Reality female condoms 3 pack review

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Reality female condoms 3 pack

Female condom by Mayer Laboratories
Review by: Lord of Hyphens
 
The female condom. The inverse of the male condom, it's meant to be inserted into the woman (not unlike a tampon) and remain in her while she has intercourse. It was developed as a way to combat STD transmission and pregnancy in poorer countries.

Theoretically, this has several advantages, most notably that the lady's partner doesn't have to be hard to use it (nor does he have to pull out immediately after spurting). According to the directions, she can put one in up to eight hours before sex (although the packaging admits an average time between two and twenty minutes). However, in my and my partner's attempts to use it, it doesn't work, and it isn't satisfying.

Problem 1: Difficult to use. For women who do not like tampons (and therefore have either forgotten how to put one in or never learned), it's a bear to get in, despite the included eight step instructions. If she's small, the inner ring is too big to snug behind her pubic bone and stay in place. Seriously. The instructions claim you will go through three or four of these trying to figure out how to get it in and make it stay in. I believe them. I couldn't get it in her and make it stay, and I'm an engineer.

Problem 2: Requires a gallon of lube. Also not joking about this. As the guy, you've effectively put a polyurethane sheath up your woman, and now you propose sticking your member into this sheath. Better add more lube and be ready to pull out now and then and add more. Even through it comes with extra tubes of lube (nice thought there), I would probably have to fill the pouch in order to not have it ride around in her. Pulling out on two separate occasions brought the entire thing with it (at which point it looked like I was wearing a long baggie), after which I pulled it off and switched to a regular condom.

Upshot: There are (not sanctioned) instructions for sanitization and reuse for people who can't afford to keep buying them on the WHO's web site.

Final Verdict: It's almost less trouble to go out and get a real doll or a plastic/synthetic flesh masturbation toy, and it'd probably feel about the same (minus actually preferring having her there). To her, it was a little better, as it didn't quite ride around enough on long strokes to cause any pulling or irritation (likely due to the polyurethane construction). At this price point, it's better to have a polyurethane male condom. Your mileage may vary, of course, but stay away if she is small and/or doesn't wear tampons. Even then, better keep a ton of lube around.

As a follow-up note, I did sit and ask my girlfriend while writing this review, and her opinions were included.  Also, as to the note on reuse, there was a study done (found here (pdf)) by the World Health Organization on it, feel free to read it for their conclusions.

Comments
timaree
my biggest complaint with the female condom was actually the noise factor. using it wasn't too difficult for me but the distracting plastic squishing sound was too much for me.
BlueEyedBitch
I recieved a few samples of these in "goody" bag at a party recently and have had some reservations about using them
 I would actually be really intrested in hearing your girlfriends thoughts and opinions about them.
Also wouldn't reuse sort of defeat the purpose because i would think that it would be extremely hard to completlely sanitize them as well as also not make a microscopic rip or tear in te process
Essin' Em

My suggestion would be silicone lube, to keep it more slippery.

 

And they should NEVER EVER EVER be reused. No condoms are reusable!   They may possibly work if you're with the same partner, but really, go to your local clinic and get them for free. Planned Parenthood often has them for free.

Lollie
Just to clarify... the WHO specifically recommends that these and all condoms NEVER be reused.  The discussion of reuse on their website is a response to reports of reuse.  The WHO devotes a lot of time and resources to countries that do not have adequate resources for pregnancy and STI protection.
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Reality female condoms 3 pack

Rating by reviewer:
  • Pros

    Didn't irritate her, long list of instructions for use, didn't have to be hard to put it in

  • Cons

    Requires a lot of lube, hard to use, less sensation, expensive compared to male condoms

  • Summary

    Unless you feel like going through a couple boxes just trying to get it in (that "virgin feeling" without the blood or most of the pain, just the feeling of complete ineptitude), don't bother with the Reality Female Condoms.

Our Price: $22.99

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