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Realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc

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Hands down, the best sex I have had in a long time! The way Johnny felt when he was thrusting in my pussy is BEYOND words! I have been used to playing and having strap-on sex with dildos that are no more that 1 1/2" in girth and was really excited to get a thicker one, so Johnny was perfect! Writing about him is making me horny again! I think this dildo is amazing!
Published: December 4, 2010
Pros:
thick, big head, stiff
Cons:
The only thing I would have liked is if he was a bit longer, other than that he is perfect!
Rating by reviewer:
5
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I fell in love with Johnny the moment I saw him on Edenfantasys' website. I purchased it along with Spareparts Joque Harness and I was THRILLED when I got it in the mail. When I first laid eyes on it I thought that it was a bit larger than I had anticipated (the general description said that Johnny had a girth of 1 7/8"); it looked like a chunky monkey! The girth was "visually" a lot larger than I perceived from the photos on Edenfantasys' site. It came in a clear rectangular plastic box that is meant to be used as a storage container (so keep the box!)

I was a bit surprised with how heavy it felt in my hand; it was not ridiculously heavy, but heavier than I expected, although my girlfriend said it felt really light in the (Spareparts Joque) harness. Johnny is made of silicone material; this dildo is super soft and smooth, as well as hypoallergenic, phthalates free, latex free and nonporous, for completely safe and healthy play at all times! When I first saw Johnny out of the box he reminded me of the way the "skin" on a Barbie looks: really, silky, smooth, with a bit of sheen. Johnny is flexible, bendable and a slight bit squishy with a great stiffness. Johnny has a large round head (that felt like heaven when it is being inserted in my pussy) that slightly tapers into a ridged neck giving you a bit of a popping sensation when penetrated. The shaft is really thick and feels delicious going in. I honestly thought it would be too big for me, but good God he felt AMAZING when he was sliding in! Johnny has a wide, flared, flat base which I think makes it perfect for strap-on sex!

The feeling of fullness that I felt with this dildo is beyond words! I have never felt anything like it with any other toy. Johnny warms up with your body temperature; he does not smell or taste funny like other toys I have used. In short it's just freaking amazing! My girlfriend and I used it with the Spareparts Joque Harness and had a blast with him! My only complain about Johnny was that I wish he were a little bit longer (he was 7", but the insertable length was 6 1/4") because I wanted to feel him really deep inside.

Always remember that you should never use silicone based lube with silicone toys! Use water based lubes!! I was so turned on and wet when we played with Johnny that I did not need to use any lube, but I was afraid that he was a bit too thick for me, so I recommend that you have some lube just in case! Also, Johnny has a slight tendency to attract almost any and everything in the air, pet hair, lint, etc., so always wash him before and after play time!
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My Johnny tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Oral
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Waterfall (verified)

Thanks for the review I have Johnny in Vixskin and I love him!

12/04/2010
Ezmie (verified)

I was going to order him in Vixskin, but they were out of stock in the color choice I wanted and I was in need of a new dildo (the dog got into the toy box and well...he had a field day) so I just ordered the silicon version...I it so much!!!

12/04/2010
ScottA (verified)

"Not big enough" is a common enough complaint about dildos. The other common one is "too big", so companies have to have a balancing act.

I'm glad to hear this works well in a harness. I guess it's the balls that help hold it up.

12/05/2010
Nobodygirl (verified)

Nicely done review!

01/20/2011
myscreenname (verified)

great review. Easy to see that you really enjoyed it.

May 3, 5:12 am
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      You naughty girl. :-)
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  • Why Are Dildos So Large Compared To Actual Penises?
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  • Would Johnny make me and my gf feel full?
    • Mary Z
      Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
    • JoannaJ
      Quote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
      Johnny is a big toy, but not crazy-massive huge, so it might be a good one to start your explorations with!
    • BiancaBi
      Quote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
      Johnny is probably the largest I've bought from here. And it felt very filling to me. I only use it occasionally because it feels very large to me.
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