Acockalypse

If you're looking to delve into the realm of bigger toys, Doc Johnson's Ballsy Super Cock may be for you. I was unsure whether or not I'd like the size and girth, but overall I am incredibly pleased with my experience. The only drawbacks for me are the odor and semi-porous material. However, the pros outweigh the cons for me and I feel it was absolutely 100% worth my small investment.
Published:
Pros:
Girth, texture, price
Cons:
Odor, semi-porous material, may be too large for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Doc Johnson's Ballsy Super Cock is a simple toy designed for thrusting, and it brings a literal meaning to the term "grab it by the balls" - that's all you've got to do to control this toy while you're playing solo. I've only used it vaginally. I don't have the balls (no pun intended) to use it anally. The base has some flare and a set of huge balls so as long as a condom is involved, I don't foresee anal use being a problem... if your ass can handle it.

Given the length, take care of your cervix while thrusting. It's long enough that you can easily feel when you're going to deep/hard. Don't get me wrong, I like it rough - just don't hurt yourself.

Advanced users would probably get more enjoyment out of this dildo as the size may be rather intimidating to beginners. Some people won't be able to handle the size, others will love it. Considering this toy costs less than $20, it's worth the gamble if you want to experiment with a toy of bigger girth and length and are unsure if this type of dildo will be the one for you. If you don't like it, you're out a few bucks but got to experiment without losing a bunch of money. If you do enjoy it, you can have the confidence of spending more money to purchase a higher quality (TPR, silicone, glass etc.) toy of similar size.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Ballsy Super Cock is made of polyvinyl chloride (PVC) and Sil-a-Gel, which has antibacterial properties and gives it a rating of 5 on Eden's safety rating scale. It is non-toxic and also latex, phthalate and cadmium free. This is important to note because most PVC toys have the metal component cadmium which has been linked to cancer. PVC is a semi-porous material, so proper upkeep is a must. This toy is suitable for everyone as long as it is properly cared for and maintained, which I will get into here in a bit. This is especially crucial to beginners in the toy world who may not realize the importance of proper maintenance.

The PVC makes for this toy to have quite a bit of drag. Given the nature of the material as well as the size, I found that it takes a good amount of lube - more than just your standard few drops - to insert this toy. If I were to just drag it across my leg, it wouldn't be a smooth glide. However once this toy is lubed up, it's smooth sailing.


The veined texture on top of the shaft gives the Super Ballsy Cock a little bit of "oomph" although it may be too much for some. The veins run horizontal/diagonal across the shaft, are quite pronounced and they can definitely be felt during thrusting along the top of the vaginal wall. I find it pleasant, but again, this may not be suitable for beginners or those who don't like too much texture.

It came in a clam shell package and once I opened it, boy did it stink. The smell was very off-putting, but it diminished a bit after its first washing and becomes more faint with each washing thereafter. It feels rubbery and has quite a bit of drag, and is also a fuzz catcher. It tastes like it smells - like rubber and weird chemicals.


The material has some give and can be squeezed, but it is also quite firm yet floppy. I learned this by having a dildo war and slapping my best friend's arm with it on the ride home from purchasing it. It was also firm and sturdy enough to sit up straight on my dashboard while driving down the highway. I swear I'm a mature adult... especially when I drive my Sisterluck Dong Mobile.
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Measurements
Length: 9"
Insertable Length: 7.5"
Circumference (head): 6.5"
Diameter (head): 2.25"
Circumference (shaft): 6"
Diameter (shaft): 2"





This is a big toy, and I'd recommend that people new to the world of adult novelties pass this bad boy up and start with a more average sized dildo. I am not new to toys and I've been wanting to experiment with larger sizes for quite some time now, and I was very satisfied with the Ballsy Super Cock. Size queens will love this toy as it provides a very full feeling. I can feel it stretching my vaginal opening, but it is not unpleasant.

