Jesse's signature harness with twisted dong - harness and dildo set by Cal Exotics - review by MnWolf

First off the dildo is just huge, not only in girth but length as well. I would say that anyone "could" use this, but as I found out it may be too big to be enjoyed by some. Anyone that isn't experienced sexually may find the size a bit too much. The old saying "bigger is better" isn't always a fitting statement, and this harness and dong combination proves that.

The harness itself is a bit on the cheap side. Adjustment wise the fit was ok, but the part that holds the dong leaves a lot to be desired. The patent leather with the velour lining is comfy, but where the dong comes through is very light. Our dong came through the opening a few times, so this part is really the weakest part of the whole thing.

To me, I see this as being a great combo for the sexually experienced, and to a point, I would like to say that any woman that has had children will find this very filling and satisfying. Now I say this due to the overall size of the dong and the fact that there is a very defined curve to the dong itself. At about half way the dong curves up to the tip. We are talking a good 45 Degree angle here or more. This fact made insertion for my GF a bit of a stretch. Lube... Lube... Lube... and take your time. Did I mention LUBE? The ridges on the top as well as the sides were very nice, but during full penetration they are not felt as much.

For pegging, I would have to say use caution! The overall size and the curve may be too much for some.

The harness material is composed of woven nylon with plastic lock clips, a vinyl/velour holder, and the dong itself which is jelly. The waist adjustments are nice and do fit rather snugly, or as lose as you may want. The holder part being vinyl is nice but is limited in durability. The jelly dong is very thick and firm with very little give to it. The vinyl sheds water fine, but the velor backing will absorb some moisture whether from use or cleaning. I believe this may have caused the holder to relax too much and allowed the dong to be pulled though the harness itself in ours.

With this harness/dong combo, the strongest point is in the waist and adjustment straps that cinch the bottom part of the holder into place. The vinyl part of this harness is the weakest part by far. Being so big, the options for use with any other toy is limited to those that have a very large base. The hole in the harness itself is very close to 2 full inches, so if the base isn't anywhere close to that it will not stay in place correctly. This brings me to the hole in which the dong goes through; it is nothing more then a circle of thread where the vinyl and velour backing are joined.

To me, the harness itself is a real let down. For the price of it, it is clear that you are paying for the dong itself and not really the harness.

For us, sizing was a big question as I wanted to use it on her as well as having her use it on me. The added little extenders that come with it will allow for a very wide variety of waist sizes to be able to use this and to make it as tight or lose as she/he would want.

I would have to say that right out of the box it was great! It held the dong tight in a variety of positions. After that first use and cleaning, things went down hill from there. I was worried about what was going to happen to the retaining ring area after cleaning, and whether or not it would maintain the shape and integrity. Ours loosened up to the point that the dong will pull though. Sad that this one design flaw has rendered this harness unusable, or usable with limited movement. Getting the harness on and off was easy, as just a few adjustments by eye balling it before putting it on where needed. The crotch straps were a new feeling, but once they were figured out were very easy to get used to. Taking it off was even easier as all that was needed was to squeeze one clip and it was on the floor at your feet.

The Jelly material of the dong itself is a good material but has its limitations. You are not suppose to boil it, as I am sure it could melt the toy itself. So you're best off washing it with a good anti-bacterial soap and warmish hot water. You could also use a good toy cleaner or sanitizer on it as well.

One note to make is that the jelly isn't a solid surface, so it is a great idea to use a condom on it if you are sharing. Also, after the fun is done, keep it in a dark cool place for storage.

Packing wise, the harness and dong come in a box with a picture of Jesse on it with her wearing the toy. There are really no instructions in or on the box about care or anything like that. And, I wouldn't use the box to store it in as the box itself is rather big; 4-3/4" wide by 8-1/2" and 3 inches thick, and that isn't including the hanger that is used to put it on a display. But, all by itself the dong and the harness will take up very little room in your toy box or drawer or where ever you hide your toys.

I was both surprised and let down with this harness/dong combo. Being the first one that we have had, it was a thrill to see the GF with a dick, but the let down was the materials of the retainer for the dong, and that the overall size was more then what we thought. The lack of better materials in the harness itself is sad as I could see this as being something that could be worked into with time.