Futurotic flexi dong - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Jewlickah

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More work than pleasure. Works better as a goofy decoration.

The Futorotic flexi dong works best for those who like mild texture and semi-realistic toys, and have sensitive g-spots. It will not hold its shape for firm g-spot pressure and shouldn't be used anally. If you're looking for something with mild intensity, this could be great for you. However, for many, it will be too much work to maintain this unsafe material.
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Pros:
Mild texture, flexible, squishy, price
Cons:
Unsafe material, doesn't keep shape for g-spot stimulation, mild odor, lint magnet, absorbent
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is best for people who:
-have a sensitive g-spot
-love a little texture and squishy toys
-are looking for something semi-realistic
-like average size and circumference

Also fun for people who like to make things into silly shapes!

This toy is definitely best used vaginally with slow thrusts and water-based lube. It has a mild texture that is intensified by the somewhat drag-y material, so there are a lot of pleasant sensations to feel while thrusting. In theory, it would be excellent for g-spot stimulation because it is totally customizable to a woman's particular anatomy. However; the vertebrae are surprisingly weak and do not stay in place as they enter the vagina, especially if the woman has strong Kegels or you are thrusting hard. It should definitely be used mostly to enjoy the texture and feeling of fullness. Good with a partner, but better for masturbation.

It may work with a harness, but due to its porous material, I do not think that this toy would be suitable for anal. Additionally, given that the toy's "vertebrae" are knocked out of place easily, I can't see someone getting the dildo to easily push past the powerful muscles of the anus to actually penetrate.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material had a strong chemical smell that became mild after a few washes. It did not bother me, but if smells particularly bother you, you should stay away from this toy.

The toy is pretty squishy. I can almost squish the head in half with my fingers. However, as you go down the shaft, you can feel the hard inner core that keeps the dong's shape. It has small, hard, vertebrate-like connected core pieces that you can hear pop a little bit when you change the dildo's shape. The surrounding Futurotic material on the shaft remains pretty compressible around the vertebrae, though slightly firmer than the head. When not pressed against anything it keeps whatever shape you put it in. The vertebrae even lets you fold it completely in half!

The actual texture is veined, and it has a small amount of noticeable micro-texture. If you drag your finger along it, if feels smooth and slightly sticky. Lint sticks to it as if it were silicone. Though the dong is squishy, you CAN still feel the texture when inserted.

Another note about the texture: this is a VERY porous material, which means it absorbs lube and your natural lubrication. Thus, water-based lube should be consistently reapplied or the pleasant texture will turn more into an irritating scratchy sensation.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is interesting because it doesn't have a set shape. It has a a non-realistically veined shaft, textured balls, and a squishy, defined head that can press softly against the g-spot. It is of average size and circumference. Semi-realistic. Other than that, the way you shape it is a free-for-all. When I got it, I was really hoping that I would be able to mold it to fit both mine and my girlfriend's anatomy.

Specifically, I wanted it to firmly hit both of our g-spots. That was a huge let down- upon entering the vagina, the dong flexes from how you arranged it. It simply molds to wherever it is put, and can't press hard against the g-spot. Worse, if you thrust too quickly and happen to pull out completely, missing even a little bit causes the toy to fold in half as you hit your partner. It's a painful thing to happen due to the hard inner core.

The design may be acceptable for strap on use. The balls could hold it in a harness, though it may feel lumpy and uncomfortable. On the other hand, the balls may press above the mons and stimulate the person wearing it from the outside. That could be fun? If you can keep it in the other person, it would be a good first strap on because most angles are comfortable due to the dong's flexible nature (OR it could cause a painful crash outside, as mentioned earlier). It is up to you if you think you could work with it.

Additionally, the balls provide an excellent sense of control during masturbation. There is quite a bit to hold on to, and due to the sticky texture, the dong will not slip from your hand. It is easy to control, and the problem of slipping out completely is minimized due to your own arm length.
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play
    • Semi-realistic

Performance

The Futurotic flexi dong is best for solo play because the problem of the toy falling out and crashing painfully is nearly eliminated due to your own arm length. Any position will work well, because the toy will flex to your shape.

With a partner, the Futurotic flexi dong feels best with slow to moderate thrusting and lots of lube. It takes a little practice to make sure that the toy remains somewhat inside the entire time, but once you get the hang of it, rapid thrusting is possible, and can feel overwhelmingly good. The fact that you have to build up in intensity increases the end benefit.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The material is very porous, and it's best to wear a condom with it whether or not you're sharing with a partner. It should be washed immediately after each use with antibacterial soap and warm water. Store it in a clean, dry, dark environment where it won't get any dust on it, such as in a plastic bag in a box. Additionally, putting cornstarch on it after each use will ensure it doesn't absorb dyes and moisture from the environment.

Use water based lubricant, as silicone and oil can depreciate the quality of the toy.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The toy came in plastic, form-fitting packaging with a paper insert describing the toy. It needed to be cut completely open with scissors, and can't be stored in the packaging it came in because of that.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

My girlfriend loved this toy, and came several times because of it. I personally needed more g-spot stimulation, and found the texture was slightly irritating.

If the material were safer and there were a locking mechanism on the vertebrae, then this would be an excellent toy. Interesting idea, poor execution. I guess you get what you pay for with such a low price.

Experience

This toy felt nice once we got used to it, but was a little too much work to keep clean for us. It is currently sitting under my ex's bed collecting dust and cat hair because we were too lazy to clean it.

For a while before, we just put it on the window sill, drew a face on it, and molded it into weird shapes. It was too much of a hassle to legitimately use.
    • Flexible
Follow-up commentary
I got in contact with my ex about this.

She said that she had "thrown the toy away since forever ago to be sure there [wouldn't be] an x-rated biohazard to discover" as she moved out of her parents' house. Goodbye, futurotic flexi dong, we will never learn to love you.
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  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    thnaxxxx a bunch!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the honest review. X-rated biohazard, lol!
  • rmiles124
    rmiles124  
    I was looking into this one. Thanks for the review!
  • KinkyNicki92
    KinkyNicki92  
    Thanks for the review
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