Futurotic flexi dong - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Sinclair Sexsmith

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Awful material. Not recommended at all.

Please don't buy this cock. There are so many other good ones for comparable prices, there's no reason that this one should ever touch your skin. The material really is that bad.
Published:
Pros:
All pros of this cock are outweighed by its awful material.
Cons:
Awful material. Not something I would want touching my skin anywhere, let alone my genitals.
Rating by reviewer:
0
useful review
I can't even get past the material of this cock to judge it on some of the other typical factors of reviewing cocks - shape, texture, realistic-ness, feel of the material.

Here's the thing. As soon as I got this "flexi dong" out of its package, it has a slimy-and-powdery film on it. And, ew. It just feels awful on my fingers, I don't want to touch anything that has touched it, I don't want to wipe my hand on my clothes for fear that it might possibly eat through the material.

Okay, so I'm sounding a weeeeee bit dramatic. I know.

And at first I thought, okay, so the material is kind of funky. I can use a condom, no problem.

I do kind of like the way that it has a flexible spine - lots of potential! - and the particular cyberskin composite it's made of is really mushy and feels pretty good in my hand.

Except ... ew. The material. It feels like a combination of slimy and powdery, I don't know how that's possible. It is leaking chemicals.

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So, I stuck this in a bag for a while, and later was cleaning out my toy box when I pulled it out, and it had, I kid you not, melted.

Melted!

The material, just from being in a bag next to other silicone cocks (not smart, in retrospect, to put my precious Vixskin cocks in the same bag!), had somehow been indented and looked like it was not "finished." Like I could just mush it around with my fingers and make it into another shape.

Chemicals, chemicals, chemicals. This is not something I even want to hold with my hand, I certainly don't want to insert it into my body in any way.

Have I made myself clear yet?
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  • Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady  
    It's not at all dramatic to be leery of chemicals (as I am rapidly learning from you fabulous other contributors) and if you can't touch it with your hands.... Thank you so much for yet another concise and informative review.
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    A silicone toy should always be stored by it's self. You need to store cyberskin type of toys by themselves as well. This one will melt other toys that are made out of cyberskin, futurotic, elastomer, tpr, silicone, etc. So hop on it and separate all your toys of these materials! The only toys that I dare store together are glass, plastic, steel, and wood (there are other materials as well).. I use the freezer zip lock bags when I don't bother to save the original packaging to store toys. They have to be separated because particular materials just want to bond together.

    As far as the oopy goopy goes, wash it, then bag it by it's self in cornstarch... when you finally use it wash it off and put a condom over it. This material is VERY porous but since it's destroyed you don't really need to worry about going through that whole big process.
  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    Ha. Leaking chemicals. 'Nuff said.
  • Epiphora
    Epiphora  
    I know what you mean. I recently got a toy of a strange material and it scared me too.
  • Sinclair Sexsmith
    Sinclair Sexsmith  
    Sleeping Dreamer - thanks, that clarifies a lot actually. It makes sense that "particular materials just want to bond together." Freezer zip lock bags sound like a good idea - I need to remember to keep the original packaging, I almost never do. Also a good point about the cornstarch, I have other cyberskin toys and I do give them a cornstarch dosage on occasion, that would've been a good thing to mention in the review. The difference though is that the cyberskin toys I have I would never actually insert - I just don't trust the material.

    I'm off to separate my toys - thanks for the comment!
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    That's terrifying.
  • Darling Dove
    Darling Dove  
    Not taking proper care of a toy and then having it melt is not the toy's fault, sorry. It happens with any composite and can even happen with different types of silicone. As well, the stuff they put on the realistic toys is usually talc-free powder like cornstarch, you are supposed to wash it off and then when you store it give it a light coating of cornstarch to preserve the texture. If they didn't put powder on it, the texture soon changes.

    Even further... its not uncommon for some types of silicone to sweat if they have been softened using slacking material, or even if they havent. Realistic materials are a mixture of silicone and other composites, so if it has been stored a very very long time the greasy feel is normal and you just need to wash it. That said, I have had issues with poorly made realistic material myself- I understand the greasy feel you're talking about, however as long as it can be washed off, you really shouldn't worry about it.

    The materials are just fine if you actually take care of them.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Geezo...
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Sorry you did not like the material
  • ToyGeek
    ToyGeek  
    I have another toy made out of this exact material, and with proper care, it has held up very well. I bought it over a year ago, it feels fine to handle and it doesn't have a dent.
  • IndependentlyHappy
    IndependentlyHappy  
    Wow, this toy sounds awful! I'm really picky about odd smells, and from the sound of this review I wouldn't touch this toy with a ten-foot pole. Thanks for the warning.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Great review!!
  • ShadowKitten
    ShadowKitten  
    thanks for the review! I love your articles btw!
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ivy Wilde  
    Scary review. Yikes!
  • KnK
    KnK  
    ...Wow, this sounds bad...
  • butts
    butts  
    augh, gross! Too bad, looks like it's shaped nicely but wow, I'm NOT ok with a toy that leaks!
  • KinkyNicki92
    KinkyNicki92  
    ugh thanks for the warning. thanks for the review
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