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A Crappy Harness Decorated With Diamonds

The Bound By Diamonds Thigh Harness set is a quick and cheap way to strap a dildo onto your thigh, and nothing more.
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Pros:
A complete thigh-harness and dildo set.
Cons:
Cheap construction, and a bad design that does not work as advertised
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
The Bound By Diamonds Thigh Harness is an inexpensive thigh harness and dildo kit that tries to looks sexy and classy while allowing you to strap a clear jelly dong to your thigh. Unfortunately, however, it simply succeeds at looking (and feeling) cheap.

The harness itself is made of a PVC pad that straps around the thigh with attached the velcro straps. The PVC pad is rimmed with some chintzy rhinestones - bound by diamonds - and is shiny and black and relatively sexy looking. The velcro that is used to strap it in place, however, is just plain velcro - there's not even any attached fabric, and its really rough and scratchy. The dildo-hole in the pad of the harness has a non-adjustable diameter of 1.75 inches. The dildo that comes with the harness is an odd shape - a small head that gives way to a body with a steadily increasing diameter. The dildo is made from TPR and is clear and colorless.

The harness is supposed to strap into place by cinching with velcro around the thigh. There are numerous problems with this. The harness does not stretch at all, so it doesn't 'grip' into the thigh and easily slides off. Being non-stretchy (almost plastic-y), the harness digs in rather unattractively when cinched tight. Add to that, the velcro is exceedingly uncomfortable unless it is placed very very carefully. The harness does not even strap onto intimate objects all that well, due to its slipperiness, and holds little redeeming value as a dildo harness.

The PVC harness can be wiped clean with water (and a bit of soap if need be) and dried well before storage. The TPR dildo can be cleaned with warm soapy water, and is somewhat porous so should be used with a condom if being shared with a friend or in between anal and vaginal use.
Follow-up commentary
As I said in my original review, this set is a piece of crap - no ifs, and or buts about it. I did fiddle with it a few times and was actually able to pick off a rhinestone or two without too much effort, which indicates an even lower level of quality than I first realized. Get this inexpensive thigh harness instead.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session
    • Teasing a partner
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    When I looked at the pic, I got all excited. Then my eyes floated to the left and I immediately got dissapointed! Like i said on Sundae's review...I appreciate companies making items for the budget conscious but they aren't any good if they are poorly made and end up being replaced anyways!

    Chintzy...I love that you used a word that I haven't heard in forever.

    Is that dildo hallow? It looks like it.
  • TitsMcScandal
    TitsMcScandal  
    It looks like this whole line 'Bound by Diamonds' is disappointing. Good in concept, bad in actuality.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    I think I'm going to completely steer away from this line.
    Good review!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Nice review, thanks!
  • True Pleasures
    True Pleasures  
    I got this to review a while ago thinking that it was safe. The product page actually says phthalates free. It smelled horrible. I looked at the product package and read under the material list for the very cheap harness that it contains Diocytlphthalate. I knew I shouldn't have requested a product from CEN. This is the fourth problem I've had with their products having dangerous chemicals in them or something else wrong.
  • MidnightB
    MidnightB  
    I have a bound by diamonds dildo strap on and I was lucky the design was good, but I can what you mean; plus I love your honesty lol.
    great review and follow up, made me laugh.
    Thanks again!
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