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This is a harness for all women. While the bullet is not that great, you can easily replace it. If you are looking for a harness you might want to check out this one.
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Pros:
Adjustable in size up to 67" waist and 38" in thighs.
Cons:
Bullet was defective, could of went for some stitching. Bullet is one speed.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness can be used in many ways. This can be used for gender play, pegging, and strap on sex. This harness should be used with flared based toys. This harness is great for all shapes of ladies (sorry gents this is not for you.) This is because there is no pouch area for those whom need that. Whether you are slender or full figured this harness is right for you. This is also great for all levels of users.

This harness is great for anyone. It has adjustable waist and thigh straps, interchangeable O rings (Included), and a bullet pocket (Bullet Included.) This is very comfortable to use and wear. You just step into the thigh area of this double strap harness, pull it up, and adjust to your size. To attach your flared dildo of choice, unsnap the buttons, pick out the ring that matches the size, slide it through, and attach by snapping the buttons. It is that easy.

This Harness is a really great deal. Costing only $44 and it comes with 3 sized O rings. It also fit’s a wide range of sizes. While the bullet function is iffy, it still is awesome. You can purchase this in black or purple. The color selection could be better.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material

The front of the harness is made of velvet. Velvet is made of synthetic fibers. These synthetic fibers are densely piled material with short, thickly woven cut pile. This gives the fabric a soft, silky, and rich I texture. It is recommended to spot clean with a water-free dry cleaning product. You want to wipe in the direction of the pile, making it lay down. When this is dry, brush it gently with a suede brush. You’ll want to first go against the pile, then with the pile.

The straps are made of Nylon. Nylon represents a family of synthetic polymers, a thermoplastic material. Nylon is strong, tough, and resilient polymer that offers a good barrier and high fatigue properties. Nylon is hypo-allergenic. Nylon also has a good resistance against many chemicals, greases, oils, and solvents. Nylon holds up well after usage also. To clean Nylon you wash with sudsy water and never use scouring powder.

The rings are made of flexible plastic. Plastic is a synthetic or semi synthetic polymerization product. Plastic is non porous and phthalate free firm and smooth material. Just wash plastic with mild antibacterial soap and hot water.

The nylon straps are very comfortable. I was surprised they did not dig into my skin or cause chafing. The velvet front is really lovely. It does not even make you sweat after extended periods of time.
    • Textured

Design / Craftsmanship

This is a double strap harness, which the design is really similar to a Jock Strap. For those who have no idea what I mean, it is like panties with the butt cut out, while leaving only straps around the waist and thighs. This is not designed for those whom have penises, since there is not pouch area.

These straps are extremely adjustable for the thighs and the waist. They are made of Nylon, which is very durable and comfortable. There are four tot strap adjusters (Two for the waist and one for each thigh.) They are really easy to adjust (a lot like back pack adjustable straps,) you just pull to your liking. All four straps meet at the front, at the triangle. On the triangle there is four slots were you insert the straps. At the end of the straps are metal snap buttons. These snaps are to hold the interchangeable O rings (Which hold your flared dildo.) The triangle is designed similar to a thong front; however this could have been larger. (It was similar to having a thong that is low cut and just not wide enough.) At the top of this triangle is an opening, which is for the bullet. There is some foam material inside of this opening.

The actual craftsmanship of this could have used some work. As mentioned before the triangle front could have been larger. The slots on the triangle on the triangle could have gone for some stitching. It is double layered and they did not stitch where the slots are. My final suggestion would have to be some stopper stitching at the end of the straps. There is none, so if you adjust too far it comes off the plastic adjuster. These are my only complaints. This is a really great harness, and some of this flaws you can fix yourself.
    • Fits many size toys
    • Interchangeable o-ring
    • Stylish

Size / Fit

Amazingly everyone can wear this baby! It truly fit’s a wide range of sizes. No matter how you are shaped, this will fit you. Do not believe me, well I adjusted both the thighs and the waist, to the smallest then the largest. My results are waist 15.5” to 67”, and the thigh 10” to 38”. How awesome a one size fits all and it fits all! The product page does say up to 60”, however I did measure and got 67”.

The only issue with (one size fits all) adjustable is that the smaller/ skinnier you are, the longer the straps will be. There are ways to fix this issue though.

No matter you size this will fit around your waist and then around your thighs. This will give your booty a flattering appearance. Since this is a double strap harness, it will also leave access to where you want touched. (You don’t have to take it off to switch it up!)
    • Adjustable
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Will fit most body sizes and types

Performance

As said before this harness works for gender play, pegging, and strap on sex. While I was not familiar with the terms pegging and gender play (thanks Urban Dictionary), this harness is awesome for all of them.

Gender play is like playing dress up (only changing your gender.) This harness just needs the right penile attachment; like Mr. Limpy. I wore this around for four hours and hardly felt it.

This works well for pegging (anal with male). This was my intended use. I used my Sedeux Please dildo with this harness. The harness has 3 interchangeable O rings (1 ½”, 1 ¾”, 2), so many dildo’s will easily be secured and work with this harness. As for positions for pegging, we only tried doggy and on the side. I can not say for other positions. This was really comfortable during use and held up very nicely.

I have yet to be fortunate enough to have strap on sex (with a female). I am hoping to one day, however since it works for pegging. I would have to say it most likely works great for strap on sex.

There is a 2 ½” long (2 ½” circumference) silver bullet that slides into this harness. I am not positive of the intention of this. Really could be a few things. One could be to vibrate your dildo while in use. The other could be for clitoral stimulation for the person wearing the harness. However it was meant, it failed! (At least mine did!) First off I know my bullet is defective (You do not even have to use the push button and it works. Also when the bottom is off it even works. No big deal bullets are replaceable.) I got NO vibration, due to the weakness of the bullet. There was also NO vibration to the dildo. I would say get a better one, then maybe this harness can be like vibrating panties.
    • Comfortable during use
    • Easy to put on
    • Holds toys very well

Care and Maintenance

I did mention how to clean each piece in the material section. All except the bullet anyhow, just quick wash with antibacterial soap and water. Then you are good to go. Any toy cleaner would also work.

As for storage this goes in my lingerie draw. You can store it anywhere. It is basically a pair of underwear. I keep the O rings attached, so they do not get lost.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging



There are instructions one the back.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
This harness is a fantastic buy for beginners. It fits a wide range of sizes, but the only flaw I have found over time, is that larger dildos do not stay on very well. I think it is because they are too heavy for this harness.

I am still very pleased with this harness and it gets some use.
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Comments
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Thank you for the review and pictures!
  • Beck
    Beck  
    You are welcome.
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    Kayla&JJ ?  
    Thanks for the review!
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    FemmeFlo  
    Thanks for the review! This looks cool.
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    evecat  
    Really amazing review :3
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    Stinkytofu10  
    great review and pics, thank you!
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    Leo.boi  
    VERY thorough review. Thanks for the pics.
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    ILikeShinyThings  
    Awesome review and pics!!
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    Nacht Stern  
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    Mr. E  
    Great review.
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