddle by Sportsheets - review by Defiledpixxy

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Ouch my bum!

This toy is great for beginners, comes with many different words that are available, it is durable, and makes rather powerful sounds. I personally find this toy less harsh than I would like, and it's hard to clean.
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Pros:
Great for beginners, neat lettering on it, comes with many different words on it, durable
Cons:
Not harsh enough, hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
4
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I love leather toys and I really appreciate the smell of leather. This toy is no exception. Upon first glance, it seems cute like it will be a joke. When you grab hold of this paddle, know that all joking ends. It's time for business. Just holding this paddle gives you a sense of empowerment. You feel like you can do anything, and it's exciting.

I love the fact that there are words imprinted on the paddle. It is not only cute, but makes it seem more fun and far less intimidating than it could be.

The leather gives it a sturdy feel and it is rather lightweight. When bringing it down upon someone's bottom, you get a lovely "SWOOSH" noise and hear a slight "SMACK!" There is a minor sting and it does leave the imprinted word ouch on your bottom if swung hard enough. Overall, I don't find this paddle to be incredibly impressive. While the idea of having a word imprinted on your bum is cute in all, actually it doesn't work that well. It takes a rather hard spank of the bottom to get the word to imprint.

The paddle itself delivers a sting, but it isn't really painful. I personally like to use this paddle when I'm warming up, and move on to heavier, harder paddles made of rubber or wood.

I recommend this paddle for people who are experimenting with kink, trying to spice up their sex life, or those who are just getting into kink as a beginner paddle.

The leather makes this toy very durable, but that means that you can't clean it easily. I wipe mine down with a dry cloth to remove dust, debris, and sweat. I then place it in a dry drawer. I don't place it in the path of sunlight, as I've found that tends to dry out my leather toys. So I recommend that you store it in a cool, dry place. Do not get this paddle wet as it can ruin the leather.
Experience
While many will use this toy for the buttocks only, it can also be used on the breasts, inner thighs, bottoms of the feet, and the hands.
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My Ouch impressions paddle tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bdsm
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
    • Thighs
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  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the review. How large is this, and is it pretty stable when you swing it?
  • Defiledpixxy
    @leatherlover:
    It's a foot long (12 inches) and 2 1/4 inches wide. The handle is smaller and has boning in it to keep the paddle from buckling. I would not say it's as stable as a wooden paddle when you swing it, but it is rather stable.
  • Kkay
    With an impact toy like this, one thing I always look for in reviews is information about how it's constructed and how well it's made. A lot of paddles seem prone to breaking under real use.
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing. I dont think this would get much use around my house.
  • Miss Nessa
    Thanks for taking the time to share your review with us.
  • RosesThorns
    Thanks for the review!
  • Stinkytofu10
    ty for the review
  • FemmeFlo
    Blah. This product looks kind of silly. Thanks for the review though.
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