Nailing Without the Hardware
The Brazilian Harness by Sportsheets does all the work of a traditional strap-on harness without all of the annoying hardware. Minimal and sexy, its only downfall is that you can't switch out the O rings to accommodate different dildo sizes.Published: October 22, 2008
Pros:
Minimal, sexy, gets the job done without looking like a tool belt.
Cons:
Cannot interchange O rings to fit different sized dildos.
The Brazilian Harness by Sportsheets is adorable. A minimalist interpretation of what is usually some heavy duty hardware for those who don't want to wear a tool belt under the sheets. It's slim and sexy, just like wearing a pair of purple, velvety thong underwear. Don't let this little purple lady fool you though--the slender straps aren't too flimsy and can stand up to some good tugging...as long as you get them secured tight enough around your hips. Also, because it's so small, it can be stashed anywhere for easy storage. I throw mine in the washing machine and then keep it safe and easy to find in my underwear drawer!
This harness is most certainly for use only by people who don't have a penis, as I can't imagine that the strap that cuts right between your thighs would sit comfortably near a penis or scrotum. For those with a vulva, it does provide some additional stimulation to the clitoris and both sets of labia through rubbing, although you must make sure that it is adjusted properly as to make the sensations pleasurable and not too rough on your delicate lady bits.
But, it's not all good folks. You see, in making a harness more than just a pretty little accessory you need a dildo to strap on (and preferably, somebody else who you'd like to "please"). The dildo fits into the O-ring that is attached to the front of the harness. This harness only comes with one O-ring and you cannot exchange it for any other sizes without ripping the harness apart. A well-made harness will have snaps or some form of closure that allows you to switch out different sizes--but not this little beauty. So, when purchasing, make sure that you have a dildo that will fit, otherwise you're out of luck.
This harness is most certainly for use only by people who don't have a penis, as I can't imagine that the strap that cuts right between your thighs would sit comfortably near a penis or scrotum. For those with a vulva, it does provide some additional stimulation to the clitoris and both sets of labia through rubbing, although you must make sure that it is adjusted properly as to make the sensations pleasurable and not too rough on your delicate lady bits.
But, it's not all good folks. You see, in making a harness more than just a pretty little accessory you need a dildo to strap on (and preferably, somebody else who you'd like to "please"). The dildo fits into the O-ring that is attached to the front of the harness. This harness only comes with one O-ring and you cannot exchange it for any other sizes without ripping the harness apart. A well-made harness will have snaps or some form of closure that allows you to switch out different sizes--but not this little beauty. So, when purchasing, make sure that you have a dildo that will fit, otherwise you're out of luck.
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Cute, feminine harnesses?
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I identify as a femme lesbian, and I have been searching for a "pretty" harness I can wear. I want to look as cute and feminine as I can while wearing a penis. I've been looking at the Brazilian harness. I've been looking through the list of products on this site, but I was wondering if anyone had a harness they really loved?
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Dude!! Yes!!
I just got my La Femme from the V-Day coupon and I love it. Very pretty:
It was in tight competition with Aslan Leather's Minx:
Of course, its all up to your own aesthetic. I personally love the corset detailing of the minx and pink bows on the La Femme, because that is what I personally find feminine and sexy. Eden has many harnesses in all price ranges. I also prefer double strap.
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Thanks! I read that the La Femme doesn't look good if you have a belly, and I have a bit of one. I don't know if you do or not, but do you think it is flattering?
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Tantus silk
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VidbotDoes anyone know if the Silk Medium will fit in this harness? The o-ring is not interchangeable and I'd rather not have to cut the fasteners to make it fit. -
Quote: Does anyone know if the Silk Medium will fit in this harness? The o-ring is not interchangeable and I'd rather not have to cut the fasteners to make it fit.The harness says the O-ring is 1.5 inches in diameter and the Tantus Silk Medium is 1.25 inches in diameter so it should be small enough to fit into the O-ring without adjustment.
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Usage question
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Can this be used as a butt plug harness
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Quote: Can this be used as a butt plug harnessYes. Since the Brazilian is a "G- String"/Thong style harness the center strap can hold a butt plug in place. Sportsheets makes a Butt Plug "adapter". it's a soft Neoprene piece that threads through the center strap and helps hold a Butt Plug in place. If you give me your address I'll send you one, with our compliments. Thanks for contacting us. Please let us know how this works out for you. Sincerely, Tom Stewart, President, Sportsheets
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Is it not the most exciting thing to have a place where you can ask a question about a product and have a person answer you from the company that makes the toy?
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Hey, some of us think tool belts are hot. ;)
Could you turn it around and use that rear O-ring in the front (is it even a different size)?
I always like the leather harnesses because they stand up to some fairly rough activity but they are a bitch to clean up! This one seems easy to wash and a great price for some fun activity. The o-ring is 1 1/2 inches? That should fit most 'accessories' without problems.
This looks very pretty. The harnesses always seem way more secure so I'd be a little nervous trying this thing on with a heavier dildo. Great review!
Good review!
Thanks! As a femme, I've been searching for a harness that looks cute (the tool belt look is hot, but not for me)!
Thanks for the review. I'll be getting mine in not too long.
Thanks for the review
Thank you
Great review
Thanks for the review.
nice review