Kong the realistic - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Strap-On Lover

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Kong the Realistic: Intense Pleasure for Couples

For couples who like large dildos and strap-on sex, the Kong is worth every penny. Great for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. It is the best vac-u-lock dildo I've ever owned. Looks incredibly lifelike and super sexy when strapped on. Recommended for anyone who has taken a dong with 2" of circumference and wants more!
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Pros:
Vac-u-Lock Compatible, Realistic, Large Attachment.
Cons:
Pubes at the base of the shaft (which are easily removed).
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

This fat dong is great for advanced strap-on couples. This dildo is vac-u-lock compatible, meaning that your partner can strap it on and deliver a pounding that you won't soon forget! The head is very large, and is followed by a thick bulge in the shaft before tapering to a more manageable size. It is great for oral, vaginal, and anal penetration, and looks incredibly hot dangling in between a woman's legs. My wife uses it on me for anal penetration, but I would recommend anal for advanced users only. It can be used solo, but the vac-u-lock version is clearly for strap-on sex. This is a pretty large attachment, but could be stored in a suitcase easily for travel.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This is a rubber dong, but its texture is extremely realistic and smooth. It is virtually odorless. When attached to the vac-u-lock plug, your (female) partner will look like a well-hung stud with breasts! Kong is pretty firm, but does have some give to it when lube is applied. At 10" long, and 2 1/4" in circumference, this dong feels very large when inserted anally. The bulge in the shaft adds to the stimulation, but is uncomfortable the first couple of times it is inserted. Beginners should try a standard 8" attachment prior to "graduating" to this massive tool. For those who like to penetrate their partners orally, this attachment works well because it's big enough to force the recipient to open 'wide' and sturdy enough for the wearer to sufficiently fuck her partner's throat. It also has a very mild taste so oral pleasure can be given without leaving too poor a taste in the receiver's mouth (only a mild rubber aftertaste is detected).
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is the fourth dong my wife and I have purchased, and was the biggest of the bunch until we got Doc Johnson's Hung dildo a few days ago. The shape of the head and realism of the veins on the shaft gives this dildo the look of an extremely realistic cock. It is a very large attachment, and not recommended for beginners. If you are ready for additional girth, Kong's 2 1/4" circumference is sure to please even experienced users. The only detraction for me were the pubes at the base of the shaft, but they are easily pulled out. Once removed, the dildo looks much more attractive when strapped on to a harness.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

The best thing about this toy is its girth. The head is very aggressive and is followed by a very thick bulge in the shaft which feels even more intense than the head upon insertion. Because it's vac-u-lock compatible, your partner will be able to strap it onto any harness made for the system. It is a very sturdy attachment that is ideal for hands free thrusting, which means your partner can orally, anally, or vaginally stimulate without the need to hold the dildo in place. This attachment is the best we've ever used, and would highly recommend to those who want to be penetrated by a very large dong.
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Kong is easily cared for. Antibacterial soap and warm water immediately after use is all that is needed. We store the dong in a 10" x 10" box with our other dildos and toys. It is large, but not so large that it's not easy to store. The dildo is most effective/comfortable when used with plenty of water based lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy is packaged in standard Doc Johnson packaging (plastic, cardboard). It contains instructions for how to attach to a vac-u-lock plug. The packaging is not discreet, with a picture of this massive cock on all four sides. But if you get in the mail it will of course be shipped in a discreet box. The dong comes in a plastic bag, which we used for storage, which keeps dust out.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

My wife referred to this dong as the "dumbo cock" the first time she saw it. She now absolutely loves strapping it on and penetrating me with it. It looks incredibly sexy on her and she loves forcing me to suck it and take it up my ass. Although it is very large, it is a comfortable enough size (with the right preparation) that it can be used for a hard pounding. My wife and I used this dong pretty much every time we have a strap-on session and prefer it to any other dildo we've ever used.

