Johnny's been a good boy...
Hands down, the best sex I have had in a long time! The way Johnny felt when he was thrusting in my pussy is BEYOND words! I have been used to playing and having strap-on sex with dildos that are no more that 1 1/2" in girth and was really excited to get a thicker one, so Johnny was perfect! Writing about him is making me horny again! I think this dildo is amazing!Published: December 4, 2010
Pros:
thick, big head, stiff
Cons:
The only thing I would have liked is if he was a bit longer, other than that he is perfect!
I fell in love with Johnny the moment I saw him on Edenfantasys' website. I purchased it along with Spareparts Joque Harness and I was THRILLED when I got it in the mail. When I first laid eyes on it I thought that it was a bit larger than I had anticipated (the general description said that Johnny had a girth of 1 7/8"); it looked like a chunky monkey! The girth was "visually" a lot larger than I perceived from the photos on Edenfantasys' site. It came in a clear rectangular plastic box that is meant to be used as a storage container (so keep the box!)
I was a bit surprised with how heavy it felt in my hand; it was not ridiculously heavy, but heavier than I expected, although my girlfriend said it felt really light in the (Spareparts Joque) harness. Johnny is made of silicone material; this dildo is super soft and smooth, as well as hypoallergenic, phthalates free, latex free and nonporous, for completely safe and healthy play at all times! When I first saw Johnny out of the box he reminded me of the way the "skin" on a Barbie looks: really, silky, smooth, with a bit of sheen. Johnny is flexible, bendable and a slight bit squishy with a great stiffness. Johnny has a large round head (that felt like heaven when it is being inserted in my pussy) that slightly tapers into a ridged neck giving you a bit of a popping sensation when penetrated. The shaft is really thick and feels delicious going in. I honestly thought it would be too big for me, but good God he felt AMAZING when he was sliding in! Johnny has a wide, flared, flat base which I think makes it perfect for strap-on sex!
The feeling of fullness that I felt with this dildo is beyond words! I have never felt anything like it with any other toy. Johnny warms up with your body temperature; he does not smell or taste funny like other toys I have used. In short it's just freaking amazing! My girlfriend and I used it with the Spareparts Joque Harness and had a blast with him! My only complain about Johnny was that I wish he were a little bit longer (he was 7", but the insertable length was 6 1/4") because I wanted to feel him really deep inside.
Always remember that you should never use silicone based lube with silicone toys! Use water based lubes!! I was so turned on and wet when we played with Johnny that I did not need to use any lube, but I was afraid that he was a bit too thick for me, so I recommend that you have some lube just in case! Also, Johnny has a slight tendency to attract almost any and everything in the air, pet hair, lint, etc., so always wash him before and after play time!
I was a bit surprised with how heavy it felt in my hand; it was not ridiculously heavy, but heavier than I expected, although my girlfriend said it felt really light in the (Spareparts Joque) harness. Johnny is made of silicone material; this dildo is super soft and smooth, as well as hypoallergenic, phthalates free, latex free and nonporous, for completely safe and healthy play at all times! When I first saw Johnny out of the box he reminded me of the way the "skin" on a Barbie looks: really, silky, smooth, with a bit of sheen. Johnny is flexible, bendable and a slight bit squishy with a great stiffness. Johnny has a large round head (that felt like heaven when it is being inserted in my pussy) that slightly tapers into a ridged neck giving you a bit of a popping sensation when penetrated. The shaft is really thick and feels delicious going in. I honestly thought it would be too big for me, but good God he felt AMAZING when he was sliding in! Johnny has a wide, flared, flat base which I think makes it perfect for strap-on sex!
The feeling of fullness that I felt with this dildo is beyond words! I have never felt anything like it with any other toy. Johnny warms up with your body temperature; he does not smell or taste funny like other toys I have used. In short it's just freaking amazing! My girlfriend and I used it with the Spareparts Joque Harness and had a blast with him! My only complain about Johnny was that I wish he were a little bit longer (he was 7", but the insertable length was 6 1/4") because I wanted to feel him really deep inside.
Always remember that you should never use silicone based lube with silicone toys! Use water based lubes!! I was so turned on and wet when we played with Johnny that I did not need to use any lube, but I was afraid that he was a bit too thick for me, so I recommend that you have some lube just in case! Also, Johnny has a slight tendency to attract almost any and everything in the air, pet hair, lint, etc., so always wash him before and after play time!
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Why Are Dildos So Large Compared To Actual Penises?
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I don't understand why model penises or dildos are so large compared to dicks in real life.
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Maybe it's because there's no reason to restrict them to the usual dimensions of real life. If there's a demand for big toys (and clearly there is) why not make them?
Personally, I like variety. While I wouldn't really want to date a guy who had a penis as big as my biggest dildo, it sure is fun to play with something that size every once and a while.
Not all toys are unreasonably large, either. One of my all-time favorite dildos is the O2 Mark, and it happens to be the same size of my boyfriend's penis.
Lots of toys are made with smaller-than-average dimensions as well. It's a whole spectrum, you can't just focus on the huge toys and think that's all there is out there. Some people like big ones, some people don't, and there's no reason not to indulge the desire for a pornstar-sized wang now and again if one falls into the former category. -
They don't need to be natural size or natural shape, so the imagination is free to roam. If you want to try something absurdly large then you can go ahead and give it a go, or if you want something that is bumpy in just the right places you can try that, too.
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Would Johnny make me and my gf feel full?
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Mary ZHi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full? -
JoannaJQuote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?Johnny is a big toy, but not crazy-massive huge, so it might be a good one to start your explorations with! -
BiancaBiQuote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?Johnny is probably the largest I've bought from here. And it felt very filling to me. I only use it occasionally because it feels very large to me.
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Thanks for the review I have Johnny in Vixskin and I love him!
I was going to order him in Vixskin, but they were out of stock in the color choice I wanted and I was in need of a new dildo (the dog got into the toy box and well...he had a field day) so I just ordered the silicon version...I it so much!!!
"Not big enough" is a common enough complaint about dildos. The other common one is "too big", so companies have to have a balancing act.
I'm glad to hear this works well in a harness. I guess it's the balls that help hold it up.
Nicely done review!
great review. Easy to see that you really enjoyed it.