Like giving birth...

Considering this toy was purchased with the sole intent of impalement, stretching, and filling - it far exceeded expectations. I have seen a questions on other toys - "Is this toy that can be used for getting prepped for fisting?" In my opinion, fisting is a preparation for the Hung. I used Randy to prep for this toy. I have given birth twice naturally, and I would compare the stretching and pressure sensation to that. For me, inserting this toy is essentially painful.
Published:
Pros:
Massive girth, massive length, price, visually and aesthetically pleasing.
Cons:
It smells weird, and I'm a little concerned about the material used, so I have to use a condom.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I give this toy 3 stars. I believe it is a nice shape, size, and texture - as advertised - but I don't know if I believe that it is nontoxic.

First and foremost, the measurements of this toy: height including balls is 12.5"; not including balls is about 10"; circumference (around the shaft) is 8.5".

To put that into perspective:
- a standard 12 oz beer bottle is 7-8" tall with a circumference 6-6.5"
- a typical 40 oz beer bottle is 12-13" tall with a circumference 9-9.5"
- a standard 750 ml wine bottle is 13-14" tall with a circumference 8.5-10"
So, in other words, simply put: this toy is massive.

This toy would truly be one of the BEST gag gifts ever. But for personal use, it's meant to impale.

According to the manufacturer, it is nonporous and phthalate free, made of body safe PVC, and designed to be used as a Vac-U-Lock strap-on attachment. However, even though it is supposedly a body safe material, it smells weird, and even on the very first day it had an almost sticky quality to it. Therefore, I highly suggest using a condom with this toy for toxin and hygienic purposes. Taking this into consideration, the firmness of this dong is quite interesting. It is not hard and rigid like you would expect; it's somewhat squishy and flexible (if you hold it horizontal it curves slightly down).

The toy comes packaged in a lightweight cardboard box and plastic bag. It's not ideal for storing. I roll mine up in a microfiber hand towel and stick it in my dresser drawer. Obviously the purpose of this toy is quite apparent, so if you are a person that likes to have your privacy, hide it. Hide it well.

Considering this toy was purchased with the sole intent of impalement, stretching, and filling - it far exceeded expectations. If that is what you are looking for, you'll be happy with your purchase. I have seen a question on other toys: "Is this a toy that can be used for getting prepped for fisting?". In this case, in my opinion, fisting is a preparation for the Hung. I used Randy to prep for this toy. I have given birth twice naturally, and I would compare the stretching and pressure sensation to that. For me, inserting this toy is essentially painful.

There are only a few positions I can get it in. If I kinda straddle it, tip it forward a little, and slide down onto it slowly - keep in mind I am 5' 0" - so in a position of me kneeling over it, it's already pressed against me and the head is in. If I stand/kneel, position the base against a wall and push back against it (doggy style), I can get it in. I have not been able to exert enough pressure to push it in if I am sitting/lying on my back - this toy is heavy, and with the large girth I have to hold it with two hands to try and push it in.

I have only used this toy solo with my man watching, while giving him a blow job, and have only used it vaginally. We have not been able to dual penetrate (my man or another toy in my ass) with this in me, because there's simply no space left. I have not used this toy for thrusting; for me, it is simply far too large for that. I truly can feel every bit sinking in and stretching me open - I can hardly move, let alone think about thrusting. He loves to see me at a point where I am "too full", and that is absolutely achievable with this toy. When I pull myself off this toy, it leaves me gaping and contracting; my man loves to see that. For several days after using this, I have a bruised feeling inside, and it's a few days before I can do some kegels to tighten back up.
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My Hung vac-u-lock tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Gender play
    • Heavy play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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Comments
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a great review. I just got the junior version of this, the "perfect realistic cock" and it's OK with a condom on it. Without, the taste/smell are intolerable. The realistic is pretty normal-sized, though, about 6" long and 1 3/4" diameter. The Hung just sounds painful! Must be visually exciting, though.
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    It's comparable to giving birth?! Yeah...think I'll skip this.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review.
  • raffi
    raffi  
    Some people would love the size of this ... I'm not really one of them, but my mate sure is. Oh the things we do for love (lust?) hehe
  • libbyv
    libbyv  
    wow
  • Chastity Darling
    Chastity Darling  
    Oh my. Looks a bit big for me but would make a fun gag gift
  • tattedsexy71
    tattedsexy71  
    considering ive had all C-sections I think i'll just pass
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • raffi
    raffi  
    haha gag gift indeed!
  • chi chi
    chi chi  
    lol
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Wow, that sounds scary! Thanks for the honest review.
  • ShadowedSeductress
    ShadowedSeductress  
    Holy, this thing is huge! I've never heard anyone compare using a toy, to giving birth! I'm surprised you were able to fit a condom over this thing

    Thanks for the review and the size comparisons. This toy is definitely not for me.
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