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Bound by Disappointment

Lacking durability, adjustability beyond a single waist strap, and lacking a dildo with enough firmness to seal the deal, Bound by Diamonds Harness isn't bound to be used again anytime soon. It is as if its a designer's mock-up but not the finished product.
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Pros:
It's pretty.
Cons:
It lacks durability.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
California Exotics has produced a harness that unfortunately looks a lot better than it functions.

Bound by Diamonds arrives in a cardboard box with a picture of an attractive bleached blonde in a black and gold bra and the two piece "diamond" harness. The box, which is very light, makes 3 claims on the front cover at the hip of the model: Exquisite diamond detail, the second, adjustable waist, the third removable pliable TPR probe.

The rear of the box has the same model and the statement: Seductive black patent leather harness with lustrous white crystals and adjustable Velcro waist straps-adjusts up to 52 inches. Includes removable intimately curved, pliable TPR probe.

Let's examine all this information. The exquisite diamond details are strips of rhinestones on a lacework background lightly glued on a small area over the O hole, and above the crest on each hip. Warning, these elegant touches will not make it through the wash intact .

The waist is very adjustable and generous. It does not have Velcro straps, it has one plastic buckle on your lumbar area. The leg straps are non adjustable elastic bands, they are very thin, and they are generous. If you do not have a butt like a Hottentot Tribeswomen, these straps will be too big for you. (I am an average sized person 31/31 pants and huge quads and these were mucho grande) The harness shifts a lot and the O hole is way up there at the top of the pubic bone, bladder height. Not like the pic on the box.

The TPR probe is almost weightless, its smooth and curves upwards, its five and a half inches long by an inch and a half around (so is the O hole). It is beyond flexible. You now those gummy worms? Gel cups? Same consistency. You couldn't fuck anything with the probe. Maybe you can stuff it into an orifice if you tried. Its beyond squishy, floppy, or flaccid. Pliable was a pretty accurate term they used. Very, very, pliable.

The box gives you some interesting info on its side besides "sold as a novelty only". Harness and probe made in China, packaged in USA. The harness is 55% PVC 10 percent polyester and 35 % dioctylphthalate and the waist strap is all polypropylene. The thigh straps are 21 percent elastic ans the remainder is polyester. The probe is TPR.

The box tells you to wash the probe before and after use and use only water based lubricants.
Experience
The vinyl is very thin, like the type of stuff you find in Walmart at Halloween time. Not that you can get a harness at Walmart, however, all the elements to make this harness are sold at Walmart.

The harness is very pretty, but the quality or lack of, makes its use impossible to culminate any experience with the product other than trying it on my FWB as a model. If I still had that blow up doll, she would be wearing it proudly.

The harness needs to be more adjustable, more sturdy, have the stones inlaid rather than strip glued, and the probe needs to be firmer than old pudding skins.
The product looks great in pictures, it just does not deliver.
Follow-up commentary
Used it once, or at least tried to, washed it twice, probably in a landfill. ,,,it belongs on a mannequin, not a real human. Beautiful but useless.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Decoration
    • Teasing a partner
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    • Play party/event
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    That's a shame because it looks so pretty Sad face
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    The dildo being clear looks pretty sweet, but the whole thing looks like it would fall apart during the first use. Thanks for the review Big smile
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Gummy worms, LOL!

    Great review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Sounds like an awful one!
    Good review Smile
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    Definitely looks cheap.
  • deceased
    deceased  
    I really wanted this one to be of better quality. It looks awesome on the photo. It was the most bendable probe, I could roll it into a little ball in my hand and use it as a stress grip ball. If it was a more durable TPR that would be better, it weighed less than a tangerine. I don't know how they made it so light!!! The harness is too skimpy to hold anything else as a probe. It's like the panties that come with the night gown or baby doll costumes. A shame, because Cal Exotics usually makes totally winning products that are inovative and durable.
    I like harnesses (esp to give as gifts) and I could see this being a bigg seller if the quality and design were improved. Its as if they did not take it seriously, I know its meant to be a "novelty" but holding the probe had the erotic appeal of a gel cushion you'd put inside a tennis shoe.
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    As a stress grip ball it gets high marks? LOL Sorry it turned out to be such a disappointing mess. I will nevr look at gel cushions for tenis shoes the same again....
    Thanks for the review!
  • cottoncandy
    cottoncandy  
    I guess this one is just for show. Nice review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Followup: Are you saying you tried it once more and still didn't find a good use for it? Or are you just reiterating?
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Gah, such a shame when harnesses don't measure up. Great review.
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