Goodfella - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by tA

This toy is very versatile - whether you're looking for a gentleman to woo you tender, or a rough one-night stand, the Goodfella will stand at attention and give you his all. You can pretty much use this toy in any way - it's a very good 'all around' toy that isn't limited by who's using it on who or how it's being put to work.

The material is made out of single-color silicone, which means that it's 100% sterilizable and won't harbor bacteria or odors. Its texture is flesh-like, and soft, while the hardness is firm enough to squeeze but forgiving enough that it won't hurt you. It's also safe to leave inside yourself for long periods of time due to being silicone.

It looks, and feels, very much like a real penis - this toy seems to be 'cored', which means it has a harder center and a softer outside for more realistic sensations. It's soft and pliable and very forgiving, while still giving enough substance to be usable in pretty much any situation. This good fella is familiar and the design has important details like the glans and veins and perhaps more importantly, balls ( which are hard to find on products that are usable with harnesses). None of the features are over-exaggerated, which lends itself well to the modest 'real' tone. This model is also 'cut'.

The base is good for both gripping and harness-play. If you'd like to use it with o-rings, I suggest rubber instead of metal, since metal is more likely to dent or tear the material, and it would be hard to slide the ring over the balls or the base.

I also very much enjoy the balls on this toy. Usually, they don't look that great and usually put me off, but these were pleasant. While some harness toys don't have them, the pair on this fella is nice because they're nice and firm and give that good 'slap' against you when thrusting. It's good for clit stimulation as well as adding to the over-all tone of realism. If you really want to try something new and are able to stretch enough, you can also insert the balls inside yourself for extra 'filling' sensations.


As far as usage goes, if you're absolutely new to toys and have your eye on this, I would suggest working up with something a tad smaller first. This is the size of an average penis and if you try to jump from nothing to this, you'll have the potential to hurt yourself.

For those who are used to insertion but would like something more realistic, this toy is a very good one for you. The shaft tapers so it's slightly larger at the base, so you can get used to a somewhat wider girth as you move down the toy.

For advanced users, it's still a friendly and enjoyable toy. It's good for extended sessions or quickies, or ones where you aren't looking for something overly complicated.

Vaginally, it's a good thrusting toy, as well as riding - you can use the base to tie it to a chair and have at it, or hold on to it and thrust into yourself. The ridge of the head is good for g-spot stimulation, though the length at 6 3/4ths is a bit long for ladies with a shallower canal.

Anally, you can do the same things with it as you would vaginally. It seems like it would be good for prostate stim, as well as pegging if your lady would like to have a go at you. It offers good stimulation for rear entry and has a flared base to keep it from getting lost.

For oral use, it's a good toy to practice on. It tapers nicely and has a blunt head so it won't stab the back of your throat while the curve lends itself well to deep-throating if you hold it upside-down. It's a good 'training' toy for this aspect, if you'd like to learn to deep-throat on something, or if you just want to practice. You should be sure to watch your teeth, however - it's very easy to both leave teeth marks and nick this dildo.

If you'd like to pack, this is a good one for 'hard' packing. I've tried to use it as an 'all day' packer and the bulge is just a little too noticeable to pull off without it looking like you have half-a-hard-on.

This toy is made out of silicone - which means you should NOT use silicone-based lubes with it, or store it with other silicone toys. Silicone lube will degrade and eventually eat away at the toy, which will render it unusable, and storing it with other silicone toys can lead to the same thing. It's best to store it in a fabric bag in a dry place, away from any colors that can bleed onto it as it will pick them up and keep them. If you don't want it to pick up lint and don't have a special container for it, you should coat it with a thin layer of cornstarch, which washes off. This is very much a penis-shaped toy, so make sure to hide it if you don't want people knowing what you do in your spare time.

You'll want to use a condom on it if you're going to be using it with more than one person, or more than one hole in a session, and clean it between each use. To clean it, you can use toy wipes, boil it for 3 minutes ( longer if you'd like ), or you can throw it in the dish washer for a cycle. You shouldn't use soap and water with it to avoid residue and the irritation that can come with it.

When I received this, it was in a clear plastic package that conformed to it. It's not very discreet, but it is fairly informative ( it has instructions on cleaning, etc ) and you can store it in the same package it came in, if you wish to. It's also recyclable.

He's a good long-term toy. I've branched out into more interesting designs now, but every once in a while I'll pull it out and give him a good ride because his design is something I'm still very fond of. Also, I mentioned earlier that teeth are a nono with this boy - I wasn't kidding. I've accidentally bitten a couple gashes in mine, so please be careful.

If you do happen to dent it, it's possible to work the marks out by rubbing the back of a fingernail over the indentations - don't push too hard however or you'll just make it worse.

Once mine finally kicks the bucket, I'll be buying myself a new one, especially for harness-play.

I've been able to use this both solo and with other people. I've found that, alone, it's very good for a quickie or extended play; the texture isn't enough to rub you raw but it is enough for constant stimulation. I find that it feels best when used as if it was in a 'missionary' position, curve up, rather than any other way because it's easier to get g-spot stim.

With partners, I've found that this is VERY good for both anal and vaginal sex, both giving and receiving. It looks great from the 'giver' point of view because it's so realistic and, from the 'receiver' point of view, even better because it does well to mimic the real thing. Even giving and receiving blowjobs with this has been a sexy experience.

I asked my partner and they said that one of the best positions, vaginally, was to lift her up to give it a better angle for g-spot stimulation. Legs around my waist, and lower back on my knees. It offerred harder and better controlled thrusting.

Anally, it's hard to get in and keep in, but otherwise perfect.