The classic phallic shape gives this toy a more realistic feel and appearance. It looks like a big monochromatic penis. Based on its look and size, it is not discreet by any means. Head, shaft, veins and a set of balls - no bells and whistles but the length and girth definitely give it some excitement. It is designed for thrusting, but I also enjoy teasing my clitoris with the head before I insert the toy.
This toy is suitable for travel if hidden properly and can be easy to store if you have a good hiding spot. It does not vibrate so there is no worry of it accidentally turning on as other toys would.


Here is a size comparison photo with the Evolved Dream Maker Lunar Rabbit on the left, and the LELO Ella on the right.
    • Advanced users
    • Realistic

Performance

One of my favorite things about this toy was that the head is so pronounced. Its circumference is only .5" thicker than the shaft, but you can really feel it upon insertion. This is the first substantially large toy I've purchased and the first time I used it I was in absolute bliss. I didn't know what to expect and I was not disappointed. I've never felt so full. I know this is pleasurable to some just as much as it is unpleasant to others, so it's really a matter of personal taste with this one.

One thing I would improve is to make the balls a bit bigger and rounded. They lay kind of flat, and I like the sensation of feeling the balls slap against me as I'm thrusting, and that feeling wasn't as intense with this toy as it is with others I've used of its nature.

I do not own a harness, nor have I used this toy with one, but it is O-ring compatible if you're looking for some strap-on play.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Since this is just a good old fashioned dildo, it's quite simple to clean using whichever method you prefer. I always use antibacterial soap and hot water on all of my waterproof toys, but toy cleaning spray or wipes would work just as well. Since this dildo can stand up on its own because of its large base, I'd recommend letting this toy air dry if possible. It is such a lint magnet and will probably collect little fuzzies if you were to dry it off with a towel. Worse case scenario, towel-dry it and give it another good cleaning before your next use - which should be done anyway to ensure proper sanitation.


It should be noted that there is an indent between the shaft and the head of the dildo that should be paid extra attention to while cleaning, as some fluids could possibly collect in this area. Nobody wants crust.

PVC is a porous material and should not be used amongst different partners or orifices without a condom or toy cover. If you want this toy to stay as clean as possible and give it a longer life, use a condom regardless.

The Ballsy Super Cock is compatible with any kind of lubricant. If I need to use lube on my toys, I always use a water-based lube because it seems to be universally safe. Given the drag this rubber has, I did need to use lube while using this toy in order to get it in and comfortably thrust. I have no problems getting wet, but with the colossal size of this (at least to someone who is fairly small/tight), my body needed a little extra help.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging


The Ballsy Super Cock came in a clear plastic clam shell package with a pink cardboard insert. Not discreet by any means as the product is fully on display. The back of the package mentions the PVC and Sil-a-Gel properties, as well as a warning not to put this dildo in the oven, which I found quite amusing. The packaging makes it easy to store this toy away from others and keep it safe from lint and fuzz.

    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I'm glad I purchased this toy. Given its material, it may not last a lifetime, but I believe it was definitely worth the investment and would recommend it to size queens or anyone looking to experiment with larger sizes.

Experience

I've noticed a pattern when using this toy. I like to lay on my back with my legs spread and use some lube and slowly work it in, enjoying the deep filling sensations it provides. During play sessions, I love really feeling the head work its way in, the girth filling me up, the sensation of the veined texture as I thrust, the way my body instinctively responds... it's such a lovely experience and I truly believe masturbation can be a soulful practice.

Once I get warmed up to it, I'll roll over and get on my knees, flip the dildo over (with balls closest to my clitoris as if I were doing it doggy style), bust out a bullet or clitoral vibrator of some sort and go to town. It is long enough that it can be sat on if you were to get on your knees, but I haven't tried this method... yet.
Follow-up commentary
I've noticed some pock marks forming along the toy since I've been using it. There is also a slight discoloration at the base that looks purple. Maybe this is because it had been stored with purple toys? Regardless, I still love it, and I'm saving up my money to buy a silicone product of this sort.
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  • melissa1973
    melissa1973  
    Great review.
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    SkylarrStarr  
    Very informative review. I hate that many of their toys have that horrible smell. And not a fan of the Silagel....too bad because I like the shape and size. Your photos were very helpful as well!
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