Vibrating corsette harness - double strap by Sportsheets - review by ssscouting

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A sheep in wolf's clothing

Probably not worth the full price, but if you can find it for even a little bit cheaper I would definitely recommend getting it to wear for the aesthetic effect. I'm not sure it's the best harness for "doin' it," but if you have a photo shoot or even just a sexy night with someone, it's definitely nice to look at.
Published:
Pros:
beautiful, innovative, unique
Cons:
not too sturdy, fabric gets gross
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I have to say, this wasn't my proudest purchase that I've ever made. I was really excited when I looked at this harness online. Corset lacing? Soft fuzzy material? Leg straps? All combined into one harness?! Sign me up! I kind of wish I'd been able to look at it in person before committing. The soft material is really nice, but based on a) its location and b) its function, it tends to get less fuzzy very, very quickly. The leather is great, I have no complaints about that, but after receiving the product I quickly realized the velvety business would have been better suited for an actual corset, rather than something that's going to be rubbing against my "bathing suit area."

The corset lacing is also - surprise! - difficult to adjust. The harness itself requires some maneuvering to get onto your body, and once it's there it's a tad bit difficult to shimmy it to the right places so that you can get all the straps in the right place and be able to tighten the laces. With all of the lacing on the back and the multiple straps to put your legs through and tighten, it's just a bit tedious. When I'm about to have sex, I don't often want to feel like I have to get through an Escher maze to do it, but that was kind of where I was.

Once I had the harness on, I went to put the dildo in and had to do even more adjusting to make that happen. Unfortunately, the harness was less durable than I wanted it to be. Maybe I was using the wrong size ring for my chosen dildo, but it was a little more wiggly than I wanted. Probably more annoying for my partner, who was on the receiving end, but it should probably be noted either way. The harness also didn't tighten enough in the right places in the back to feel secure, so I kept thinking it was going to fall off (though, to its credit, it didn't).

When I was actually in the middle of "the deed," the issues I had with it were much less noticeable. The dildo never came out and the harness never came off, and being lost in the moment I wasn't really thinking about the velvet fluid equation or the coordination difficulties I had just experienced. It did move around more than I wanted it to. I have small legs, and the straps didn't go tight enough for my liking, and due to the low backing it was hard to feel like it had a good grip on my body.

All in all, it wasn't a terrible experience, and it did do its job as a dildo-holding harness. I couldn't have had a dick without it, so I suppose I have it to thank for that. Could have happily spent about $20 less on it, though.

Though it sounds odd, I must add that the burlesque-ish appearance of this harness makes it very pretty to look at. If anyone was doing a stage show, or performance, or photo shoot, or anything of that nature I would recommend this in a heartbeat. It has a very artistic quality to it and would add a lot to a "scene" just by its visual nature.
Experience
I bought this harness and dildo as a surprise for an ex of mine when we were together. I didn't tell him I was buying it, and we had a date one night where we were alone in the house. I blindfolded him and had him lay on the bed, telling him that I had a surprise for him. I then took the harness out of its bag and attempted to put it on.

Granted, I have some fault in this for not trying it on BEFORE I had my partner blindfolded on the bed next to me, but that was probably the longest 5 minutes of my life. There is nothing that makes you feel more like a tool than being totally naked in the middle of a dark room, trying to be sexy while getting tangled in leather straps and corset lacing.

Not to say you shouldn't buy it based on my experience, but you definitely SHOULD take the time to figure out how to turn it from "pile of confusing fabric in front of me" to "useful strappy sex-machine" before you're in the heat of the moment.
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My Vibrating corsette harness tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Light play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Multiple adjustable straps
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Waist/hip area (cannot be used as thigh harness)
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Comments
  • carbonxkiwi
    carbonxkiwi  
    Yes, I could totally see this being a problem! When I went to the store, I had a long chat with the woman working there, and she was giving me tips. I had asked if one "tied up" the harness and she said that of course it could be done, but that she suggested leaving that as is and just using the adjusting straps. She helped me get into it in the store (just a simple "step in, step out" when I didn't have to worry about the corsetting) and helped me adjusted the straps, then told me to just pull back on the hip straps to step out again without adjusting anything else so I could just step back into it next time. I also practised a few times with getting the dildo in and out. The most awkward thing I find is when I forget to take the battery stopper out (I like to keep it in so the vibrator doesn't turn itself on and waste batteries) and take it out--it's then difficult to get back in once I have the dildo in and the harness is on; it's much easier when the harness is off, with no dildo. So that's something for me to remember!

    Great review, though!
  • RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth  
    Thank you for sharing.
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    nosrslylol  
    Thanks for your review!
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    sXeVegan90  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Lizard
    Lizard  
    Thanks
  • gothikstars
    gothikstars  
    great review, thanks!
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Great to know thank you
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    Real or memorex  
    Thanks for the review!
  • rihanne
    rihanne  
    thanks.
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