Wonder woman review

The Wonder Woman harness is the first dildo harness I have played with. Still, I can confidently say that it deserves a 5 star rating.

The workmanship on this harness is impeccable. It shares the same pattern as the Prince and Bionic harnesses. Built to last, it has riveted joints and metal buckles for durable, positive, slip-proof adjustments. Designed to fit real people, the waistband adjusts from 28” to 42”.

Taking it out of the box, I tried it on to see how it fit. It could work in a pinch, but clearly this harness was not designed to fit guys. It's designed for women, and that's where it shines. On a girl, it's sexy, sturdy and built for fun. The pictures of the mannequin wearing it don't do it justice – it's an order of magnitude sexier in real life.

Looks are important, but function more so, and the Wonder Woman delivers both. The vinyl is waterproof and easy to clean. Wonder Woman sports a removable O-ring so you can get one a little smaller (which you might want for a small dildo- while the Luxury we tried was securely attached, it was a bit loose), or bigger. One thing we noticed was the stitching around the hole in the front - we didn't have a problem, but it might chafe if you shave down there. A bit of tape over the stitching should stop any problem, though.

As J. suited up, I was pleased to see that the harness rode nice and low, placing the dildo base over her clit. Good for her, and good for me too – not only will she feel it more, a lower dildo position increases the length of her thrusts. We also appreciated the through-hole at the O-ring – perfect if you have a double dildo like the Nexus or Share, but also useful if you have two harness-compatible dildos – just put one facing in and one facing out for double the fun.

Unfortunately, we weren't able to make our other dildo, a realistic Hank, fit well in the Wonder Woman. The balls got in the way of the lower O-ring snap. We were able to feed it through from underneath, with the dildo base resting directly against the vulva, but that was less secure. You may need to be a little careful about what dildos you buy to use with the Wonder Woman. I would also like to see a more complete instruction manual. While it has information on harness care, if you're not familiar with harnesses it can take a while to figure out how everything goes together.

So I will leave you, me lying on the bed nude, legs in the air, with J. walking in the door in the Wonder Woman, dildo jutting out proudly, a superhero on a mission to banish bedroom boredom. She comes towards me and – fade to black. You have to take it from here and make your own fantasy, then make it happen.