Dildo on my Thigh

The Thigh Harness is a great harness that will fit a variety of body sizes, objects, or even pillows. Once velcro'ed, it stays on great and it's comfortable to wear - even for a long-term basis.
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Pros
Adjustable sizing, stays on, comfortable to wear, can be used on objects too
Cons
Diameter of the dildo can only be an inch and a fourth
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
This Thigh Harness is a velcro-attaching harness from Sportsheets. The majority of the harness is made from neoprene, but it attaches to the thigh by wrapping around and securing with the velcro. The included O-ring will take anything up to a diameter of an inch and a forth. The boyfriend and I had spoken about trying a thigh harness, and after a bit of debate and looking over the reviews, I decided to go with the cheapest one here on EdenFantasys. And you know what? I'm impressed. I honestly think this probably works better than the other thigh harnesses that are three times the cost (though I can't be certain, obviously).

The harness is used by sliding a dildo underneath the harness and then strapping the harness on using the velcro to strap the harness on. It's pretty near impossible to change the dildo without unvelcroing and switching out the dildos. However it takes less than a second to unvelcro the thing, so it's not a big thing.

The harness does provide some decent strength when it keeps the dildo from avoiding the effects of gravity when standing up. It keeps it pretty much pointing horizontally but works better if the dildo is a bigger diameter since it has more support. However, I'd imagine most of the use of this will come when you are laying down or sitting, so having a really snug fit isn't too big of a deal. However, it's pretty easy to get that snug fit because the two velcro straps allow you to make one side tighter than the other if that's something you need/want.

Now, my biggest concern when purchasing this harness was whether it would actually fit my thigh or not. I'm a size 28 girl, so that's a pretty darned valid concern. And you know what? It does. It's a little tight, but it definitely fits. It doesn't fit along my upper thigh, but closer down to the knee it does. Which means I would safely recommend this up to my size and as tight as it goes (it fits the boyfriend's thigh, and he's a size three women's), it would fit a vast majority of the population.

I was a little afraid that the velcro would end up releasing itself in the middle of our play as well. My fears were unfounded. As tight as I had put it, mixed with the actual rough play that the boyfriend and I were doing, it didn't even make the thing budge… at all. With all the yanking I did on the dildo, it still didn't unvelcro itself. I gotta say that I was pretty impressed with the performance of this harness. It didn't come undone at all.

It's also comfortable to wear. It didn't feel scratchy or anything. It honestly feels like my own skin once I put the thing on. I didn't get sweaty underneath it, and it had enough cushion on the harness itself to make it so I didn't feel like I was being rammed by bones even if he'd end up kneeing me or putting his elbow on it. The cushion honestly just pads what already is there, and I like it.

The only downside that I can honestly find is that the O-ring only goes to that 1 1/4 diameter. I'm sure you could fit it something that was *slightly* bigger, but there's no way anything over 1 1/2 would fit into this harness. Now this worked well for our needs because I was using it to anally penetrate my boyfriend who can't comfortably do anything over an inch of diameter. But if you want to penetrate someone who is a size queen, this won't work for the larger dildos. Because of that, I'd honestly say that this was more meant to be something for anal use because of the small diameter it goes to. (I mean honestly, most dildos are bigger than 1 1/4 inch diameter.)

Since this made from neoprene, this is also waterproof if you choose want to take your harness fun into the shower or bath.

To clean neoprene, you can just use warm water and soap. I'd make sure you cleaning up and dry the velcro before you let it sit since velcro doesn't really enjoy being wet for long periods of time. Obviously, it's pretty fluid-resistant considering what it's meant for. For storage, we just fold ours back up and put it in the original plastic box, but honestly, once folded, it's easy to just shove it in your underwear drawer - it's *that* tiny. It's about the size of an average book when folded.
Experience
So how did I like it overall? I can't recommend it enough. For the price, it's downright freaking amazing - at least for my uses. If you want to use a bigger dildo with it, it won't work for you, but for anal use or smaller dildos, it's just perfect. We honestly use this harness more than my strap-on harness because it's just so hot to be able to watch your partner use a dildo right on your own body. Just my personal opinion, but honestly, I can't recommend this enough.
Follow-up commentary
We've still used the Thigh Harness multiple times since I first bought it. It's held up well, and the velcro and padding still holds strong. Despite messes on it, it cleans up fine and looks brand new. We can't use any larger dildos in it, but honestly, we still haven't found any dildo that we want to use anally that's any larger than this is.
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    Nice review. We love this harness.
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