For First Time Harness User
So, you want a completely easy harness. Like a multitool, it is just full of little helpful things.
My ultimate compliment, if I was to design a harness, this would be the result. There is not one aspect I would change. Wow, did I really just say that? I thought finding a perfect product was impossible.....
My ultimate compliment, if I was to design a harness, this would be the result. There is not one aspect I would change. Wow, did I really just say that? I thought finding a perfect product was impossible.....
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Pros
Easy to put on
Easy to use
Easy to clean
It's just easy
Easy to use
Easy to clean
It's just easy
Cons
Price... maybe. It is expensive for a pair of panties, but not for a good harness.
So, how do you review your first harness? Have you ever looked at a traditional multi strap harness right out of the box? Talk about intimidating... All the straps, all the adjustments, which strap goes where?
Well, I am here to testify that there is a better way! Enter the Spareparts Joque! Super easy! Wear it anywhere! Put it on in seconds! Easily adjust it!
First off, right out of the box, this thing is nice. An excellent little storage bag opens up to reveal a beautiful pin and black pair of adjustable panties with a kick: soft silky materials, the kind that just look comfortable before you ever touch them.
Ok, time to try it on. First thought: "Uhoh, what goes where?" followed closely by, "OHH... they just slip on like panties." Now it is time to adjust them (the part I dread), but, wait, someone had a rational thought (I know it is unlikely), but here it is: Velcro. Yes, the magic of NASA now used for pleasure. Simply release the Velcro--if you don't know how, you are too young! Pull to the desired tightness and reapply the Velcro. Amazingly simple! And this can be done to readjust, right in the middle of play, with only a moments interruption.
Now for the fun, pick out your favorite toy for your girl or guy. It will accommodate almost any toy: flared base, balls, even the special doubles (Feeldoe, Share, Etc) slide it through the stretchy oring and you're ready. Ok, for what are those pockets inside it? Spare change maybe? Nooooo... those two, one above and below are for bullet vibes.
Now go have fun, get wild! From the front, from behind, standing up, upside down, it stays in place.
But....ohh no, now you are done, but you managed to get lube and bodily fluids all over the pretty pink front (if you are lucky). What to do, what to do? Oh wait, it is machine washable!
Can you tell that we like it? Very rarely do I find a product that has no flaws, but so far this one has been outstanding.
P.S. Have her wear them out to dinner and dancing, or out shopping. You will know they are there, and she will feel them on. If that doesn't heighten your excitement, try Spanish fly.....
Well, I am here to testify that there is a better way! Enter the Spareparts Joque! Super easy! Wear it anywhere! Put it on in seconds! Easily adjust it!
First off, right out of the box, this thing is nice. An excellent little storage bag opens up to reveal a beautiful pin and black pair of adjustable panties with a kick: soft silky materials, the kind that just look comfortable before you ever touch them.
Ok, time to try it on. First thought: "Uhoh, what goes where?" followed closely by, "OHH... they just slip on like panties." Now it is time to adjust them (the part I dread), but, wait, someone had a rational thought (I know it is unlikely), but here it is: Velcro. Yes, the magic of NASA now used for pleasure. Simply release the Velcro--if you don't know how, you are too young! Pull to the desired tightness and reapply the Velcro. Amazingly simple! And this can be done to readjust, right in the middle of play, with only a moments interruption.
Now for the fun, pick out your favorite toy for your girl or guy. It will accommodate almost any toy: flared base, balls, even the special doubles (Feeldoe, Share, Etc) slide it through the stretchy oring and you're ready. Ok, for what are those pockets inside it? Spare change maybe? Nooooo... those two, one above and below are for bullet vibes.
Now go have fun, get wild! From the front, from behind, standing up, upside down, it stays in place.
But....ohh no, now you are done, but you managed to get lube and bodily fluids all over the pretty pink front (if you are lucky). What to do, what to do? Oh wait, it is machine washable!
Can you tell that we like it? Very rarely do I find a product that has no flaws, but so far this one has been outstanding.
P.S. Have her wear them out to dinner and dancing, or out shopping. You will know they are there, and she will feel them on. If that doesn't heighten your excitement, try Spanish fly.....
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This is one of my wife's favorite harnesses, too. She loves the comfort, that it's so quick/simple to use, and that it holds almost any toy (and very securely).
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