Experience

The first time my wife strapped on the Kong I was a little intimidated. She was also worried that it might hurt me and was hesitant to fuck me with it. Our session started with my wife dressing up in a cupless leather corset and some patent leather fetish boots, which sets the kinky tone for our role reversal. Seeing Kong dangling between her legs with this sexy outfit on gave me an instant hard on. She started by making me get down on my knees to suck her off. This got her into a more dominant mood as she started to fuck my mouth with this massive cock. The head feels very large in the mouth, pretty much forcing me to open as wide as I could. She forced the cock about 3/4 of the way down the shaft, and then began to thrust it in and out. Grabbing the back of my head to give me a good face fucking, she started to take pleasure in forcing me to gag on her cock, and warmed to the idea that this thing was going up my ass. After a few minutes of oral domination, she ordered me to the bed.

She applied lube to her gloved hand and started to finger me. "You're going to have to open up pretty wide for me to get this thing in your ass" she said smiling, and proceed to put all four fingers inside my hole. I was rock hard as she sucked my cock and fingered my ass. She inserted her thumb along with the four fingers already inside, stretching my asshole and making my rock hard cock pulsate with joy. "Are you ready?" she asked. "I don't know," I responded, "but you don't have any fingers left so let's give it a shot." She grabbed Kong with her right hand, moving the massive head towards my primed hole. As she pressed the head up against my lubed hole, it felt amazing. I could feel just how big this cock was even before she inserted it, and I knew that it was going to take some time to work it in. She gently inserted the head little by litte, pushing in then pulling out to expand my o-ring. When she worked the head all the way in, I let out a moan of ectasy. This thing was huge! Then came the real challenge. After Kong's head had disappeared in my ass came the big bulge in the shaft. It was somewhat painful, but the feeling was incredible. Once past the bulge, Kong's entire shaft disappeared up my ass. My wife paused once fully inserted asking "are you okay?" I said, "yes, but go slow". She slowly started pumping with slow, short strokes while jerking my shaft with her lubed glove. As I warmed up and she saw my face turn from slight pain to total pleasure, my wife started making the most of her strap-on. She got her hips into the thrusting motion and fucked me with long strokes. I could see Kong slipping in and out of my hole. I was getting fucked. Hard. After a few minutes of taking a good hard pounding, I reached an explosive climax. My wife pulled Kong out of my ass and stroked my cock a few times, exclaiming, "that was fun!" This was the first of many experiences getting ravaged by Kong, which my wife loves giving as much I love receiving. It was strap-on sex at its finest.
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Comments
  • danellejohns
    This just looks massive. I think they really could have left the pubes off of it, it kinda looks like tangled hair that is smooshed down-not really a turn on. Good Review and welcome to Eden.
  • toxie m
    Yours was virtually odorless? Hm, lucky you. The shop I work at carries this dildo and it has a REALLY strong rubbery smell to it. It's awful, I'm happy for you that your Kong doesn't have that smell to it.
  • ToyingCouple
    Doc Johnson toys usually are pretty strong smelling right out of the box. The hair looks kinda nasty on this dong too......
  • SexDirector
    If they were going to put hair on it it should have been more tastefully done, also, I too have history with Doc J and find their dildo's odorous and rubbery tasting! A prolonged trip through the dishwasher usually helps. I'm ok with you not using condoms yourself but I can assure you that in the interest of sanitation a "magnum condom" is a really good idea! First, bacteria are increadibly tiny (I'm a nurse) and it's impossible to clean the micropores perfectly, on this thing, second it will give the dildo a smoother insertion and probably not give you "microtears", (small lacerations) in your rectum and anus. Otherwise have a ball, especially with the sucking! Many people don't get the "straight guy/sucking dildo in role play thing" but it's pretty cool! Very empowering for the women and boosts the feeling of vulnerability! try having a dildo secured near your head somehow and suck while you're getting fucked, great sensation (Spitroast) kind of thing!
  • sexyintexas
    Looks fun...kind of iffy about the hair... Thanks for the review
  • ParisLove
    Thank youuu! Awesome Review
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Ms. Summer
    Thanks for the review
  • Boobs and Lubes
    ours was really pugent
  • ejrbrndps
    thanks
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