Perfect realistic cock - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Red Riding Hood

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This is a simple product with many possibilities. It's great for most experienced toy-users, but not best for a first time buy.
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Pros:
Realistic look, realistic feel, quality.
Cons:
Size, strong smell.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This is simply a dildo. Nothing super fancy about it. It's part of the vac-u-lock system by Doc Johnson and for such a simple toy, it was impressive in many ways. The vac-u-lock system, of course, allows you to use this simple dildo in a hardness, on the EZ-Rider Ball or with the Double Dong Plug. However, all I had was the dildo (attachment) and I was pleased with the product itself.

It's also nifty to slip a vibrating bullet into the vac-u-lock entrance to make this plain ole dildo a realistic product with buzz! Doc Johnson sells a bullet for this exact purpose. However, the toy wasn't 100% enjoyable for me.

Material / Texture

This dong is made of rubber. I was actually surprised at how realistic it looked and felt for a rubber product. It had a funky smell when the package was opened and after 5 washes, I could still smell it. It wasn't a terrible smell. Almost fruity in a way. But the smell IS strong.

Of course, as I said, it looked quite real. The photos don't do this thing justice. It's a beautiful product with realistic colors and veins. It has a little give to it, which isn't as much as the real thing, but definitely gives it a realistic feel. In fact, if you don't squeeze at all, and you just run your fingers over the shaft, it feels real minus the heat. It isn't floppy by any means, but the entrance used for the vac-u-lock plug leaves the base of the product hollow, so there is flexibility to it.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is wonderful. It looks so real and is actually a lovely model. However, the size didn't work for me. The shaft isn't super wide, but the head is awfully big and without enough give to the material, I wasn't able to do much with it. Perhaps if the head weren't so large or if the material were just a bit squishier. But for ladies who like a larger head on their men, this would be perfect. I wouldn't say this is intended for "size queens" at all, as it's only slightly bigger than what the average penis is supposed to be. But it's filling and beautiful.

Performance

Overall this was a great product for the price. It is simplistic rubber and of course could be made of a better material, but for what it was made of, they did a great job. A suction cup would make this a lot more fun, but with the flexibility of the vac-u-lock system, that isn't a must. I would have preferred it have a smaller head, but for most women this shouldn't be a problem.

I really liked the realistic touch. I still can't believe how much nicer this looks in person. As I stated before, the photos don't do it justice.

Care and Maintenance

Being rubber, this guy is porous as heck, so be sure to give him a little raincoat (condom) before use and to clean him well. This thing also attracts a lot of dust and lint in the air, so be sure not to lay it on something with a lot of dust or hair or it will be a pain to get off.

I use the plastic bag it came in to store it and that's worked well for me. I clean before and after use and make sure to dry him off well with a clean, lint-free towel or shirt. Keep in a dark place that is about room temperature. It is best to use water-based lubes with this product.

Packaging

This thing was such a tease when it came to getting it open. It comes in a plastic box like any other sex toy that's clam shell style. Once you crack that open, there's a cardboard box with a photo of the product. This photo is misleading, the product is much prettier. Once you open THAT, there's a plastic bag with your toy inside!

The packaging was attractive, in my opinion, as I'm used to seeing the standard plastic box. This seemed secure and looked much nicer. There weren't really instructions but there is a little insert with information on the vac-u-lock systems and caring for the products. I wouldn't use this as a gift box, but the packaging is fine for storage.
Follow-up commentary
Although I still feel this product is a little too big for my liking, it's quality still impresses me for a rubber product. The smell is taking forever to wear off, but I'm not bothered by it anymore. It's strong, but I've smelled worse when opening rubber toys. I haven't gotten to try this with the attachments and harnesses, but I intend to. I'm still a fan of this product for visual reasons and for the way it feels. Little improvements could be made, of course. A safer material would be great as well as material that gets a bit warmer and retains heat better. But all in all I still like the product and wish they made it exactly the same only smaller.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    great review
  • mikebooks
    mikebooks  
    good review.. thanks
  • Fuck it.
    Fuck it.  
    Smell is a huge turn off if it doesn't dissipate after a few washes.
  • cherryredhead88
    cherryredhead88  
    *drool* I wonder what rubber toys are like. I have to pick up (what I would be using tonight if it wasnt for the dumbass mail man )my first rubber toy Mon from the PO. If that works out I might just give this a shot! Thanks for the review!
  • zensgirl10
    zensgirl10  
    thanks for the review!
  • Pointillo
    Pointillo  
    the toy looks amazing, but im afraid of the smell lol
  • Lavender420
    Lavender420  
    Thanks for the review (:
  • poetprincess
    poetprincess  
    Great review..
  • sixfootsexxx
    sixfootsexxx  
    Thanks for the review! I just wish it were in a safer material. Hate using condoms with toys
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for the honest review
  • legna
    legna  
    thanks for the review.
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a well-written and thorough review. I ordered this on sale (impulse buy) and I can't wait to see it and feel it - although smelling it would seem to be less enjoyable.
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