Johnny - sex toy by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by bodymodboy

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He's a Big Boy

Johnny is great for anyone, especially transmales. He's a delightfully realistic, squeezable, and feels real all over! He won't disappoint, but please, warm up your partners.
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Pros:
Life like, great detail, and bendable.
Cons:
He's big, which can be hard for some partners.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Johnny is a bit personal for me, since he's the first realistic dildo I have ever purchased, and I am a transmale. So, he is essentially my penis. If I was born physically a male, I'd definitely want Johnny to be MY biological cock! He's intimidating to some, makes other's mouths water, and is as real as it gets. He can bend and flex, his "skin" is able to be smoothed over and the indentations on him are divine. His balls are not all that pliable, but they feel great hitting against my partners (according to them!). He is big, at 2 inches around and six inches long, and even some of the more experienced blowjobbers find him hard to take down.

He's for serious play, and I'd suggest some SERIOUS warm up on your partner before taking him for a ride. Only one of my partners can take him, I opt for the smaller dildo provided in the Make Me Blush harness kit (I reviewed that as well!) for my other partner in my triad. He warms to your body temperature, and that was what shocked me first. I knew silicone was great, but I never believed it! His wrinkles, dimples, and veins all add to the realness, and with your eyes closed, or even open, it feels like the real thing. His head is one of the more impressive features to me, it was a noticeable frenum and flares beautifully. There is even a small slit dot on the tip!

If you need something longer, go for the Outlaw or Lonestar. However, I think most size queens will be happy with this toy, and if you're a (Switch)Top transguy, you will be happy with this dildo for your play. It's easy, pretty affordable, and will fit any harness that has interchangeable rings. A 2 inch D-Ring will fit, and make sure your harness is compatible. Eden Fantasys has a listing below of compatible harnesses, so it makes shopping easier.
Experience
Warm up your partner thoroughly before using Johnny. Your partner, even most experienced ones, will appreciate it. He definitely feels real on the receiving end, and my personal turn on is giving a little slap on the chin to my partners when receiving oral, and it looks so real with Johnny. It's like I'd never been born without a dick!
Follow-up commentary
Johnny was my first ever purchase from Eden, and he is still tucked away in the Divine box I bought alongside with it. He is definitely a treasure and has stood the test of time for over two years with much tender care and maintenance.
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Comments
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    Nice review! When you say his skin can be smoothed over, do you mean that his skin moves like real skin?
  • bodymodboy
    bodymodboy  
    The skin can be smoothed over in that, when you run a finger over the wrinkles it "bends" like when you run your thumb over an area of skin on yourself.
  • Sir
    Sir  
    I can't wait to get him. This is definitely my cock. Great review.

    Personally, I wish that they would have done something with the coloring, since its shape is so fucking perfect (excuse my language).
  • Nobodygirl
    Nobodygirl  
    Fantastic review1
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Thank you!
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Neurogasm
    Neurogasm  
    Thanks so much for the review!
  • pixxie87
    pixxie87  
    great review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    His size is completely fine with me
  • richsam
    richsam  
    thanks for the review
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