The breast stimulator - bdsm toy by Nasstoys - review by Haiku

I was so excited by the concept of these. I adore having my breasts stimulated, but it just isn't the same when it is me doing it. The breast stimulator seemed like the answer.

When they arrived, I had high hopes, but started to be nervous as soon as I got them out of the box. They were floppy and felt kind of rubbery and squishy. Shrugging, I set to figuring out how to turn them on. There is a tiny button you need to push THROUGH the outer surface. Further checking showed that there was, apparently, no way to change the battery. Hmmm....

The vibration was adequate, though they didn't stay put unless I was careful to balance them. I did find, after some experimentation, that putting on a bra and tucking them into place helped to up the sensation as well as solve the problem of any twitch sending them tumbling into the bedding. It should be noted that when playing, they need to be on when you begin (since turning them on and off mid play was near impossible for me and quite disruptive to attempt). If they had been quieter, the idea of wearing them in my bra might have had amusing possibilities, but sadly they are not quiet enough for that.

Unfortunately, in less than a month, and only a few play sessions, one of them died. At which point the only use I could come up with for it was as a jellyfish in the bathtub for my ducky to run from.

The remaining one had further difficulty before it died, which I can only assume the first would have if it had lived long enough: the button twisted inside. This made turning it on and off frustrating at best.

Overall, with less than ideal design, vibration that is too loud but not strong enough, and no way to change a battery that doesn't appear to last long, this toy was quite disappointing. I wanted to love them...alas it is not to be.