Jollies wave - dildo by Jollies LLC - review by Robin Goodfellow

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Jollies wave

Dildo by Jollies LLC

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Bad Ass Crotch Rocket

Not a motorcycle, though it's equally thrilling as you tear through gears with your heart nearly stopping at each redline only to shift again, and accelerate into oblivion. A lightning fast ride for two; you'll feel every contour of the road run through you. Even along the bumps it boasts a deliciously smooth ride. It's sure to delight any sporty, speed loving, adrenaline junky as well as charm the cruisers and tourers. With no downside except possibly your own fear to open her up full throttle
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Pros:
Long, Lean, Versatile, Fast.
Cons:
Too Pokey; Too Long, Stiff, and Pointy
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is a supremely enjoyable anal dildo with its best use being strapped-on in a harness. Though with an adequately sized base it is anal safe to use on its own. Great for guys and gals. It can be used vaginally but is a bit too long and pointy to be ideal, as it can easily injure the cervix. Lacking a curve, it's not optimal for those seeking maximum P-spot contact. Though in some positions the speed bumps definitely make an impression on it. Overall this toy's a thruster. Starting with slow tantalizing dips and working up to your new top speed record.

Material / Texture

Made from 100% body friendly silicone it is odorless and tasteless. A marbleized, dark purple, chrome color makes it more aesthetically pleasing than a plain color, while at the same time not being so flashy that it looks like a garishly Vegas styled sex ornament. Its exterior is finished glassy smooth providing a very effortless glide. It's a relatively firm density which compensates for the compromised structural integrity of having such a long skinny design.

Design / Shape / Size

I found this toy to be designed exactly as I'd imagined. A sturdy base makes it very strap-on harness friendly. It's long, relatively narrow, with gentle waves lead by a slightly phallic pointed tip. Because of its modest width it could be enjoyed by the novice. Because of its length and waves, it makes an interesting ride for the experienced. The length allows you to assume nearly any position imaginable and handle faster than ordinary speeds because of its slenderness. But if that seemed too easy, then factor in those speed bumps and hold on to your leathers.

Performance

The bad news first: The only drawbacks to this dildo are the obvious compromises which should have been what drew you to buy this toy in the first place. .The bad news: First off it's narrow. If you think bigger is better than go buy a 18 wheel semi-truck to cram into yourself because this obviously isn't for you. Secondly, it's quite long and if you're not an ample sized human being you may just poke your innards. That said; those two features are the obvious compromise that lends this toy unique qualities that make it what it is. However, contrasting those possible complaints are its standout strong points. Being long allows you to explore positions that may not be available to you with your current dildo hardware. Being lean affords you rapid acceleration to your heart's content. The contours of the silicone add enough traction to more fully appreciate the backcountry, but not drastic enough to disrupt your travels while cruising above the speed limit. For this reason it can be enjoyable for both the more advanced speed enthusiast as well as the novice tourer.

Care and Maintenance

To clean this toy you can follow any good silicone sanitation practices. My favorite is to throw it in a pot of boiling water for 3-5 minutes or put it in the dishwasher. I store it in my toy tool box that has dividers to keep silicone toys apart from one another because they can have a reaction to each other and cause them to begin to deteriorate. Like all silicone toys use with water based lubes only.

Experience

This toy is new favorite of my girlfriend and I. Though it may seem modest and rather inexpensive it's a great addition to any strap-on collection. It's so versatile and unlike anything we own I would say it's in my top 3 favorite go-to dildos. I could go on like a broken record but instead I'll leave off with saying this was a bewildering and welcomed surprise.
Follow-up commentary
I still like it.. But not as much.. In short, it is just to easy to over do the length on this. And having your internal organs stabbed is mood killer. So I don't use it as a strap-on anymore so that I can be in control. I use it solo or with a partner by hand. It's a shame such a fun toy has such a pit fall. If it were a little softer, a little shorter, or a little less pointy it may have hit my top shelf. I'm toying with the idea of cutting and reshaping it shorter and rounder. I'll update again if and when that happens.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Holy cow this thing looks HUGE in the pictures. It's alot like a good Hog...just a bit dangerous and intimidating as hell!
    Excellent review
  • Sammi
    I want one
    Great review!
  • zandria
    Great review, thanks!
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