Vac-u-lock realistic dong - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by smashthepatriarchy

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This toy is great for those looking for an experience with a very realistic looking and feeling dildo. I found it to be a bit on the boring side for my taste, and the strong odor is really noticeable and hard to ignore. I also found it too bendy for anything other than missionary vaginal insertion, which isn't too exciting.
Published:
Pros:
Very realistic look and feel, harness compatible
Cons:
Strong rubber smell, too pliable
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Vac-u-lock realistic dong is a very realistic looking dildo that can be used solo or with a partner. I have gotten more use out of this as a gag gift with my friends. Whenever they come over they break out the Vac-u-lock realistic dong and laugh at it. It really is realistic, almost too realistic.



I originally purchased the Vac-u-lock realistic dong for eventual harness play, but I can't imagine using this effectively for pegging - the toy is simply too flimsy. In theory, this toy can be used with the Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock harness system, but I cannot attest to its actual abilities in that.
I would recommend this toy for vaginal penetration only, with a condom of course. However, if you're adventurous, you could theoretically use this toy for anal penetration (again, with a condom on) as the balls will stop the toy from getting lost. I don't recommend it for anal play, if you are looking for a toy for anal play I suggest looking elsewhere.



Since this dong is made from rubber, it is important to always use a condom. Rubber is porous, earning a 3 safety rating from EdenFantasys, so be careful and take care of your body.
Also I suggest to use lube! I'll discuss this later.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

This is a very realistic toy made of rubber. Not only does it look realistic, it feels very realistic. The rubber material provides a balance of sturdy and firm with pliable and squishy. My big complaint with this toy is the smell. I cannot rid the Vac-u-lock realistic dong of it's rubber smell, and it's quite off putting. The smell is quite strong, and this toy always leaves my hands reeking of rubber for long after play time had ended. I think flavored/scented lube would help this, but I do not use that so I can't say for sure if it would help.



If you're looking for a really realistic feeling and looking dildo, I definitely suggest this bad boy.


(As you can tell by these photos, the details are quite impressive!)


The material is hard to work with, and I don't really think it's a beginner toy due to the material and the size of it. The veins add a nice texture to the toy experience, but it's not overwhelmingly so.
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I'm personally not a fan of realistic looking toys, but aside from that I like the design. I can certainly appreciate the realistic toy, it is very detailed. Some of the stock photos show the head of this toy being quite pink. I think the head is still too pink, for my taste, but it's not quite the same shade as the stock photos.


This toy is bendy, which can be difficult to work with as a beginner, and can make solo anal play impossible.


The head of the toy is much more firm than the shaft (due to the hole for harness/vibe), which can be quite nice for g-spot stimulation.


The toy itself measures about 7 inches in length, with 6 and 1/4 inches insertable. The toy's girth measures and one and one half inches in diameter.



As stated before, this is Vac-u-lock harness compatible.
    • Not discreet
    • Realistic

Performance

This toy is a great addition to your toybox if you're looking for a realistic dildo for vaginal insertion. While I like the idea of using this with the Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock harness system, I don't see it working very well due to the bendyness of the rubber material.


The hole for the harness can potentially be used to insert a bullet. The toy's pliability should allow for removal, even if the bullet was inserted too far.
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The Vac-u-lock realistic dong is made of rubber, which is porous and difficult to clean. You cannot sterilize this toy, so if you plan on sharing this with a partner be warned. I suggest using a condom every time, just to be on the safe side.
I normally have no problem using toys "dry" but this toy is certainly an exception. Due to its material and it's size, lube is a must for me, but it significantly improved my experience with it. Use water or silicone based lubes with this toy, I suggest H2O's water based lubricant.

To clean the Vac-u-lock realistic dong, wash with warm water and antibacterial soap and let air dry. I don't suggest towel drying because this toy will collect lint (annoyingly so). I actually suggest cleaning before use and after use, because I find that this toy always has some lint or other things stuck to it. After cleaning store it in a dry place, like a toy box, shoe box, or drawer. As with most toys, do not store near or in extreme cold or hot temperatures.

Rubber is compatible with silicone and water based lubes. Do not use oil based lubes with this toy.
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The box the toy came in was not discreet at all. I don't suggest using the box for storing, but if you needed to you could (as long as you don't need discretion.)
    • Not discreet
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  • Sunshineamine
    Sunshineamine  
    Excellent review, this does look extremely realistic! Fantastic job.
  • llellsee
    llellsee  
    Fantastic review and great quality photos Thanks
  • Starshiptrooper84
    Starshiptrooper84  
    Great review, thanks.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Wow I think I need to get this. Omg it does look real. Great review thanks for the pics and sharing.
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    Hibangel  
    thanks for reviewing, great pics!
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    comatose-kitty  
    Thanks for all these pics
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    cock looks amazing
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    Im getting this!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Was disappointed to see this was rubber, but EU review!
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    SelectZen  
    Really great review, thanks for sharing.
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    LoneOokami  
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