Body swing by Whipsmart - review by Tasty Blonde Angel

When I received the body swing, I was really excited about it. I pulled it out of the package and it was relatively light, and the straps were comfortable.  For the straps that are for your significant other, in this case my fiancé, they were comfortable. The chest straps have a furry lining and adjustable back pieces perfectly suited for whatever your size is. I was so thrilled about this…until we actually tried it.

When my fiancé put the body swing on, I adjusted the straps to his size; this wasn’t a problem. Piece of cake. I was smiling with a grin that was a mile wide, until I tried to get on. He sat on the bed, and I did as the instructions said, I slid my legs into the loops that were on the chest strap that were meant for me. Now, when I tried to adjust the straps to my legs, I found that they did not fit my size. I am average, I suppose, weighing at 130 and my height being 5’5”.  I found the straps to be too big. Well, we continued the process. When he stood up, I held the handles that were for me, which are located on his chest strap, and this was not fun. I had to hold my whole weight, or at least it felt that way. This was not exactly putting us in the mood at all.

So I was going to try to tease him a little to try to get us back in the mood by sucking on his ear lobes and neck, as he suckled and fondled my nipples. This did indeed put us back in the mood since the location for all that teasing was at perfect height of where we were situated.  He went to slide his cock into me, and this posed to be difficult. Being I was holding myself up with the chest straps, and he was holding my weight and his, this was not an easy task, but we managed. After that, we tried to have crazy, wild sex on the body swing, but this wasn’t happening.  Let’s just say, for intercourse, this is way too much of a work out. I had to keep lifting all of my weight in order to have his cock slide in and out of me, as he tried to maintain his balance with his and my weight. He also had a difficult time sliding his cock in and out of me. Overall, this was not fun, and we lost our mood with this contraption which we thought was going to be easy and a lot of fun. After being disappointed with the body swing, we decided to remove the swing off him and me, and then have crazy, wild sex. This was much better, much easier, and a lot less straining.

With all of this said, I would rate the body swing a 2. The design itself was decent when it came to how comfortable it was, while on him. When I had to put me in it, it was not the case. My comfort on the body swing was non-existent for the fact that it didn’t fit and I had to hold my weight. As for how easy it was to use, the directions were easy, but having sex was not. Isn’t that ironic? I think this is one sex toy that we will not be using again.