UR3 ballsy royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by StrapOnStud

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Do you like grape cough syrup?

If you can get past the fact that this toy is entirely too soft and extremely porous, then this could be the perfect dildo for you!
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Pros:
Realistic feel
Perfect size in length and width
Cons:
Too soft
Not good for harness use
Extremely porous
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Just by looking at this dildo in its packaging, you would probably "This looks GREAT". After opening it, all of that excitement just goes out the window. This is probably the worst type of dildo to have, especially if you're considering using it in a Harness.

The dildo comes in a clear packaging. Nothing fancy, just your typical plastic case. I highly recommend that you keep the packaging for storage. My first impression of the cock was that the smell of it just hit my nostrils with force. It wasn't a bad smell, which is always great. I ordered the purple one and it smelled like grape cough syrup. I was not a fan of this at all. The smell stayed on my hands after handling it for quite awhile. To this very day it still has the same smell, it's just not as strong.

After opening the packaging and dealing with the smell, I was ready to use it. Just holding it in my hands I could already tell that the cock was probably going to be too soft to actually fuck with. I decided to just try it out anyway. Even though it says this is O-ring compatible, in a harness this dildo is completely useless. The dildo just hung there. It looked rather sad if you ask me. Since this cock is UR3 which basically means it's porous, I recommend you use a condom on this toy if you plan on sharing. On the bright side of things, the cock did offer a lot of ridges on the shaft. This is supposed to create stimulation around the vaginal walls. It has a very realistic look and feel to it. The size is not too big and not too small. The dildo is 8 inches in length from the head of the penis to the bottom of the flared base, 7 inches are insertable. It is 5 3/4 inches in circumference and 1 3/4 inch in diameter. If this is your first time with a dildo, I think this would be a good start to work your way up.

During the use of this toy, there were lots of problems. The main problem was that it was just too darn soft. I had to literally hold this thing during most of the sex session because it would continuously slip out. It took some force to try and push it inside of my girlfriend. While trying to push it inside of her, the cock would fold up against itself. I had to stop, grab it, and try again. We had to do this numerous times. It was very time consuming and it was not a fun experience. The worst thing to have to worry about during sex is having to readjust yourself every 5 to 6 minutes. I would not recommend this for anal play. This toy is not firm enough to be inserted in a tight area. I can see this causing frustration and possibly being messy from all the lube needed for anal use.

Cleaning this toy is very difficult. Like I mentioned before the UR3 material that it is made of causes it to be extremely porous. This means it can be a bacteria playground, needless to say it is always important that you use condoms with this type of toy material. Clean thoroughly before and after each use with warm water and either a toy cleaner or antibacterial soap.
Experience
Finally, after some shifting and trying to find the right angle, I was finally able to insert the dildo inside of her. I assume from the moaning and slight groans, it was feeling very good. I still had to hold the toy with my hand to ensure that it would not slip out. Having a well lubed dildo and your hands covered in lube, is definitely a messy situation. There were times when I was able to get the dildo all the way inside her without my hand. I was able to get no more than 3 strokes in and out before it folded against itself again. This toy is not very hands-free friendly either. If you enjoy rough sex and want to use your hands during sex, this dildo is not the way to go!
Follow-up commentary
This dildo is still hiding in the back of my closet. There is nothing I can really do with it. It's entirely too flimsy for strap on sex, which it says it can be used for. I would only recommend it to beginners and maybe people who just want something cheap to try out.
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My UR3 ballsy royal tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal
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Comments
  • ? Amanda ?
    I like look of it, and oddly the sound of it. And your title... lmao! I love it! Thanks for the review.
  • Miss Madeline
    Helpful review. Thanks!
  • liilii080
    Mmm, I have a hard time getting past the smell! Yuck! Thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • kelaaa33wish
    No grape cough syrup for me, thanks on the good review.
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