And now presenting.... the Great Houdini!

So, in all, I wasn't impressed with this condom. It felt cheap, fell off and the sensation from the ribbing wasn't very impressive at all. Or astounding.
It wasn't worth the trouble of agonizing over choosing "regular" condoms or the "fancy ribbed" ones. I had to do secondary birth control methods, so it's not safe. Again, STDs are also a risk. But then again, if you get the right size, it should be fine. From my experience, I was not impressed, and will not be buying these condoms again.
Published:
Pros:
Latex, so it's safe, interesting sensation from the ribbing
Cons:
Feels cheap, falls off if it's not the correct/exact size
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
ApplicationFirst off, these guys are a little difficult to put on. The ribbing makes it a tad bit confusing when you're at the roll-it-on stage (I figured out that the first time we couldn't get it on was because my boyfriend had put the tip on the wrong side... so our bad. Made for a good laugh though!) Once you get it on, make sure it's rolled all the way down. With these condoms, if you don't do it right the first time, it gets harder the second time around (pun intended.)

The Low-Down on the "texture" feature: So, I've used a variety of condoms. The cheap ones, expensive ones, funky ones, and more. But this one takes the cake for weird affects. You can feel the texture even when your partners is completely inserted. This may have been pleasant, but the material itself feels cheap (like cheap doctor's gloves, if you know what I mean.) We tried it again later with lube, and the feeling still didn't go away. But, cool texture.

oh, and ladies and gentlemen, beware- your partner's schlong will look like a large, fat earthworm.

Sizing: And now we arrive at the Houdini explanation! Nearly every time that my boyfriend and I used these condoms, we couldn't find them afterwards. Where'd they go? mhmmmm. You guessed it. Way up in my hoo-hah. I did some research, and the consensus was this: with this type of condom (and any textured condom, for that matter) the size you use has to be accurate. Not too big, not too small. I can proudly (and boldly) say that the condoms were too small. So, get the right size! It's one of the most awkward things to do, fishing a condom out of your nether-regions. And, *AHEM* obviously it isn't safe. Make sure the condom, no matter what condom you use, FITS! You don't need yourself getting prego or contracting an STD simply because the condom is too small or large. Common sense. :) For these particular condoms, I would definitely say you should get a larger size if your man is larger than 7 inches. These will fit dudes between 5 and 7 inches! Anything smaller than five, there will be a lot of extra room at the end, which isn't good. For breakage reasons.

There's a reservoir tip, also, which helps prevent breakage (and make clean up easier.) which also makes his schlong look EVEN MORE like an earthworm... The lubricant used is water-based, of course, so if you need more lube, use water-based!

A note for these condoms and TOY compatibility: I personally wouldn't use it on my toys. The ribbing make me nervous, and not to mention the material has a safety rating of 3-4 (which is NOT the best for your toys.) If for some reason you wanted to use these condoms on your toys, I'd rethink it. Condoms are cheaper to replace than toys, remember that!
Follow-up commentary
Nope, nope, and nope. Tried it a few more times, lost the condom in the glory hole twice more. Never again! And yes, I still think it makes my man's penis look like an earthworm.
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My Trojan ultra ribbed condoms tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Under 7 inches
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere (if you're daring...)
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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