Vamp - realistic strap-on dildo discontinued by Tantus - review by DirtyGeisha

I'm not a Twilight fan. I do however like shiny things. I saw this and despite it's sparkly vampire selling point, I had to have it.

I used this toy while tweeting. Yup, I've tweeted sex toy usage play by play. Oddly enough one of my followers read me the "instructions" a laugh riot ensued! I'm not one to usually use these types of toys on myself as I prefer to have a little kick to my toys. Usually I stay away from insertable toys. But, this toy is nice. Not too ridiculous in size and squeezes nicely into a tight fit.
This toy unlike other dildos I have used works more the way an actual penis would. I can't explain without getting personal so, I left it out the first time but, here goes. Most other dildos cause me to bleed, even if I use a lot of lube. The Vamp however did not. It seemed to work just fine with my natural wetness, which is rare. Oddly enough when I added lube later The Vamp did not want to stay in my hands! It's more conductive to being used while sitting down without worry of hitting an awkward angle. Which happens a lot if you are sitting down, which is why clit stimulators are preferred.

Do not pass up this beauty though! It's flexible but not ridiculously so that it's unusable.

Second time out I took it a little more seriously. Not much, I took it outside.
It's really nice for quickies when you just have to have that orgasm. Though I do highly recommend some type of lube. Although just a little bit, I used too much with my girl (she's the Cullen fan) and it kept falling out and in general seemed mad, jealousy issues maybe? I used one that is strawberry flavored.

This toy was definitely better when it was a solo session.

The material is nice and kind of has it's own slickness. It's firm but not too firm, slightly firm than your average man. Though maybe vampires are slightly firmer. I'm not entirely sure.

I don't think this toy was ever supposed to be realistic. Although the design in very nice, it's perfectly shaped (for me anyhow) It looks lovely atop my all white wall unit. Yes, it's so pretty I display it like art. It's great for popping in your messenger bag.

It is harness compatible, I used it with a harness the second time. It prefers to be the only toy in use at anytime.

It's easy to wash and I hate to admit but I've used dish soap to clean my Vamp. As I've said I display my Vamp in my wall unit the shelf over my television, in front of my comic books.