Trojan ultra ribbed condoms by Church and Dwight

After getting married and the newly-wed elation wore off, we started getting antsy for something new and exciting. However, toys are expensive and often times difficult to shop for. Much like most good things in life, sometimes the answers are just staring us in the face. One restless day early this summer, shopping the condom aisles of the supermarket for something to tickle his fancy, I happened upon this gem. The Trojan Ultra Ribbed condom. This unsuspecting piece of latex gadgetry turned out to be a much needed nuance in my, until then, relatively boring sex life. It is amazing what just a little change can do for the moment.

This condom is for anyone sensible enough to practice safe sex, and reckless enough to live on the wild side. It is a quid pro quo sort of fandango that will allow for hours of sensual pleasure, almost rabid passion, and a finale you won't soon forget but won't have to worry about.

This specific condom is simultaneously thin and lightly lubricated - so there are no complaints from his end - and ribbed, taking both parties to new erotic plateaus not easily attainable with the use of other similar products.

I will admit, at first I was skeptical, but after experiencing the subtle sensations - less isn't necessarily more in these delicate instances, but for this I was willing to make an exception - I had found my miracle. And, since the more we ladies are into the experience, the harder you gentlemen work, I am sure every couple will appreciate the ease with which this, already lubricated, contraceptive works on both a practical and sensual level to bring about the optimum sexual experience.

After going through an entire box (just to be thorough) I have concluded that this incredible product from the geniuses at Trojan have once again saved the day, and night, and morning as it were. Thanks to these inventive people, my sex life has been re-awakened by a simple condom that is anything but simple.