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Braving the Ballsy Bull

Ballsy is currently the largest toy in my collection, and far and away my absolute favorite (to the nth degree)! Nothing else can compete with the exquisite orgasms it provides. It gets me off quick and makes me cum hard. I can feel every vein and bulge when I ride it and quite simply can't. Get. Enough. If you think you can handle the orgasm overdose that is Ballsy, then grab the bull by its shimmery pink balls and get to it!
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Pros
Flared base (anal safe), Flexible but firm, Intense texture, Awesome girth, Good material quality
Cons
Initial fruit 'n rubber smell, Easily attracts lint/dust/hair/cats/dogs, No suction cup base
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

First off, I want to point out that Ballsy is not for first-time buyers. If you haven't yet experimented with a dildo of less girth and less intense texture than Ballsy before, I would recommend waiting to try it until you have. But! If you have used such dildos and are ready and raring for a more satiating experience, you'll want to have a go with Ballsy!

Depending on your familiarity with sex toys of this nature, the realistically shaped Ballsy can be used in almost any situation (except I have only used it for incredibly gratifying vaginal penetration and for clitoral stimulation). Its flared base also makes it o-ring compatible and safe for anal play. Its material is sturdy enough to withstand the test of time but also has enough give to allow for hard thrusting. (It won't punch a hole in your insides! Neat!).

Too, albeit requiring quite a bit of patience and determination, it is possible to get Ballsy to stick to the wall or floor of your shower (and only your shower) in order to ride this beast hands-free in the manner of your choosing. To do this Ballsy must be warmed up so that he's more flexible than normal. Next, no matter whether you're pressing him onto the wall or the floor of your shower, the surface must be smooth (free of hair and fuzz), wet, and somewhat warm. It may take a few tries to get right but I've gotten it to work numerous times.

Ballsy and Packaging
Radient Gems Logo
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

It's made of a material called Sil-a-Gel which has an EF material safety rating of 5. I have fairly sensitive skin and can safely say that it has never irritated me. I also have a sensitive bank account and Sil-a-Gel is inexpensive for its quality (smooth, sturdy, firm in your grasp yet very accommodating and flexible) and doesn't require that you fit a bank robbery into your schedule in order to pay for it.

Immediately out of the package, its odor will more than likely permeate the air with a fruity/rubbery type scent. It's not incredibly strong but you will know its there. Fortunately, with ample time to air out (give it a week) and regular use and cleaning, the smell (and taste, too) will fade almost entirely.

Ballsy is also most definitely a magnet. Not just an unadulterated sex magnet (I find it frequently springs out of the package and flings itself at me, an action which necessitates my immediate and undivided attention), but also a hair/dust/lint magnet. It requires cleaning after (and sometimes prior to) each use. This minor annoyance is all due to Sil-a-Gel's slightly sticky quality. It feels less like the real thing than other materials but is far easier to maintain and is more resistant wear and tear.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy blows my mind. After trying Doc Johnson's Classic Dong as a means to explore my ability to accommodate girthy toys, I found myself wanting a lot more. That was when I came upon Ballsy. Its relatively realistic shape and feel, higher level of material quality and safety, manageable size and marvelous texture make for one seriously amazing ride.

As previously mentioned, Sil-a-Gel makes for a firm but still quite forgiving material for dildos. It's stiff enough to allow for hard and/or quick thrusting, yet flexible enough to make accommodating Ballsy's girth a less uncomfortable process. The thick balls at the base of this toy flare out for added grip and comfort, and keep your hands free of excess lubricant and cum (which you most surely will be releasing by the bucketload). Though the balls make this toy weightier then many other similar toys, it's not so heavy that your arm will give out before the rest of you does.

Lastly, the phenomenal detailing and texturing of this toy are designed to stimulate every inch of whatever orifice Ballsy ventures into, making it an extremely intense sensory experience. Just close your eyes and feel. Ballsy will take care of all the rest.
    • Realistic

Performance

When I first laid eyes on Ballsy it was love at first sight. Then again, I was also less than certain I could handle its 5 and a half inch circumference and bulbous head. But, as luck would have it, those are the very things that I absolutely adore and crave the Ballsy for. It stretches me to my limit and though at times it is uncomfortable it does not cause me pain.

The head of Ballsy swells to nearly 6 inches in circumference and causes a wonderful "popping" sensation as it enters you. From that moment onward the exaggerated curve at the base of the head, which measures a scant (in the grander scheme of things) 5/16 of an inch in height, takes center stage. It lovingly tugs at each swelling of flesh inside your pussy and will feel a whole lot like more like a 100 foot cliff than a mere gently sloping hillside. And take note: this high-flown hump does wonders for G-spot stimulation (*waggles eyebrows*).

Furthermore, every raised vein on this toy has been molded to rub you in all the right ways, not leaving the rest of your pussy wanting for attention while your G-spot receives that extra special treatment. It left me sore the first few times, but once I got used to its intense sensations (and great orgasms) I just couldn't help myself! It has become my go-to toy for everyday usage. And if I had the time I probably would use it everyday.

Head Circumference
Shaft Circumference
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

If you store Ballsy in its original packaging or in a zip-lock bag you can easily minimize the need rinse it before use. Because Sil-a-Gel is semi-porous it has the ability to transmit bacteria and cause infections if left uncleaned. Ballsy must thereby be washed in warm water and mild antibacterial hand soap after every use. Proper caution must also be taken if you plan to use Ballsy with a partner or in multiple orifices. In these cases, you must use a new condom for each partner and for each orifice.

You may want to wash it more frequently during the first few weeks to more quickly lessen its smell and taste. It cannot be sanitized in boiling water or with a 10% bleach solution but it does hold up just peachy under hot water if you want Ballsy to be warm during use. Air dry or gently pat down with a cloth towel (preferably one without lots of fuzz) before storing.

Because of its size and texture, Ballsy requires a lot of lube. It is only compatible with water-based or silicone lubricants because other types may react with the material, causing irreversible damage to the surface, or even breaking it down chemically.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Ballsy (Seven Inch) will arrive at your door in a *large* plastic clam shell package with a fold-up cardboard insert advertising some of Doc Johnson's other products (rather than, say, detailed care instructions). It is a part of DJ's "Radiant Gems" collection, which are all made out of Sil-a-Gel. The packaging claims that the product is "softly scented," which I must point out to be somewhat of a misnomer. The "seven inch" labeling is not the length of Ballsy in its entirety, just its insertable length. All told, Ballsy is actually about 8 and a half inches in height.

It is possible to use the box as storage, but it is quite bulky. I tried to do just that when I first got Ballsy. All it did was get caught on the inside of my dresser drawer so that I couldn't open it. (What's that, Ballsy? If you can't have me, nobody can? D'aw...you're so sweet!)
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
My feelings for Ballsy have only grown stronger with time. Yes, the smell was annoying, but at least it smelled more like fruit punch than rubber and was not entirely unpleasant. Its original sheen has faded though it hasn't affected the texture any. I would buy another one when this finally gives out—possibly the silicone variant, The Super.
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