Realistic dildo discontinued
by Blush Novelties

Floppy Monster

Due to how big and floppy this dildo is with a suction cup that isn't very good, it makes this toy a lot harder to use than it needs to be. Although it can be used with silicone based lube, it's easy to take care of and would be pretty enjoyable for size queens I just can't recommend this toy.
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Pros
Good material for the price, Can be used with silicone based lube
Cons
Too floppy, Suction cup, Too big for most users
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This dildo is really hard to use in most situations. It has a lot of girth and decently long. At the same time, it isn't as rigged as it needs to be. When you try to insert it bends, but once you get it worked into you its a lot easier. After I can insert it I try to stick it to the toilet or some other surface to ride. This might work better if it was more rigged and wasn't as floppy or even if it had a decent suction cup. As it is you can only ride it for so long before it bends and flops out of you or the suction cup loses suction.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bathroom
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

It is made of TPR and has that common smell you get with this kind of material. It is flexible and can be squeezed a fair amount. It is smooth to the touch but does not feel very realistic it feels really rubbery. I would say this is a pretty good material for beginners, it's not hard to take care of and is probably one of the best materials you can get at this price point.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

It is just too flexible for the size of toy it is. The size of this is a pretty big downside as well I don't think most people would enjoy a toy this size for anal use anyway. The suction cup looks unevenly cut which is probably why it doesn't work as well as it should. I wouldn't say it looks realistic, but it was sculpted to look like a real penis so it's as real as it can look with the material used.
    • Advanced

Performance

I went over this in other parts but I don't feel it performs very well. I will say once you are able to get it in a position to use it feels pretty good if you enjoy the feel of bigger toys. As far as being harness compatible I'm not for sure but I feel like it could work in a harness the problem would be how flexible it is. Even if you can put it in a harness I don't think it would be a practical choice just because of how hard I could see it being to control.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

TPR is very easy to take care of just have to wash it with soap and water. Eden Fantasys recommends using condoms with this material because it's somewhat porous and it can not be disinfected by boiling. This material can be used with both water based and silicone based lube. I just read that it can be used with silicone based lube on Eden's rating of the material I didn't know that before but I would consider that to be a plus for the material. I store this toy in the package it came in.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

It comes in a clam shell plastic package that is good for storing it in. For me, Eden sent this in one of those white padded envelopes so It didn't come very discrete that way due to the shape of the package. So if you plan to order this I would order it with other things so it all gets sent in a box.
    • Good for storage
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Sorry the suction didn't work and the toy was too floppy.
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