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Swish, Thud

For those wanting to venture into the world of kink, this is a very reasonably priced toy to experiment with. Don't anticipate exceptional craftsmanship, but do be prepared for a bit of a smack! The middle ground this paddle provides between thud and sting is fantastic. The novelty, amusement, and possible humiliation of leaving someone with the word Bitch imprinted on their flesh earns high marks in my mind.
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Pros:
Combines a stinging and thudding sensation, leaves a pleasing/amusing impression
Cons:
Leather could've had a nicer finish to it, plus the edges of it are ever so slightly rough
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Amusing, eye catching, and laden with the wonderful scent of leather, the Bitch paddle is sure to leave a lasting impression. Upon opening the nice discreet packaging that EdenFantasys provides, I unveiled the paddle. Wrapped simply in a clear plastic bag, it did not come with any instructions or warning labels. As with any item you will be hitting someone with do not strike above the spine or the kidneys as there is the potential for serious bodily harm (not in the fun kinky ouch kind of a way either). Also as a reminder leather is porous so this really shouldn't be used on multiple partners; it cannot be completely sterilized like a synthetic material. This fun kinky implement feels quite comfortable to use, being just the right size for my small-to-medium sized hands.

The dimensions are about 12" x 3". It is composed of two separate pieces of leather held together by the stitching on the handle. The cut outs that form the word bitch in reverse and the outer edges of the paddle are a bit rough to the touch, showing that it isn't made with much attention to detail. I also found that the two distinct layers of leather were ever so slightly off-set and didn't line up perfectly. The non-cut out surfaces are pleasantly smooth however, feeling almost silky. My first reaction of the Bitch paddle were mostly good, though I did wish greater care had been put into the manufacturing. Given the very reasonable price however, I wasn't horribly surprised that this was not an artistic masterpiece.

Due to my tentative nature and lack of experience, when I received this I wasn't able to get a really good imprint of the word Bitch on my submissive. After experimenting some I found that a nice warm up of light spanking by hand, then paddling with the non-cut-out side of this toy for his comfort as well as to bring blood to the surface was great prep for when I did want to leave the word Bitch on his ass. A good solid smack works best, though I personally wasn't able to get a particularly sharp mark. Bowing to the superior expertise of a friend, I offered my own ass, thighs, and back up to see if experienced hand would leave a more indelible impression. I had originally picked this item because I thought it would be a nice middle ground between thud vs. sting, and my choice proved fairly apt though it does lean slightly more towards sting in my opinion.
Follow-up commentary
While the quality of this paddle isn't perfect, I find it an amusing addition to my toy bag. It's functional, packs a decent punch, and you get to leave an imprint of the word Bitch on your partner!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Bitch impressions paddle tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Spanking
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Buttocks
    • Thighs
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Comments
  • Kkay
    Kkay  
    I appreciate that you tried this on your partner and had it tried on yourself as well.
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
    thanks 4 the review
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thanks, great review!
  • DreamWolf
    DreamWolf  
    Great review!
  • Master DarkWolf
    Master DarkWolf  
    Good review...
  • KinkyKatieJames
    KinkyKatieJames  
    Thanks!
  • GirlOnGirl
    GirlOnGirl  
    Thanks for the review!
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Nice review! Thanks!
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