Jesse's signature harness with twisted dong - harness and dildo set by Cal Exotics - review by MnWolf

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I would have to say to stay away from this combo unless you have another harness itself that is able to accept the larger size of this dong. The texture and swirls on a short thrust drove my GF through the roof. I would have to say that a better retainer for the dong would have made this exceptional. I try to make sure that everything is as clean as new when dealing with sex toys, and with this one the velour backing just seemed to retain too much of the fluids produced while using it.
Published:
Pros:
Heavy duty straps. Solid dong material.
Cons:
Poor retainer for the dong; not interchangeable.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

First off the dildo is just huge, not only in girth but length as well. I would say that anyone "could" use this, but as I found out it may be too big to be enjoyed by some. Anyone that isn't experienced sexually may find the size a bit too much. The old saying "bigger is better" isn't always a fitting statement, and this harness and dong combination proves that.

The harness itself is a bit on the cheap side. Adjustment wise the fit was ok, but the part that holds the dong leaves a lot to be desired. The patent leather with the velour lining is comfy, but where the dong comes through is very light. Our dong came through the opening a few times, so this part is really the weakest part of the whole thing.

To me, I see this as being a great combo for the sexually experienced, and to a point, I would like to say that any woman that has had children will find this very filling and satisfying. Now I say this due to the overall size of the dong and the fact that there is a very defined curve to the dong itself. At about half way the dong curves up to the tip. We are talking a good 45 Degree angle here or more. This fact made insertion for my GF a bit of a stretch. Lube... Lube... Lube... and take your time. Did I mention LUBE? The ridges on the top as well as the sides were very nice, but during full penetration they are not felt as much.

For pegging, I would have to say use caution! The overall size and the curve may be too much for some.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Any where
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material

The harness material is composed of woven nylon with plastic lock clips, a vinyl/velour holder, and the dong itself which is jelly. The waist adjustments are nice and do fit rather snugly, or as lose as you may want. The holder part being vinyl is nice but is limited in durability. The jelly dong is very thick and firm with very little give to it. The vinyl sheds water fine, but the velor backing will absorb some moisture whether from use or cleaning. I believe this may have caused the holder to relax too much and allowed the dong to be pulled though the harness itself in ours.
    • Mixed materials
    • Smooth
    • Textured

Design / Craftsmanship

With this harness/dong combo, the strongest point is in the waist and adjustment straps that cinch the bottom part of the holder into place. The vinyl part of this harness is the weakest part by far. Being so big, the options for use with any other toy is limited to those that have a very large base. The hole in the harness itself is very close to 2 full inches, so if the base isn't anywhere close to that it will not stay in place correctly. This brings me to the hole in which the dong goes through; it is nothing more then a circle of thread where the vinyl and velour backing are joined.

To me, the harness itself is a real let down. For the price of it, it is clear that you are paying for the dong itself and not really the harness.
    • Flimsy
    • Only works with some toys

Size / Fit

For us, sizing was a big question as I wanted to use it on her as well as having her use it on me. The added little extenders that come with it will allow for a very wide variety of waist sizes to be able to use this and to make it as tight or lose as she/he would want.
    • Adjustable
    • Will fit most body sizes and types

Performance

I would have to say that right out of the box it was great! It held the dong tight in a variety of positions. After that first use and cleaning, things went down hill from there. I was worried about what was going to happen to the retaining ring area after cleaning, and whether or not it would maintain the shape and integrity. Ours loosened up to the point that the dong will pull though. Sad that this one design flaw has rendered this harness unusable, or usable with limited movement. Getting the harness on and off was easy, as just a few adjustments by eye balling it before putting it on where needed. The crotch straps were a new feeling, but once they were figured out were very easy to get used to. Taking it off was even easier as all that was needed was to squeeze one clip and it was on the floor at your feet.
    • Does not hold toys well

Care and Maintenance

The Jelly material of the dong itself is a good material but has its limitations. You are not suppose to boil it, as I am sure it could melt the toy itself. So you're best off washing it with a good anti-bacterial soap and warmish hot water. You could also use a good toy cleaner or sanitizer on it as well.

One note to make is that the jelly isn't a solid surface, so it is a great idea to use a condom on it if you are sharing. Also, after the fun is done, keep it in a dark cool place for storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Packing wise, the harness and dong come in a box with a picture of Jesse on it with her wearing the toy. There are really no instructions in or on the box about care or anything like that. And, I wouldn't use the box to store it in as the box itself is rather big; 4-3/4" wide by 8-1/2" and 3 inches thick, and that isn't including the hanger that is used to put it on a display. But, all by itself the dong and the harness will take up very little room in your toy box or drawer or where ever you hide your toys.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I was both surprised and let down with this harness/dong combo. Being the first one that we have had, it was a thrill to see the GF with a dick, but the let down was the materials of the retainer for the dong, and that the overall size was more then what we thought. The lack of better materials in the harness itself is sad as I could see this as being something that could be worked into with time.
Follow-up commentary
After a little modification to the hole that the dong slides through, I was again able to use the harness part. The overall size of the dong itself is still a bit on the large side for both of us, but now knowing that the dong isn't going to be pulled though the harness has got us back to playing around with it once again.

The only thing that still bothers us is the clean up part, hand wash, machine wash, rinse it off and leave it... #@#@##! After having the issues with the harness itself where the dong slides though we are really a lot more careful in not getting anything on the harness itself.

Without the harness the dong is great for after/in between play given having enough time to do that. I say after/in between because for us that is when she is open and relaxed enough to fit it into her, Really... This dong is LARGE !
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  • MnWolf
    MnWolf  
    Thank you Alan and Michele..!
  • Solar Ray
    Solar Ray  
    Fantastic review.
  • MnWolf
    MnWolf  
    Thanks Solar Ray!
  • zeebot
    zeebot  
    Great review, thanks!
  • MnWolf
    MnWolf  
    Glad everyone likes this review, I don't like say anything bad about a product... But the harness itself leaves a lot to be desired.
  • celibacysucks
    celibacysucks  
    Very informative, thank you
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    I find it hilarious that the harness itself says sexy on it! Glad you were able to find a way to use it again!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • |Scheibe|
    |Scheibe|  
    Awesome review!
    Thanks!
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • carenautilus
    carenautilus  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Snozzberries
    Snozzberries  
    This thing looks a little scary. Kudos for trying it. Thanks for the info about the curve - that looks vicious.
  • Fun with Dick & Jane
    Fun with Dick & Jane  
    Thanks for the review!
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