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Am I Clear? Crystal Clear.

This cock is a wonderful example of a realistic cock. It feels great, looks great, and although it's porous and high-maintenance, it's worth having for great masturbation or partner play. However, the smell and taste are both huge turn-offs, and sadly, the only turn-offs. Get this cock if you don't mind the smell or taste, but if you do mind it, try to find something better.
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Pros:
Realistic, Flexible, Clear, Large Enough For Advanced Users, Balls Have Nice Feel.
Cons:
The Smell Makes Me Nauseous! Jello Smell, Rubbery Jello Taste That Stays In Your Mouth.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This dildo is huge! Well, coming from me, it's huge. I think this is a toy for someone who has an interest in larger and thicker cocks, but not necessarily long ones. This is a lovely toy to fuck, especially if you want to squat for some hardcore action, and it's definitely not for a beginner. This might be a great toy for the curious couple, and it's a safe toy to use anally because of the balls on it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

As soon as I opened the package, I knew that others were right. This toy smells like all-out jello, and I mean real jello. As far as tastes go, you may not want to use it to practice for oral (unless you use a flavored condom or lube) because it tastes like rubber with a hint of jello. The aftertaste lasts for forever as well.

Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock definitely looks and feels realistic. It feels and looks like a real penis, except the fact that it's clear(and pink). The material adds a wonderful stimulation to oral, anal, and vaginal play. It's firm, but flexible, just like a real penis. I would recommend this one for advanced users, of course, because of it's width/diameter of 1 5/8" inches.
    • Flexible
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of this cock, and the shape of it is entirely realistic and life-like, even though it is clear. It brought a marvelous feeling of lifelike sex to my masturbation time, and I couldn't tell if it was the Ballsy or my husband's throbbing cock. The feeling of this cock is wonderful.

In terms of size, it's huge. It took a good amount of lube for me to insert it, but it didn't hurt. The size, to me, would be a good fit for advanced users, although the average user may give it a shot and see what works best for them. There are all different body types, and though one is a beginner user, it doesn't mean that this cock won't fit them.

This is definitely not a discreet toy. If you're traveling with it, I would recommend for you to hide it well out of sight on airplanes, and otherwise make sure that it's hidden well, even when not traveling by plane. This isn't because of metal detectors, but simply common sense. If someone finds this, they won't think twice about giving you a dirty look. This is definitely a dildo.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

What I love about this cock is that it's so realistic, and that it has all of the veins and ribs of a real dick. The balls even feel real, although they don't flop and hit my ass when I'm banging this bad boy. It's floppy when you wave it around, just like a real dick, and it's flexible enough to be used for rough play between the sheets, whether it's solo or a couple's night.

What's not great about it is the smell. The smell is a real turn-off, and I'm hoping that one day it will magically dissipate.

It kind of has a suction cup base, but not really. I was able to put this on the floor and let it stand, while I squatted over it and fucked it. It is harness compatible, and worked well, although in my O-ring harness, the balls were hidden from sight.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

To keep it clean I've used a condom with it every time I used it. Also I've washed it with mild soap and water as recommended, and also to try and get the smell off (This was a hopeless quest). It's quite easy to care for. Since this is a porous toy, you should definitely use a condom every time. This also keeps the risk of transmitting disease and bacteria at a low rate if the toy is shared, or used both anally and vaginally. Personally I would recommend that you use it either only vaginally, or only anal, to really keep that risk down. You can never be too careful. Since it is porous I use only water based lubricants with this cock.

For storage, I keep this in a large, clear plastic bag to keep germs off of it and to keep particles from getting on it. I hate when particles and dust get on my toys!
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock comes in a clear clam shell like package that encloses it from both sides and folds to fit it inside of the shell. The package is molded in the shape of the toy on one side to display it from all angles. A paper display behind the toy shows the title and other information.

Although no user's instructions are included, The package says that this is a six inch cock made from Doc Johnson's Silagel formula. It also states that this toy was made in the USA. Nothing is said about lubricant or storage, oddly. This information I found on the product page for this cock, and I was disappointed that the package was not very informative at all. What if I had used a lubricant I shouldn't have and ruined the toy not knowing what was harmful for it? Luckily I checked the product page before use.

The package can certainly be used to give this toy as a gift, as any original packaging would, but I wouldn't recommend it for storage. It's very large and takes up a lot of space. It's about a foot and a half long, and 8 inches across. I would simply recycle it after getting it.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
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Comments
  • deadpoet
    deadpoet  
    great review
  • Waterfall
    Waterfall  
    Nice review! I dont think I want to try this one because of the smell
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    ZenaidaMacroura  
    Good review!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Almost makes me willing to use a condom on a toy. Great looking clear cock, and excellent review.
  • Phoenix713
    Phoenix713  
    Great job!
  • Sweet-Justice
    Sweet-Justice  
    Nice review! I don't think the smell will bother me much hopefully.
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Great review
  • Sera
    Sera  
    Thanks everyone!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Great review!
  • CantankerousUnagi
    CantankerousUnagi  
    Wicked and excellently detailed review!
  • zracer
    zracer  
    Great review
  • Vanessa Weiss
    Vanessa Weiss  
    The smell and material were a no-go for me. Even with a condom I still got the stinging sensation from the jelly since the balls on this would touch my skin. Sounds like you're having a good time with it though and that's what matters - great review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for that VERY honest and descriptive review.
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thank you for taking your time to review this product!
  • Lavender*Moon
    Lavender*Moon  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • kittenfacery
    kittenfacery  
    thanks for the review
  • Rawhide
    Rawhide  
    nice job!
  • britanny0620
    britanny0620  
    Great review, thanks
  • Cat E.
    Cat E.  
    Thanks.
  • SaraBroughman
    SaraBroughman  
    Good review. This dildo gave me a UTI. Hate it! So glad I threw it away!
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