He's a Big Boy
Johnny is great for anyone, especially transmales. He's a delightfully realistic, squeezable, and feels real all over! He won't disappoint, but please, warm up your partners.Published: April 6, 2009
Pros:
Life like, great detail, and bendable.
Cons:
He's big, which can be hard for some partners.
Johnny is a bit personal for me, since he's the first realistic dildo I have ever purchased, and I am a transmale. So, he is essentially my penis. If I was born physically a male, I'd definitely want Johnny to be MY biological cock! He's intimidating to some, makes other's mouths water, and is as real as it gets. He can bend and flex, his "skin" is able to be smoothed over and the indentations on him are divine. His balls are not all that pliable, but they feel great hitting against my partners (according to them!). He is big, at 2 inches around and six inches long, and even some of the more experienced blowjobbers find him hard to take down.
He's for serious play, and I'd suggest some SERIOUS warm up on your partner before taking him for a ride. Only one of my partners can take him, I opt for the smaller dildo provided in the Make Me Blush harness kit (I reviewed that as well!) for my other partner in my triad. He warms to your body temperature, and that was what shocked me first. I knew silicone was great, but I never believed it! His wrinkles, dimples, and veins all add to the realness, and with your eyes closed, or even open, it feels like the real thing. His head is one of the more impressive features to me, it was a noticeable frenum and flares beautifully. There is even a small slit dot on the tip!
If you need something longer, go for the Outlaw or Lonestar. However, I think most size queens will be happy with this toy, and if you're a (Switch)Top transguy, you will be happy with this dildo for your play. It's easy, pretty affordable, and will fit any harness that has interchangeable rings. A 2 inch D-Ring will fit, and make sure your harness is compatible. Eden Fantasys has a listing below of compatible harnesses, so it makes shopping easier.
He's for serious play, and I'd suggest some SERIOUS warm up on your partner before taking him for a ride. Only one of my partners can take him, I opt for the smaller dildo provided in the Make Me Blush harness kit (I reviewed that as well!) for my other partner in my triad. He warms to your body temperature, and that was what shocked me first. I knew silicone was great, but I never believed it! His wrinkles, dimples, and veins all add to the realness, and with your eyes closed, or even open, it feels like the real thing. His head is one of the more impressive features to me, it was a noticeable frenum and flares beautifully. There is even a small slit dot on the tip!
If you need something longer, go for the Outlaw or Lonestar. However, I think most size queens will be happy with this toy, and if you're a (Switch)Top transguy, you will be happy with this dildo for your play. It's easy, pretty affordable, and will fit any harness that has interchangeable rings. A 2 inch D-Ring will fit, and make sure your harness is compatible. Eden Fantasys has a listing below of compatible harnesses, so it makes shopping easier.
Experience
Warm up your partner thoroughly before using Johnny. Your partner, even most experienced ones, will appreciate it. He definitely feels real on the receiving end, and my personal turn on is giving a little slap on the chin to my partners when receiving oral, and it looks so real with Johnny. It's like I'd never been born without a dick!
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Why Are Dildos So Large Compared To Actual Penises?
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I don't understand why model penises or dildos are so large compared to dicks in real life.
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Maybe it's because there's no reason to restrict them to the usual dimensions of real life. If there's a demand for big toys (and clearly there is) why not make them?
Personally, I like variety. While I wouldn't really want to date a guy who had a penis as big as my biggest dildo, it sure is fun to play with something that size every once and a while.
Not all toys are unreasonably large, either. One of my all-time favorite dildos is the O2 Mark, and it happens to be the same size of my boyfriend's penis.
Lots of toys are made with smaller-than-average dimensions as well. It's a whole spectrum, you can't just focus on the huge toys and think that's all there is out there. Some people like big ones, some people don't, and there's no reason not to indulge the desire for a pornstar-sized wang now and again if one falls into the former category. -
They don't need to be natural size or natural shape, so the imagination is free to roam. If you want to try something absurdly large then you can go ahead and give it a go, or if you want something that is bumpy in just the right places you can try that, too.
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Would Johnny make me and my gf feel full?
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Mary ZHi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full? -
JoannaJQuote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?Johnny is a big toy, but not crazy-massive huge, so it might be a good one to start your explorations with! -
BiancaBiQuote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?Johnny is probably the largest I've bought from here. And it felt very filling to me. I only use it occasionally because it feels very large to me.
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Nice review! When you say his skin can be smoothed over, do you mean that his skin moves like real skin?
The skin can be smoothed over in that, when you run a finger over the wrinkles it "bends" like when you run your thumb over an area of skin on yourself.
I can't wait to get him. This is definitely my cock. Great review.
Personally, I wish that they would have done something with the coloring, since its shape is so fucking perfect (excuse my language).
Fantastic review1
thanks for the review
Thank you!
Thanks for the review!
Thanks so much for the review!