Trojan her pleasure - condoms by Church and Dwight - review by ShercockHolmes

Imagine you are looking for a condom that will not only keep you from getting knocked up or diseased, but will also give you heightened pleasure. You order one condom that claims to do so: Trojan her pleasure™. You save it in your purse, waiting for that special moment to let the tiger out of its cage. The night arrives! With a grin on your face, you bend over to reach for your purse, pulling out a small purple packet. The man you are with looks suspiciously at you and asks, "What is that?"

"Just wait and see!" You tell him. You slowly tear open the wrapper, expecting to hear a choir of angels singing somewhere off in the distance. You unroll the condom over your partner's eager penis.
"What the heck is with this condom?" he asks. "It's kinda tight...ouch. And looks kinda funky."

You refuse to let his negative comments divert you from your mission. You get on top and go for the gold.

Fast forward to post-mission summary. Lying next to you, he is exhausted, but content nonetheless. You on the other hand are tired, and your vagina feels sore and dry, and it's not just because you are sensitive to latex. The condom felt like a plunger cleaning out a drain. Luckily your man is up for seconds, and luckily you only owned one 'her pleasure' condom.

The headroom seems to irritate the vagina. As I've said, I have sensitivity to latex, but I end up using them anyway. I've used magnum before and I usually get the irritation afterwards because of the latex, but with this I got it as soon as we started going at it. It wasn't a material irritation, but rather an irritation to the shape of the condom. So, instead of heightening pleasure, it ended up heightening my irritation. And of course, it smelled bad because it is lubricated latex.