Fleece lined dildo harness - g-string harness discontinued by Spartacus - review by ~*Andy Boi*~

This fleece lined harness is better off just being a regular harness, seeing that no dildos (no matter if they have a flat base, balls, or no base at all), will work and remain fleece lined.

The harness looks GREAT!! But when it comes time to put a dildo in it, you'll quickly realize that it may look great on the outside, but is not so great when you have to put it to "work".

First off in order to put a dildo in it, you have to take off the fleece lining patch, which is just basically a small square of what looks like long dark black pubes; but its actually fleece when you feel it. Now that's not the bad part, taking it off is fairly easy (its just 4 snapping rivets). However once the dildo is placed in the harness, you are no longer able to use the backing. The rivets are not spread out far enough for the lining piece to go back on, and there is no give within the lining piece to stretch it around the backing of your dildo. I have tried 4 types and 0 have worked!

Type 1: A dildo that is, part of another set, in which the harness no longer fits me, about 1 and a half inches around. It was bought as a set, (but thanks to the box not saying it was meant for the size of the model, and not for normal people) it does not fit. So I get this dildo in, it has a flat round back to hold it in. I get this one in, and it fits perfectly through the hole, not loose or too tight or anything. However, come time to put the fleece back on, it might as well have been hopeless, because 1/2 of the rivets were covered by the backing itself. We did our thing regardless without the backing, and it still worked excellent though.

Type 2: This was a dildo I got several years ago, made by Hustler, it was a glow-in-the-dark dildo, with balls, and was also about 1 and 3/4 inches around. So this one has fit many harnesses before without any issue. Well now it comes its test of glory. I get it ready to go into the harness and slide it in easily again (kinda snug but not too tight, and no where near ripping it either), and then time for the backing, this yet again failed! The backing wouldn't go on, so yet again, we did our thing with no lining. However, in this situation, the balls started to fall out forward, as there was no "give" for the dildo to move up or down with my girlfriend. So we haven't tried it again, but may try it later on the road with a cock ring inside to see if that has any effect.

Type 3: A brand new dildo we bought for her birthday, veins and all, and no backing what-so-ever. We got a brand new dildo, without any backing, in hopes we could use it for her birthday! We got home after a long night out on the town ready and in the mood, get the harness out of our bag, and get the dildo fresh out of the package, put a condom on it (this is a tip for those frequent toy users, its easier then cleaning it every time and more convenient then buying cleaner and washing it every time if you just wrap it up like a normal penis!), then comes time for it get put together! Success!!! We can put the fleece lined backing on it, cause well there is no backing on it to begin with. But don't jump into the water without seeing how deep it is, cause although we got the backing on, remember how I said it had no give? Well it got pushed right out as soon as the harness was even half way on! Needless to say we were not able to use the harness with that dildo, and so instead we just used the dildo via our hands rather then harness

Type 4: Our last attempt! A suction cup style dildo... what can go wrong? It's a bit smaller than the flat round back one, and there are no balls making the base "big". Well I'm sure you know the routine by now, so we get it in, and go to put the backing on, and yet again, having no give on the lining ruins the fleece idea again! The rivets all showed, everything was going to be good, except for the backing couldn't even "give" 1/10 of a inch to accommodate the dildos backing.