Fetish Fantasy magnetic clamps - nipple clamps by Pipedream - review by Red Vinyl Kitty

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Rubber Bands Are Cheaper, And Far More Effective!

These clamps are expensive for what they are. They don't stay on because the magnets are too week, and the magnets themselves have fallen out of my clamps on more than one occasion. Not to mention: they aren't even useful as decoration. What a shame.
Published:
Pros:
Pretty!
Cons:
Poorly made, Chips, Magnets Fall Out, Won't Stay On.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

"Oooh, shiny!"

I bet that's what you're thinking. Maybe even:

"Ooh, they look so strong!"

Don't be fooled. These things may be pretty, but that's where the gravy train stops. They are absolutely gorgeous from the package and I had such high hopes, but these are absolutely (in my opinion) not suited to either beginners or advanced users. They are not worthy of the name "clamp", and they cannot even be used for decorative purposes. What a shame, and a waste.

Material / Texture

The website says these are made of steel. I honestly feel that only the inner magnetic "cones" are probably steel. The outer circle as well as the two bars which hold the magnetic bits have chip marks on them, leading me to believe that these are probably painted, not really steel.

The clamps are intended to have a smooth texture (though, with the chipping, they are not smooth). The clamps each have one big sparkly gem in each side, which I thought would be a pretty decoration for my nipples. The crystal is slightly bumpy, as is a normal crystal. I like it a lot. The clamps do not have any smell or taste to them.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of these is a bit difficult to describe, but I'll try my best. What you have here is a circle shape. Drilled into each side of the circle is a bar, which holds onto a small magnet. These basically are a very simple design: slide your nipples in, let go of the two bars on each side of your nipple, and the magnets are supposed to help these stay on.

Do my nipples fit? Yep. No doubt about that. Do these stay on? Well, that's another matter, which we'll get to later. I do think that these are pretty easy to use, and even beginners could figure them out without much trouble, but they just don't work the way they are supposed to, and for that, I can't recommend them.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Gorgeous right out of the package, these let me down in a big way. The truth of the matter is, that they just wouldn't stick to my nipples for more than a brief snapshot. Sad, really. I loved the look of these fresh from the package, but they just weren't built to even stay on. The magnets are weak, and even if your nipples are smaller than a half inch (up to one half inch can fit in the clamps), then they probably will just not stay on very well.

Gorgeous? Yes. Stimulating? Not a chance. My suggestion is to Bedazzle a couple of clothes pins. It is hard to enjoy even a mild pinch, if the clamps in question won't stay attached for any reason.
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

As these are nipple clamps, you shouldn't have too much of an issue with cleaning them. Simply wipe them off with a damp towel and a tiny bit of soap if you get them messy.

Storage? I store these in my trash can, because that's the only place they do anyone any good. Were you to somehow make them work for you, you could always store them in the box the come in, which is relatively small. You could also easily put them in a sock drawer or toy chest.

Packaging

The box this comes with has a picture of a nipple, and the clamp itself being worn. Discreet? Not in the least. But, it is small email that you should be able to keep this for storage with no problem. The toy didn't come with any kind of instructions.

Personal comments

Not only will these not stay on my nipples, but the little magnets have fallen out of the clamps on more than one occasion. Edenfantasys has numerous clamps which work much better than these. Why not try one of those?
Follow-up commentary
Cute, yeah. Powerful? Well, they never were, but they finally broke irreparably a short while ago. Oh well. I stand by my review that there are lots of gorgeous clamps on Eden, and you're likely better off with a different pair.
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Comments
  • FrankieChemical
    FrankieChemical  
    Boo. I was really hoping these would be worth a try. Thanks for the review though!
  • padmeamidala
    padmeamidala  
    Great review, kitty!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    lol Bedazzle Clothes Pins that made me giggle. I was actually sent 2 sets of these for a DR but couldn't do the DR on them as both pairs I got fell apart. I wish they were a lot better quality as they were my first set of clamps and I was disappointed.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Red Vinyl Kitty  
    Thanks everyone for the comments!

    @*Camoprincess* That is a shame. Eden has a huge selection of clamps though, and I've never had a problem with any other ones. I don't know your level of pain tolerance, but if you're new to clamps, the a Tweezer style would be wonderful. They are adjustable, and I've never had any fall apart on me.
  • kadelette
    kadelette  
    Sad that it didn't work out. Thank you for the honest review!
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you for the video.
  • Lavendar
    Lavendar  
    thank you
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Awesome review, it's too bad these aren't really worth it.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Red Vinyl Kitty  
    Thank you all! They are soo pretty, so I was absolutely bummed too. Glad I could help warn you guys off.
  • Strider
    Strider  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Strider
    Strider  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Strider
    Strider  
    Thank you for the review.
  • BlackxxxRose
    BlackxxxRose  
    Great review, good to know about the magnets falling out. That would annoy the crap out of me.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Red Vinyl Kitty  
    @BlackxxxRose I'm glad I could help. This was such a cool idea! I just wish the magnets were stronger, and the entire clamp was built better overall. :/
  • Rawr4483
    Rawr4483  
    Great review! Thanks!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the info.
  • Madame Z
    Madame Z  
    I can't agree with you more on these they were just disappointing. Thanks for the really great review.
  • Pete's Princess
    Pete's Princess  
    That is too bad they won't stay on they are so pretty.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    What a shame
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