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I probably wouldn't buy this item. If it had been more rigid, I would have been far more happy with it. Instead, it's like a really big semi-hard penis. It felt a little weird and squishy at times. It might have been interesting if it had been a vibrator cover, too, but as it stands, it just wasn't exciting.

I would worry, if using it as a strap-on, that it'd be hard to get into wherever it's being pushed because it's so wobbly, but I don't have experience in that area.
Published:
Pros:
Girth/length
Easy to grip
Cons:
It's just too wobbly
Some care required
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

I used this with my partner with a condom. We did not use the harness attachment. I was leery of using it because of the care involved - the material is porous, and you have to keep it in a bag and use talcum powder so it doesn't get sticky. Also, the realistic veins and such make it a little less-simple to clean. It was not long enough to bump my cervix, which was nice! It was, however, a little more wobbly than I expected, not really firm. A sort of jelly-like consistency, which I'm told made putting the condom on kind of difficult.
    • Couples
    • Gender play

Material / Texture

My first impression was that it smells bizarre - I think that's the talcum powder. The smell stayed on my SO's hands after a fairly long time, he ended up scrubbing with soap to get it off. Touch wise, it feels bizarre. Imagine if one of those sticky hands from a capsule machine was penis-shaped and powdered so it wasn't as sticky. That's what it feels like. I would have preferred something more rigid, personally. I'd like to again state this was my first experience with any non-plastic vibrator toys! I didn't put it in my mouth, I can't imagine that would have been pleasant.

I wouldn't suggest using this for anal for a beginner - it's pretty thick.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I get that it's supposed to look realistic, and the added testicles were actually kind of nice, grip-wise. I could have done without the simulated veins and penis head - after all, once it was in use I couldn't see them, and they made it harder to clean. The size was perfect for me - not too small and not too long. I think it would be all right for average users. It does look pretty realistic, as far as the penis section. The testicles, not so much.

Discretion-wise, it's pretty big. You also need to keep it in a bag. I would imagine they'd know exactly what it is if it's in your carry-on.
    • Realistic

Performance

I liked the size. I did not like the smell at all! Also, if it's not being used with a harness there's an open hole in the back, which complicated cleaning. We did not use the harness it's made for. The hole seemed pretty solid, though, not and likely to fall apart.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

The directions say to clean it with antibacterial soap and to always use a condom because of the porous material. That's a deal-breaker for me, condoms already cost us too much. We use Magnums and I think getting a normal one on there would have been really hard because of the lack of rigidity. After use, it needs to be patted dry and put back in its own bag. Talcum powder is included, too, and I put some on so it won't get all stuck to the plastic bag it came in.

Because of the material, you also can only use water-based lubricants, or the material can get corroded.

Packaging

It comes in a box roughly the size of two envelope boxes. The instructions are included and easy to follow. The box can be used for storage (it's pretty sturdy), but only if you're not concerned with discretion!
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
Our second try was the last one - we tried it as a toy rather than in a harness, but found the consistence to be too jelly-like for decent penetration.
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