UR3 ballsy - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by darthkitt3n

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Ballsy and Way Too Flopsy

The Ur3 Ballsy dildo seems to me to be just a single use dildo or something. Use it once, and then throw it out since you can't wash it unless you want to use a nasty looking dildo.
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Pros:
- Smells like Jell-O
- Balls on base
Cons:
- Too floppy
- Peels
- Melts
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The Ur3 Ballsy dildo was pretty much a disappointment to me. I ordered it thinking it would be made of a slightly harder material. To me it feels like week old Jell-O that has been sitting in the fridge. I picked the blue one, and it also kind of smelled like blueberry.

When I lubed this thing up with some water-based lube, it was very difficult to actually get in there. Even with some help from my boyfriend, I couldn’t actually get it to go into my vagina easily, since it kept squashing together. I don’t know if I am too small there for this or what. After trying to get it in for a while, I threw it on the floor and went on without it.

Clean up was easy. I put it in the bathroom sink full of burning hot water and washed it with some dish soap. The only downside to washing it is that it started to peel. After I stored it, it somehow also melted, so now it only has maybe half of the ballsy part. The rest oozed out all over my other stuff.

I recommend using a condom with this toy if you are going to be sharing it. I also recommend it as it could help make cleaning it less harsh on the toy, and keep it from peeling and getting nasty.

The length of this that can actually be inserted is about 5 1/2 inches. It is 1 1/2 inches diameter. Overall the dildo is 6 1/4 inches long. The Ballsy can also be used with anal play, as it has the balls on the end which would keep the dildo from getting stuck.

Apparently this thing feels realistic. I guess if you want to try a realistic Jell-O scented dildo, there’s nothing stopping you. I personally will just stick with my boyfriend, though.
Experience
It is apparently offensive to boyfriends who are being jerks to hit them with a floppy dildo.
Follow-up commentary
I neglected the UR3 ballsy for the summer, so it sat alone in its own plastic box in my closet. Apparently it decided to melt the rest of the way. Now I have this weird looking melted pile of junk. Thankfully, I suppose, when I go to throw it out, it won't look like I threw out a dildo.
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My UR3 ballsy tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • College students
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Everyone
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
    • Young couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Hmm. I wonder why in the world it melted. Maybe it was a fault one. Good review, though.
  • darthkitt3n
    I'm not really sure why it did. It hasn't been so hot where I live that stuff should melt.
  • Jen&Clint
    I have heard from others that reviewed this that fro some reason they melt. Odd that someone would make a toy that melts. Sorry this didn't work out for you. I did this one review on the iToys UR3 dong it is made out of the same material that the ballsy is made from but so far it hasn't melted. LOL on hitting your BF with it. I did the same thing to my husband, I thought it was funny don't really know what he thought. Good review! Smile
  • NuMe
    Thanks for the review.
  • Owl Identified
    Thanks for the review, peeling sounds gross, yikes! Did you happen to store this with any silicone toys? Sometimes silicone toys can cause materials like jelly to melt or become misshapen. It's a good idea to store these kinds of materials separately or keep them in Ziploc baggies.

    Your advice to use a condom is definitely spot on but I would in the future include a little more info about the material itself (ie. how porous is it? should you avoid using certain lubes with it?)
  • darthkitt3n
    I store all of the toys I have in their original packaging, as I think that is the best way to keep everything neat and clean and ready for use. I don't think the plastic box would do that, though.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review Smile

    I really enjoyed reading it. I hope to read more from you in the future!

    It is odd that this product melted, I just hope the factory looks into this.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Sorry this didn't work.
  • lexical
    I wonder if it reacted with the dish soap...I would suggest using something milder on your toys in the future, like an antibacterial hand soap, just to be on the safe side. Dish soap may be a bit too harsh.
  • kool777
    I also had higher expectations
  • Kim!
    That's horribly disappointing. I also had something from Doc Johnson peel. I have had others that haven't but you're the first person I've come across who has had any sex toy peel and it was another Doc Johnson one. Strange.

  • Danielle1220
    Thanks for the review.
  • darthkitt3n
    I have another product of theirs, the Tube male masturbator. I keep that stored the exact same way and it is fine. No peeling or melting. I know my boyfriend uses it a lot, too.
  • Kinkyquing
    Urgh. That melting part just...urgh. I was actually considering getting one of these, too. Thanks for steering me away!
  • titi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Red Riding Hood
    It seems all of the realistic materials require SO MUCH CARE!!! Thanks for the review!
  • Shellz31
    Red Riding Hood - The realistic materials do require more care but not all that much.
    All skin feeling materials are suppose to be sprinkled with either Renew powder or corn starch to keep them in prime condition after washing other wise they can break down quickly.

    I love the real feeling toys so to me it's not such a drama to sprinkle with the powder so I can enjoy them into the future.

    Cheers on the review.
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