Do These Make My Butt Look Big?
What I find sad is that I really thought these shorts would be cute, and I really wanted them to. I guess I'll hang onto them in case my thigh size shrinks? There isn't much else I think of to do with them.Published:
Pros:
Good strap adjustability.
Cons:
Tight Fit.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Use
Ideally, these should be worn by a lithe and athletic individual whose legs won't be suffocated by the shorts. Of course, the system seems pretty self-explanatory. The straps will give extra stability while the shorts should keep the straps from concentrating pressure on a small area - this doesn't happen on a regular person, though. Instead, the straps seem uncomfortable, and the legs fit so tightly that it can't be ignored.
Outside of the fit, though, the actual ring system looks and feels tough. I was able to put a dildo into it easily, as the ring is a rubbery material. The problem, though, is that I was so uncomfortable in the shorts, that I didn't want to spend very long wearing them. After making sure that the dildo was actually secure (they do at least provide that benefit) I changed to a basic strap system.
Outside of the fit, though, the actual ring system looks and feels tough. I was able to put a dildo into it easily, as the ring is a rubbery material. The problem, though, is that I was so uncomfortable in the shorts, that I didn't want to spend very long wearing them. After making sure that the dildo was actually secure (they do at least provide that benefit) I changed to a basic strap system.
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Who / How / What[ ? ]Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Gender play
- Pegging
- Strap-on sex
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Where[ ? ]Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Anywhere
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Features[ ? ]What kind of features does this product offer?
- Travel friendly
Material
The shorts are a tight and semi-stretchy nylon material that feels smooth. The straps are a tough material, with no stretch to it. The stitching seems alright, but I'm wondering if the fit of the shorts would affect how long they last.
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- Smooth
Design / Craftsmanship
These shorts have adjustable snap-on straps. I actually moved them around a bit when I put the shorts on, trying out different arrangements. Since the snaps are pretty easy to take off and put on, it doesn't take very long to work out what fits you best. The O-ring is also interchangeable from the default rubber 2-incher. It is probably worth noting that there is no entry to the interior of the shorts while you're wearing them.
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- Discreet look/design
- Interchangeable o-ring
- Minimal
Size / Fit
I don't agree with the sizing. I'm 5'4" and 155lbs. (If you're following me, then you'll notice I've lost weight!) With jeans, shorts, and skirts, I can very comfortably, sometimes even loosely, wear a size 10. I purchased the large, which claims to accommodate a size 12. In the waist and hips, the boyshorts weren't bad - maybe a little tight, but not nearly as tight as the thighs. If my thighs needed to breathe, these shorts would have killed me. Yes, I'm being melodramatic.
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- Adjustable
- Can be worn under clothing
- Ill fitting
Performance
I do have to give credit where it is due. The straps seem sturdy and are easy to adjust. Removing and putting on the shorts is easy enough. Your average dildo will fit easily and securely. Sadly, as I have probably overstated, your average build person will not.
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- Uncomfortable
Care and Maintenance
I only wore the shorts for a little while, but still took them to the sink and washed them by hand. I was surprised to see black dye running down the drain. I guess this effect should decrease over time.
Storage is very easy, though, as the shorts fold up nicely. This is, of course, after the removal of your dildo.
Storage is very easy, though, as the shorts fold up nicely. This is, of course, after the removal of your dildo.
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- Fabric bleeds
Packaging
I really liked the packaging. It's formed similarly to a bag, but made from a thin-cardboard. This is a fairly minimal style of packaging, but can be used more than once to store the shorts assuming you aren't rough with it.
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- Good for storage
- Minimal
Follow-up commentary
I still don't like it
12 months after original review
We've given up on this harness. I can't even wear it for very long.
Maybe it will work for someone much skinnier. I should have him try it on!
Maybe it will work for someone much skinnier. I should have him try it on!
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Too bad - sounds like it would be a great idea to reduce chafing or if you wanted to be partially clothed with your partner.
I love the look of these but it sucks they are so tight