Trojan ultra thin lubricated - condoms by Church and Dwight - review by Sera

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Trojan ultra thin lubricated

Male condom by Church and Dwight

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(Sucky) Trojan Ultra Thin (NOT) Lubricated

These condoms really sucked. They weren't lubricated inside and outside, and they had a glob of white-ish disgusting lubrication clumped in the center of the unrolled condom. My husband couldn't even get them on, they were so painful.
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Rating by reviewer:
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First of all, these condoms really truly suck. Second of all, they really and truly suck. Did I mention that they suck? Upon opening them to try, my husband and I found that, inside the rather nice packaging, was an unlubricated latex condom, with a glob of white-ish lotion looking lubricant in the center of the unrolled product. The first condom we threw away, and it killed his throbbing erection almost immediately as well, just looking at it.

We opened another condom, hoping that we would get our money's worth, and that the first had been a dud. We were wrong. The second condom was just as screwed up as the first. It had that white glob right smack dab in the center of it, and although it had no smell or taste (I was curious, and aren't we all?), it looked disgusting.

Trojan condoms look like that? What happened? Out of all of the condoms I've tried by Trojan and by other brands, I have never seen anything like these. It was a huge disappointment to find that I was wrong about thinking that every single Trojan condom rocked. It was a SEVERE disappointment. I've never had a condom like this?

When he tried to get one on, it caused him severe pain, and that killed the second erection he had that night, which made me kind of mad as well, but not at him, at the condom. The lubricant felt weird, and it didn't work at all. He hated them, and I hated them. They were the biggest waste of hard earned money, and especially since they hadn't expired yet, and they were from CVS Pharmacy. We even opened several more with high hopes, and of course they were all like that. Sorry for such a negative review, but I think that you should all know about this glitch!
Follow-up commentary
I tried these again. Still no luck. I guess they make them all this crappy! I wish I could give these 0 stars, if the rating bar would let me!
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My Trojan ultra thin lubricated tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Not wearable
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Nowhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Boo!
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Can't use
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Did you consider that these may have been expired or exposed to too strong of heat? Condom lubrication and condom size both shrink after expiration and during extreme temperatures.
  • Sera
    Sera  
    I don't know. I tried a whole new pack recently, and they didn't work either. Maybe it's the store's temperature?
  • seaofneptune
    seaofneptune  
    I used to use these with my partner but the issue I had with them were that they kind of irritated me. So we switched to the Sensitive kind and those worked great. The main problem I had with these were that they would break on me. I have not had so many condoms break before.
  • Sera
    Sera  
    Oh, goodness. I'm sorry to hear that you had a bad experience too, seaofneptune.
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx for the review. Sorry they didn't work out for you.
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    So you're saying they suck?
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