Hottie - dildo by Happy Valley - review by Robin Goodfellow

All fun and no frills. This semi-realistic dildo is ideal for strap-on play. Which is our favorite way to use it. It's petite base is always out of the way when playing rough, but plenty robust to make it easy to wield in the heat of the moment. Concurrently the base is ample enough to make it anally safe. It has a nice gentle curve to it, which is a huge benefit as it matches the shape of your body and helps hit those special spots. It also makes positioning easier because people don't fit like lego's, even the most chiseled body is comprised of curves. So curve is good. It's head is subdued but present. It can make you peep as it pops in, but serves as a good guide for thrusting, and is a worth a cheer when raking a G or P spot. At 7 inches long and 1 1/2 wide its pretty middle of the road. A perfect size for intermediate users, and enjoyable for a relaxed veteran or an adventurous newbie.


It's 100% Silicone, odorless, and tasteless. Its a medium firm density, but that shouldn't scare people away. I always prefer the softer side but enjoy this, as its firmness is relenting and ergonomic with a little bit of squeeze to it. Which is aided by its hollow base; It has a two tiered deep-set vibrating bullet chamber in its base. The initial hole is more of a cavity, about the girth of and half the length of a film canister, after which you'll find your small typical bullet size receptacle. Its a unique array of molten colors melded together; A flamed bronze with iron streaks. Hottie's skin is a very smooth, yet slightly velvety, matte texture that provides an enduring and consistent glide with your favorite water based lube.


Overall, This is my new go-to "normal" phallic Dildo. I'm not into realism, but the head of the Hottie is more utilitarian than it is about imitation. The color choice makes this apparent. Of which, I really like the unique and fun color this came in. It worked like a champion in our Aslan harness and is easy to clean. Just throw it in boiling water or the dishwasher. It isn't a G/P spot specific destroyer, and its vibes are on the mellow side, but she and I were both pleasured by it plenty. It's just a fun little bit of everything, and something about it is just very good looking, comforting, and warm.. Kinda like my girlfriend. And so they call it the Hottie.


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Includes a Bullet of reasonable quality.