Tera Patrick's big one - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Always Ready

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My Battle with Big One

The Big One can be intimidating for most people when they first see it. With lots of practice and lube, you will soon find yourself wanting it more often. The feeling of being full and stretched wide is incredible.
Published:
Pros:
Makes you feel full and stretched
Cons:
It takes some practice
Hard and stiff
Rating by reviewer:
4
somewhat useful review
In this corner weighing it at an ungodly 5 pounds (NOTE: Weight is actually around a pound, but it seems like more) is the Big One. A solid piece of purple Crystalessence (aka PVC) just waiting for you. Inflexible in every way and about as big around as a pop can. It's not just big... it's HUGE.

In the other corner... me. Flesh and bones. Armed with nothing but time and a bottle of lube.

I'll admit that initially I was intimidated by my opponent. It just stood there all huge and solid. My poor pussy wanted to run and hide. But I was on a mission. I was going to beat this thing if it was the last thing I did. I knew this wasn't going to be a quick fight and it wasn't going to be painless. It was going to take some time and lots of lube.

I started with my usual warm-up, a clit vibrator. I then brought out the dildos, starting with the smallest and working my way up. Soon it was time for the main even. I greased up the Big One with copious amounts of lube. Then did the same to myself. I tried to conquer it laying on my back but both the size and weight proved unwieldy.

I next attempted to attack my opponent from above. I knelt over the dildo while it was firmly planted on the floor. I eased myself down little by little. I got most of the head inside me then had to cry uncle. It wasn't going to happen, not tonight.

A few days later came round 2. I made a little more progress. Round by round, after a few weeks and a couple bottles of lube, I made a little more headway. Then in round 6... Triumph! I was able to take most of it, although it was not a painless experience. But at least I can say I finally beat Tera Patrick's Big One.

The Big One is hard and unyielding which makes for a slightly awkward experience. It is also oval shaped so it does go in easier (I use the term loosely) one way than it does the other. I had to turn it sideways for it to fit. I don't bounce on it or pump it. I simply take what I can, enjoy the feeling of being stretched and full. I add a clit vibe and I'm usually cumming within a minute.

Clean-up is easy, washing it with hot water and antibacterial toy cleaner before and after each use. It tends to collect lint and dust so I wash it often.

I wanted a big dildo, something to make me feel full and stretched and I found that in the Big One. The only thing I would have changed was for it to have a little more give to it. It's too stiff.
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Comments
  • Jimbo Jones
    This is the toy that always seemed like such a novelty to me because of its size. You show some real perserverance and patience working your way up to it and now you enjoy it. Does this kill smaller toys for you or is this one you use only once in a while and you enjoy smaller stuff most of the time? If you like smaller stuff, what is a more normal size for penetration for you, personally? Thanks for the great review.
  • Always Ready
    I still enjoy smaller toys. The Big One is a very rarely toy. I have to definitely be in the mood for it. My smallest dildo is 4.25, my largest (aside from this one) is 6. My favorite and almost-every-nighter is 5.25.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thanks for the information, that seems very reasonable.
  • Cock Wrangler
    I love it when people use 'novelty' toys (like the Great American Challenge). Only thing is, I really wish some toys this size were made of better materials, because there's clearly a demand for them. Keep in mind that this is highly porous and probably contains phthalates, and has a pretty fast degradation profile. Store it away from other toys to avoid material interaction problems.

    It doesn't really weight 5 lbs, does it?
  • Always Ready
    No it doesn't weigh five pounds but it seems like it does. I just went and weighed it and it comes in at around a pound. compared to other sex toys, that's still pretty hefty. I couldn't find anything that gives an official weight. I'll update my review to reflect that.
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