Goodbye, Teddy Bear

A great toy for beginners and those who like the plusher side of life. Flexible and super soft, get ready for a dong with diversity that stands out from other dildos. This toy is G-spot attention and flexibility on a budget, and while high maintenance, will show you it's soft side and you won't regret the purchase.
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Pros:
Bendable, Flexible, Soft, Velvety, Not pricey
Cons:
Color choices, Material is porous
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is a big softie and loves to be manipulated, used, and abused. The material is plush, the base flexible, and it can be used in ways that are most pleasurable.

Waterproof? Check! Take it in the shower with you if you please and have fun with the sensation of warm water heating it up to skin temperature and giving you realism in lilac or pink-colored-goodness.

Harness compatible? Check! Use it with a partner, as it's O-ring compatible and you can rock your (or his/her) way to an orgasm with a dildo that feels sensationally real. You could probably even use this as a pack and play. No awkward, "Excuse me while I get my OTHER dick," moments for you, gender queers.

Anal safe? Check! The balls on this toy will keep it from escaping your grasp and winding up somewhere extremely embarrassing, so feel free to take that route. (But use a condom. More on this later.)

Bendable/Flexible? Check! Need I say more?


  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

So, I'm a fan of plush toys and this is by far the softest I've ever felt. It's almost Mr. Limpy-esque with enough give to be insertable and pleasurable, if that makes any sense at all to some of you.

If not, well, uh.. it's soft. Really soft.

When unpackaging this, there was no overbearing odor at all, just a light plastic scent that isn't bothersome and has gone away with some time. However, there is a light coat of something powdery all over the base and it'll come off on your hands at first until you wash it. I'm guessing that this is because the material is Futurotic and it's suggested to put corn starch on these toys so they don't get too sticky. Well, I stay the heck away from corn starch, so no powder for me on my toy. I just rinsed it off and went on about my way.

The texture is definitely okay for beginners, because the softer materials are better while a beginner gets used to a dildo. Cervix bruising isn't fun and can happen more easily than one would think. I'd definitely recommend this to someone who's just starting out. For me personally, I like things a bit rough so I go for softer toys in general.



However, as far as the material safety goes.. beginners would have to heed cleansing methods extremely well because the material is porous as all get out and harbors bacteria like nobody's business. Pores soak up bacteria and it can breed inside of the toy. As you all know, that's no good, so be sure to clean before and after uses with warm soapy water.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

If you were Goldilocks, this dildo would be the ultimate "Juuuust right." At a minimal 6'' inches insertable and 7 1/4'' in all, it may not be a size bust but it certainly gets the job done. It also isn't all that big around at just 1 5/8'' in diameter.

What Flexi lacks in size, it makes up for in the fact that it can bend into a curly-q or U shape at your disposal, whenever you wish. This means great G-spot sensations, as well as P-spot, or if you just think it's pretty cool to look at. There's a very light popping sound with every time you move the dildo into your desired shape.

This toy definitely looks and feels pretty realistic, despite the color and large veins on the shaft. The veins are more for texture, though they aren't overbearing because of the plushness of the toy. I really like the design of the toy overall, it's kind of the lower end Silky



Before I had even used the toy, a few holes, similar to what you'd find in dough if you haven't kneaded it enough, formed in the bottom of my toy. I haven't really been concerned about them, though it's a little annoying that before I even used it, it showed signs of wear.

This is definitely not a discreet toy, so I wouldn't recommend folding it and sticking it in your purse (though it may be tempting,) for an outing unless you're wearing it underneath your clothes or putting it in checked baggage for a flight.

The bottom has inscribed into the material "Swedish Erotica." Maybe it's some kind of riddle? :P

    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play

Performance

Dildos are great for simplicity, but this toy takes simple and adds a few cherries on top. I love that it curves to fit your body and the zones you want pleasured. One of the best aspects is that it's also harness compatible, though I've had just a small issue with it staying in shape for extended periods of time. (30+ minutes)

It's comfortable and the texture isn't so much that it's going to become uncomfortable after a long while.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

We have a bit of a prince/princess on our hands with this one due to it's porous nature. I hesitate to call it high maintenance, but for someone who would rather just wipe it down and be done, it definitely would be. This toy requires washing before and after uses with warm water and antibacterial soap to prevent any bacteria from making a home inside of your bendable buddy. When it comes to sharing your toy with a partner, it's possible, but you're going to need to use a condom (especially anally) just in case. I also put a bit of extra effort into my cleaning because of all the veins on the toy and getting in between them is a bit of a hassle.

This toy doesn't play well with others and needs to be stored away from other toys as well as other materials. Dyes rub off easily onto the surface, as it's a sensitive material and absorbs them easily. Sometimes, when you store toys together, their materials will sort of melt onto one another, and at that point, you've pretty much ruined partially the surface of your toy and it doesn't ever look the same. A sad situation, indeed, so just store it away from the rest of your collection to be safe.

As far as lubes go, this cannot be used with anything but water based. That's the case with most toys containing any silicone, but oil based lubes can destroy the material of this toy, as well.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging is a simple plastic case and really only has one informative mantra; "It feels like the real thing!" And while that may be the case, I could stand with a little more information about the toy itself. There's a woman pictured on the front in fishnet and a picture of the dong bending slightly, but nothing really about the toy itself or its properties.



On the back: "Designed for sensuality, versatility and realism, this soft textured dong is made of life-like Futurotic material for an incredible experience."



This statement is true enough, so I'll give them that.

If you don't have anything else to store this toy separately in, the packaging could work. It's just a plastic case, but will keep the toy safe from other toys or dyes that may damage it.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I really love using this with my partner both in a harness and solo. I got this as a replacement for my Silky until the new one comes, and it works pretty well and I really like it. I guess I'm just a sucker for softer toys because there's not much harm with them hurting me or being too much. If any of you love softer toys for that reason, please comment, because most of the users I've come across prefer glass or wood.
Follow-up commentary
I still absolutely adore this dildo, probably always will. You don't find many soft toys, as most users prefer firm silicone. The material could be a bit easier for me to take care of, but how well it suites what I look for in a toy makes up for the extra cleaning needed. I love how plush the material is overall and haven't found a dildo this soft anywhere else, and the fact that it's bendable to hit my G-Spot just right makes the price more than justified.
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  • curious kitten
    curious kitten  
    Not for me, but very informative and detailed review; nice job.
  • J Peach
    J Peach  
    I think I'm going to save up and get this, HannahPandaaaaa.
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    It's given me the most mind blowing orgasm I've ever experienced.
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    chantalgiardina  
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    travelnurse  
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    gloomybear  
    thanx for the review!
  • Owl
    Owl  
    terrific review!
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    Thanks for the great review!
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    KinkyNicki92  
    Thanks for the review
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