Perk

Dildo by Happy Valley

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A Perky Prick

The Perk is a sexy, streamlined non-realistic dildo, made of 100% cushy, velvety silicone. The design is equal parts ergonomic and psychedelic. The vibrations are buzzy and make anal stimulation that much more comfortable, and vaginal stimulation that much more stimulating. My one warning is that this is not a big toy. If you like big and beefy, this toy isn't for you. Otherwise, buzz away!
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Pros:
Gorgeous coloring, vibration, sleek, soft, sterilizable silicone
Cons:
A bit loud, only one speed on vibe
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is a pure silicone nonrealistic strap-on dildo. Actually, it doesn't only lend itself to being strapped on, and I'm not sure if that was it's main intended use. But its base is flared enough that it does the job. What makes this particular toy special is that it comes with a little indentation where you can lodge a bullet vibrator, so that the whole toy vibrates. This really sets it apart from other strap-on cocks.

I bought this toy because I wanted a non-realistic strap-on, and I wanted it to have as little texture as possible. I mostly use it for pegging my partners, as it is smaller than my other, more realistic cock, and takes much less preparation to use for anal sex. Just a few fingers, a lot of lube, and we're ready to go. I find that vibration is really good for relaxing the muscles of the anus, and for this reason, I find this toy particularly good for anal play.

I also sometimes use this toy vaginally (after I've sterilized it, of course!). I find that it is quite enjoyable, especially with the buzzy vibrations. It is slightly curved, and so hits my G-spot nicely. I think this is also the case with my partner's P-spot. I think that if one were to use this anally, it is quite flared enough to be perfectly safe. My one caveat is that this toy is rather small, so if you are a size king/queen, this is not the toy for you.

If you are using this toy with the bullet, it is not waterproof. But if you don't use the bullet, knock yourself out in the shower, bath, hot tub or pool.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

As I said, the cock itself it made of 100% silicone. It is more towards the velvety texture, and has a bit of give. It isn't squishy like Vixskin, but also not rock-hard. I think it's a very happy medium. The texture is very mild, and I think holds on to lube very well. It has absolutely no smell, especially after you boil it. Since it's made of silicone, don't use it with silicone-based lube. It'll ruin it. Use water-based lube instead. I recommend a cushiony gel lube for anal.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This dildo has a streamlined shape, slightly curved with a slight bulb shape at the top and a flared base. It's not realistic, although no one would think that it wasn't basically modeled after a cock. It is seamless, and the slope of the head is very slight. It is medium-sized, possibly leaning towards smaller, although it has been a great size for me and my partners.

What I think makes this toy's design special is its color. It is this gorgeous marbled gunmetal, which looks cool in the picture and even cooler in person. I personally am a masculine female, and I am most comfortable with realistic cocks. But this one is both artistic and badass, and goes very well with the metal detailing on my harness.

The bullet is your standard buzzy silver one-speed, batteries included. I would love a multi-speed bullet, and when the one that came with it dies, I'll just replace it with one.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

I find this cock to work very well in a harness. As long as you have a small enough ring, i find the base sits happily against my pubic mound, and having a vibrating cock is awesome! The one thing I will say is that the vibe is pretty loud, although this has never bothered me in the moment. I think the sound is dampened one the dildo is inside of somebody.

If you crave girth, length, or texture, this isn't the toy for you. But if you want a simple, moderately sized dildo for strap-on sex, I would absolutely rccommend this one.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is sterilizable, so you can just pop this baby in some boiling water for about 10 minutes, run it through the dishwasher, or wash it with just a little bit of bleach. The bullet is not sterilizable or washable at all, so just take it out when cleaning. This can be difficult, and I recommend using tweezers to extract it from the hole.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Perk comes in a long plastic bag with an oaktag handle that informs you that the company is called "happy valley," and it was made in Canada. On the back, it says:
"Designed with your body in mind. The extra wide bases are superb for harness use. Our premium quality silicone is ideal for people with latex allergies. Clean with soap and water or even by boiling for ten minutes. To ensure your toy enjoys a long life keep away from sharp objects and silicone based lubricants."

This is all pretty good information. At first I had no idea what they were talking about with the latex, since I haven't heard of cocks made of latex. But I realize they mean condoms. So yes, if you are going to share this toy without boiling it, use condoms. But if you are allergic to latex and don't have a polyurethane condom, you can totally sterilize this and use it without a latex condom. Pretty cool.
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative
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    GONE!  
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    Bullfroggy and Rose  
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    ViVix  
    It sucks that the bullet is so hard to get out, but fantastic review!
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    UnchartedTerritory92  
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    MR Chickhabit  
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