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Nailing Without the Hardware

The Brazilian Harness by Sportsheets does all the work of a traditional strap-on harness without all of the annoying hardware. Minimal and sexy, its only downfall is that you can't switch out the O rings to accommodate different dildo sizes.
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Pros:
Minimal, sexy, gets the job done without looking like a tool belt.
Cons:
Cannot interchange O rings to fit different sized dildos.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Brazilian Harness by Sportsheets is adorable. A minimalist interpretation of what is usually some heavy duty hardware for those who don't want to wear a tool belt under the sheets. It's slim and sexy, just like wearing a pair of purple, velvety thong underwear. Don't let this little purple lady fool you though--the slender straps aren't too flimsy and can stand up to some good tugging...as long as you get them secured tight enough around your hips. Also, because it's so small, it can be stashed anywhere for easy storage. I throw mine in the washing machine and then keep it safe and easy to find in my underwear drawer!

This harness is most certainly for use only by people who don't have a penis, as I can't imagine that the strap that cuts right between your thighs would sit comfortably near a penis or scrotum. For those with a vulva, it does provide some additional stimulation to the clitoris and both sets of labia through rubbing, although you must make sure that it is adjusted properly as to make the sensations pleasurable and not too rough on your delicate lady bits.

But, it's not all good folks. You see, in making a harness more than just a pretty little accessory you need a dildo to strap on (and preferably, somebody else who you'd like to "please"). The dildo fits into the O-ring that is attached to the front of the harness. This harness only comes with one O-ring and you cannot exchange it for any other sizes without ripping the harness apart. A well-made harness will have snaps or some form of closure that allows you to switch out different sizes--but not this little beauty. So, when purchasing, make sure that you have a dildo that will fit, otherwise you're out of luck.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    Hey, some of us think tool belts are hot. ;)
    Could you turn it around and use that rear O-ring in the front (is it even a different size)?
  • ToyingCouple
    ToyingCouple  
    I always like the leather harnesses because they stand up to some fairly rough activity but they are a bitch to clean up! This one seems easy to wash and a great price for some fun activity. The o-ring is 1 1/2 inches? That should fit most 'accessories' without problems.
  • Trashley
    Trashley  
    This looks very pretty. The harnesses always seem way more secure so I'd be a little nervous trying this thing on with a heavier dildo. Great review!
  • nickodemus
    nickodemus  
    Good review!
  • Eden C.
    Eden C.  
    Thanks! As a femme, I've been searching for a harness that looks cute (the tool belt look is hot, but not for me)!
  • That Man from Mars
    That Man from Mars  
    Thanks for the review. I'll be getting mine in not too long.
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Thank you
  • Kdlips
    Kdlips  
    Great review
  • WetJenn
    WetJenn  
    Thanks for the review.
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
  • vanilla&chocolate
    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for the review!
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Enjoyed the review. Thanks!
  • Loriandhubby
    Loriandhubby  
    thanks for the review. i really want to try this one
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    SadoMas  
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